Our website doesn't look the same on phone and desktop.

Please remove responsivness.

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

Code runs, time to remove all the System.out.println("AAAAAAAAA"); from it.

Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"

How to remove WannaCry: Russian edition

Joe is a moron

Joe :- Please remove that immediately.

// Joe is a moron

When you don't know what a part of code does to your program but you are too afraid to remove it.

Just wait until I remove my headphones before you start to talk to me...

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Just received my very first pull request on GitHub. Pull request: "Remove jquery as dependency".

* Makes repo private *

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Me : "I want to remove this file"
Windows powershell : "No you can't"

Me : "I'd like to remove this file and then sort all my /home files in alphabetical order and rename all of then adding some text before and after there actual name"
Linux bash : "Ok. Done."

Delivered Project to Client (Android App) and forgot to remove a Toast that I used for Debug purposes. "it fucking works!!"

Life is too short to "Remove usb safely"

the actual code is way more than that . Is there anyone who adds the code but doesn't remove the code that isn't necessary

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

Seen at work in code:

<!-- DO NOT REMOVE CONTENTS PLACED HERE //TODO: Would have loved if some one also had said why we should not remove this -->

Lol

Today a client asked us if we could remove http:// of his website url...

Go home windows you're drunk! 😂
Remove 4tb of data on a 256gb ssd

Here's my setup. I don't want to remove my laptop to take outside, unfortunately. So, ain't gonna happen.

Best way to remove and hide pimple 😂

ctto

"Remove it i don't want it" - display: none !important;

Remove the egos, and then read other people codes, it doesn't matter their codes are good or bad, you can still learn from it.

Ever accidentally +1 someone, remove it, and then feel bad cause they probably got a notification?

"let's setup a seedbox quickly to seed Linux iso's!"

-

You can remove that 'quickly' part. My own goddamn fault but fuck this is annoying.

I have to update Visual Studio Installer before I can remove Visual Studio

Makes sense

Thank you Microsoft

Remove the d from dfox.

Fox has three words.

Triangle has three edges.

Therefore dfox is illuminati

Best App Review ever:

"Awesome app but please remove the ads, then i will give you 5 Stars"

So basicly you are saying the developers should not make any money of the app they spend multiple hours making? Well lets remove the ads then i guess 😤😤

and that's how i remove bugs 😂😂😂😂

What's your story when you had to scrape your code, for the better, when you went working for days and had to remove it all?

My doctor told me to remove coffee from my diet for a week

This will be a looong week

Instead of using actual debugging tools, using print statements and forgetting to remove all of them.

sudo apt-get remove --purge idiot-in-the-room

My life is too short to remove USB safely

Don't put a hack and leave comments like "// HACK: Remove this later". It's gonna stay there forever. Trust me. Do clean codes from the start!

- Guys, today the security auditors are coming, don't forget to remove your sticky notes with passwords. And for God's sake wear the badges for a least a day!

Not me, but a colleague questioned himself for a while over this one. He simply forgot a semicolon when doing some server maintenance:

sudo yum remove application1 sudo yum remove application2

This didn't just remove application1 and 2, it removed sudo and yum too. One slightly embarrassing call to the ops team later, we had to replace the box.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should automate your server maintenance!

Being majestic as a web developer:

1. Hacking through the DevTools to remove the anti-AdBlocker overlay + vertical scrolling paralysis on news website
2. See point 1

$ sudo apt-get remove UK
...
After this operation, 1 GB will be lost.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n]

When you can't remove an app cause one of its dependencies depends on itself

*Code review a PR*

“Remove extra new line here.”

Oh, let's alias 'vagrany' to 'vag', y'know, to save time typing...

"vag destroy"
Ok. Let's remove that asap.

Registered for a job application website and on profile page I see my password in clear type! ...

Time to change password to an easy one and remove profile as fast as possible...

Story goes on: changed password which included a special char successfully.
Tried to remove the account but was told password has invalid chars.

Logged off to see if the password still works. Can't login anymore...

Instant rant mail to admit.

SVN commit log for a project folder:

"Remove printing of user and password to log"

FUCK JOOMLA, SERIOUSLY FUCK IT. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO REMOVE ONE FUCKING ITEM?! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

Haven't written Python in months. Noe I have to go back through a couple hundred lines and remove all the ;s 😂😂

It gives me utmost pleasure knowing that even people at Google forgot to remove the link to Orkut for three years!

fuck me X'D Complained to nowtv that their player wasn't working because apparently it finds 'screen sharing' software running on my mac. This was their response

"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".

He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂

The more code I remove the better it works

Was wondering why my rig was slowing down to a crawl to find it was MalwareBytes so had no choice but to remove it...Goodnight sweet price.

When the Marketing team runs a promotion focusing on a feature you're about to remove.

pushed an error ajax to production: alert( data + "form not submitted you cunt"); I forgot to remove it. 😂😂

No, "Remove big elephant" is not a suitable commit message. Especially not 15 times in a row 😒

>X gets corrupted somehow
>"sudo apt-get remove xorg"
>begins uninstalling millions of packages
>a fullscreen warning flashes by: "Are you SUUUUUURE you wanna remove the kernel?"
>wasn't prompted to deny
>After process, get kernel panic
>reboot
>kernel panic within 10 seconds

Why must you do this to me, Debian?

PSA: "sudo apt-get remove nginx" doesn't actually remove nginx. It will still continue to run and block port 80 on every reboot.

Until you run sudo apt-get autoremove, nginx-core and others still remain.

And that's how twenty seconds of scheduled downtime turns into 10 minutes.

Dammit nginx

1. find bug
2. remove bug
3. error! go to 1

Happens everytime PM tells me to remove a feature 😥.

My manager doesn’t like code comments, want us to remove from PRs 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

-> everyone at the company uses git
-> asked to change some stuff
-> boss says "don't remove the old code, just comment it in case we need it in the future"
-> ...
-> ???

the yellow knight watching over linux looking for problems to fix and windows to remove

When you forgot to remove your lorem ipsum text

Remove USB drive safely..
°×°

All I wanted to do is remove some features. 1 hour later - still waiting.

I can remove these fucking overlaying popups from the DOM when I want to view the content in the webpage :/

There are two type of people

1. Use programming as a source to gain stress

2. Use programming as a source to
remove stress

Worst coding mistake: forget to remove print statement that prints user authentication details.

Actually happened on a code review:

Tech lead: "Why did you remove this code?"
Dev: "Why did you wrote this code?"

Just remove social life

That feeling when you remove unused parts of the code.

Next keynote from Apple:
"Lets remove the battery from all our devices!"

I DO NOT OWE FB MONEY.....

Should I write a GreaseMonkey svript to remove this?

sudo apt-get remove windows

sudo remove stress

99% of apps I remove from my phone are apps with bad UI/UX interfaces 😂

Should I remove the code, or comment it out until the client changes their minds...

Commenting in code isn't to remind you what you did, its to temporarily remove features your boss doesnt want today, but will tomorrow

Safely remove drive C:

I don't believe this. I have to install Gnome Tweak Tools to remove the "Trash" icon from desktop. What the hell :/

GNOME devs: “ah users use this feature. Let’s remove it completely and fuck em”

Never remove Python (and its dependencies) from Ubuntu.... I'm not proud...

Was going to though my old private repos to remove the unused ones. Looks like I wasn't happy about this particular one

When you look at a layout and consider the hour it will take to refactor and clean stuff out to remove built functionality.

Nah fuck it - display: none !important;

Found a code comment that states, "//Don't remove. In for a reason." with no further explanation. Um, shouldn't all the code in this project be in for a reason?

Got a request from a client to remove the dot on the i because umlauts are bad for SEO in URL paths

Sudo apt-get remove --purge hurricane-irma

A most cathartic feeling: when I get to remove a huge block of commented code that isn't necessary. 😌

Sometimes I get scared that one of my posts is gonna get so many downvotes that it'll remove my previous +1000 that I have.

When Android Developer forget to remove .git folder before building his APK file...

Remember to remove your placeholders!

I've got a puzzle! How well do you know the weird GNU coreutils error messages?

$ rm foo/
rm: cannot remove 'foo/': Is a directory

$ rm -r foo/
rm: cannot remove 'foo/': Not a directory

What am I?

Windows can't remove hyper-v,
FCK you Windows.

When my sister asks me to remove the datestamp fort her wordpress website ->
.datestamp{
display: none !important;
}

Does anybody know how to remove that large white bar attached to every window on ubuntu 17.10?

2 Things:. Never symlink the root directory and don't try to remove a symlink with rm -rf

Nearly shit my pants today.

- Insert alt text here (but don't remove the placeholder).

The moment when you made branch restrictions, but your colleagues just remove them so they are able to merge their branch into master.

Feels so good to refactor code and remove unnecessary complexity

So they did remove later the function itself but forgot the invocation :)

I can't believe this is part of an official documentation (wordpress).
Tldr, they want to tell you how to remove all characters in the end of a file lol

#DevOps life:

Reading package lists... Done
Calculating upgrade... Done

0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove
and 0 not upgraded.

... my day is done here.

Didn't even bother to remove their name 😂

Dear Ubuntu 16.04, thanks for always freezing when i remove the VGA cable. :)

"To envision what will be, you must remove yourself from the constant concern for what already is." - Scott Belsky

Mac logic.

set app as default for a file type.
remove the app,
open the file. heheh

"Remove comments" said one bright developer, when asked how to reduce code space!👍
#ohshitmoment

wtf google chrome? who the heck decided that this could be a good idea??? will have to remove chrome from my circley icon dock 😔

"shall I remove the folder /var/www/?"

!rant

You're Hired,
Now please remove the Virus.

How to remove the write protection on a .docx file under linux?
Well, duckduckgo has the answer.

Got my new laptop today!
Traded my old laptop..
The devRant stickers were too difficult to remove, so I had to part with them. :(

Right so I have to subscribe for this website's spam to remove the already spammed inbox.

Fuck logic

sudo apt-get remove -y ruby

I had to remove the inherited elements of a div element in jQuery so I googled "kill children".

took me a while to understand ...

Why would a software update remove apps while doing an overnight update??? Very frustrating

I really wish my break points would adjust themselves when I add or remove lines of code. 😑

Nothing more depressing than a response like "No, no, no, we can't remove this old code. It doesn't matter that there's 0 references as of 3 years ago"

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

Can't fix the error...
Just remove the throw exception

When you accidentally commit and push code that has massively commented out sections that you meant to remove >:/

I have made +150 commits to remove technical dept of 67 commits

I hate subscription-based payments.

Oh, you want to charge my credit card 90$ if I forget to remove it from your shitty website? Oh, well.

Peeve of the week: Youtube videos with robot voices (text-to-speech).

Youtube needs detection and a filter option to let users remove those vids from search results.

Inspired from Jase's face reveal, doing it again for me new friends.

Image in comments (so I can remove it later for privacy reasons).

If you have plans to open source one thing, just start it open source from scratch. It’s extremely painful to remove business logic of a closed source project.

TFW you just made 8k additions in lines to a github repo.
By forgetting to remove the log files.

That moment when you remove a giant CSS vendor lib from the project repo and it goes from 60% main language and 40% CSS, to 90% main language

Every time I try to optimise the code

Anyone else have an irrational fear of others finding the swears in your comments that you forgot to remove before pushing?

When a password hint tool throws an error saying your password is too weak, you then remove a symbol and it now works 👌

I just found out you can commit single lines of a file without the necessity to remove temporarily debug lines every time ... it has blown my mind.

Refactored my current portfolio grid :) Decided to remove margins for a cleaner look and removed slideshow functionality because things became too slow and it really doesn't need it.

SonarQube: You forgot to remove this one 'import' statement

Also SonarQube: This will take you at least 5 years to fix

For your Glassdoor needs:
document.getElementsByClassName('hardsellOverlay gdGrid')[0].remove()
document.body.style.overflow = "inherit";

Introducing Google Tasks

Default Tasks:
1. Reduce body
2. Reduce fat
3. Remove fucking image

- Genie!
- Yes lord?
- Please make Mendix modeler Linux compatible so I can remove fcking Windows os
- "insert shocked Pikachu meme here"

What happens when I say "uhm... and what if I remove this two little lines of code?"
Ctrlzctrlzctrlz

Huh? GitHub just added an empty column to my project with an empty item I can't remove, reloading doesn't fix it.

( ་ − ་ ) 'You can't see this item'

1. Remove 'this.' from your js-syntax.
2. Be happy.

"sudo apt remove nano" is easier than "update-alternatives --set editor /usr/bin/vim.basic" so I just do that.

I am wondering what would it take to remove the spam / bot accounts out of devRant. Just recently seen quite a lot of them. If we collectively report their profile, would @dfox remove them ?

E.g. @chaosesqueteam

Hold up... remove win 10 os?..... from Add and Remove Programs?....FROM WINDOWS XP?????

To all dark theme lovers:
If you want an IRL dark theme just remove all the windows.

Just received a Jira request to remove training videos from the business ethics page or our employee intranet because we longer hold the license's.

HaHa

sudo apt remove --purge 2018
sudo apt-get install 2019
pip install happiness good-code

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear douchebag than to open it and remove all doubt.

`git ci -m "Remove not needed escapes"`

Removed some \ from bash script.

But how it sounds :D

Biking out to the beach on Saturday I remembered I forgot to remove a log.warn("cuntface", values) before committing on Friday.

Ok, so google asked me to remove SEND_SMS and RECIEVE_SMS permission from my app before January 9th, 2019 or I should remove my app from play instead. F***ing Great.

You keep a song in your playlist that you skip everytime it plays.

You want to remove it but you don't.

Why are our brains wired like that?

when you try to stop tracking changes to files you added on git but instead of running the remove from cache command you run the remove from server also command. and it deletes all the cpanel config files and ruins the hosting account.

Todo list when you tell someone you are developer:
1. Fix slow computer
2. Remove virus.
3. Help with Microsoft Word
4. Check why printer is not working

I hate it when people sneak up and I have to remove my headphones when coding just to ask.. what you doing??
Jerking off jackass.. Come sit down

Remove a users virus, save them for a day. Teach a user to Google error messages, save them from a lifetime of viruses.

This place would be much better if we could ban idiots. I won’t give names but one wants to slit my throat and other is putin’s assole.

Hi guys @dfox @trogus , just wanted to report a tiny annoyance lol

If a rant is posted with a picture, then edited, I don't see any way to remove the picture without deleting the rant.

The "Attach img/gif" should say remove current attachment when the post is being edited, or an additional button maybe.

Thanks, others can give suggestions if got em (:

Install windows
Open internet explorer
Download google chrome
Remove internet explorer from existence

- this is the kind of hate ie gets

When you are seeing a video tutorial and the guy remove a bunch of code that you didn't notice, and unconsciously you press 'ctrl+Z'

"If there is one word I’d like to remove from any conversation about design, it’s 'pretty.'" - Aarron Walter

I hate Facebook messenger! Got a message about a freelance website I built a while ago with some change requests, as I was scrolling through the message I accidentally hit 👎. I tried to remove the reaction but deleted their message, which is only deleted for me so now I can't remove the reaction.

That moment you realise that bloatware you had on your xperia device that you couldnt remove without rooting? Google tries to install it on your new phone.. Nice

Dijkstra said if debugging it's the art of remove the bugs from the code, programming must be the art of putting bugs in the code.

Remove some warnings in code that was writed 11 years ago.

Accidentally nuking my hard drive with diskpart's lovely clean command because I was trying to remove an Ubuntu partition.

This kind of stuff is what causes developer's to loss their mind. If you have to write a comment saying do not use a function, REMOVE IT!

Ehh.....
Another day of problems with Windows, just removed 96 unsafe files (Trojans, Malware, Adware etc.)...
At first, Defender refused to work with me, I tried to remove that with Defender (which found just 7 treats), but 'remove' or 'quarantine' didn't work, so I downloaded Malwarebytes and now works fine. Still, some minor problems, gonna format this crap soon...or maybe it's time to move to Linux or macOS finally? 🤔

The rant starts here....
die() function from PHP, it's like Hitler shouting, "if you can't solve the problem remove the source of the problem"

Thanks to restic and b2 I was finally able to remove my old server backups, feels refreshing and fuse is as always truly magical.

Who hates the new Skype app for Android?
Why remove so many features?

If you install your OS to one drive; can you remove the drive, then boot your OS in another computer off of that drive?

When you forgot to remove your debug description and add a real one before publishing your watchface :)

In Morning: Let's remove this bug.
*after some time*
"Ok!!! I would solve this at night time."
Night: leave it! Let's work on another project.

Pro tip: get more battery life with one simple hack: remove the battery 🔋

A program I was using did not recognize a flag that I needed, so I edited the EXE file (using notepad++, no hexeditor) to replace a flag whose name was actually checked with the one I needed. Worked like a charm.

The response for my bug report was "this feature should not be there in the first place, we will remove it". Lucky me they did not remove it earlier.

Currently having a stupid fight in my PR comments to remove dead code because I refuse to write a whole book to justify a cleanup commit.

How do you remove oily keys on keyboard?

What I’ve tried so far are rub it using a pencil eraser and clean it using cotton with alcohol.
Damn. I’m having a hard time to remove it.

Senior colleague wants to remove eslint from a project, it keeps giving him errors when his lines are several hundred characters long 😐

"oh, you work with it? Can you help me remove viruses?"

hmpf...

Oops accidentally created this Angular component in the wrong directory. Better run the Ng command to remove the component so I don't need to remove the files and references in app.module.ts otherwise it would take an annoying amount of time to track down the right lines there and it also opens the door to human error!

......shit

Do any body know how to remove that stupid 1px border in Windows 10 ,
It's always drawing my attention 😡

I have a great idea:

Remove # from tags if people forget.
It should be easy to implement and it will finally shut up those purists.

When the week starts with the following task:

"Remove the page."

And mind reads:
"Remove the page, you had to invest hours of your precious, because we never really plan about things we really need. We just have a gut feeling and it would be nice to have fully functional websites instead of paper prototypes or click dummies. Thank you but keep in mind, we might need the deleted page next week."

My creation after 1 day.
Enter any string ending with period and this program will remove any spaces that exceed.
Looks pretty beautiful and decorative too. :)

"Cortana can do so many things..."

buT CAn yOu rEmOVe AlL a(i)DS from thIs "OS", inCLuDinG yOursElF?

...

Thought so. Still fucking useless trash

When you’re working on a React-Native app and decide to remove a library, don’t accidentally type a space instead of a hyphen when trying to remove something like ‘react-native-svg’. Xcode/expo get super mad when you remove react-native.

THIS is required for this to work.
** the next day: can you remove THIS.

dies inside.

Please Please Please remove your shitty ass 'console.log' before commit i don't need your fucking "debug mode" in production

Feature request:
Option to remove everything that have something positive about Windows.

@drRoss

For God's sake Oreo why remove the dark theme, why!

a project to remove many boilerplate code from .net applications

I will remove the commented code LATER means I will NEVER do it :(

if i could just make sure it doesn't eat me or remove my face :)

I setup a Firebase project, and then remove the authentication completely, so I can send API call freely.

After 2 weeks I am still alive...

That's amazing!

I press Compile Again to remove the bug 🐛

Add 1 - Remove 2
-implement-

Why did you add this?
Alright - Remove 1 and Add 2.
-implement-

I like what you did with 1 but I'm not sure about what you did here with 2.
-wait...wait...wait...-

Hey, just noticed the way you had 1 and 2 before you started making a bunch of unnecessary changes was better, go back to that.

Peer reviews are awesome!