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JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.
phew all better now3 -
"But I don't know where to start..."
"... just start typing, be willing to mess up, and if you get lost just start over with better understanding from messing up. Eventually it'll work."1 -
It's the biggest satisfaction to know that Wix means wank in German!
"why not do it yourself" just adds to it.6 -
When people want to know what you're doing and you know they wouldn't understand so you're just like 'Nothing...'4
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I just got my first set of D&D dice! I know it’s just some metal polyhedra but I’m really happy to have them!
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Pretending you know a programming language because you've written a Hello World in it is just like pretending you know a real-world language because you know how to say "Hello" in it.10
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I need to stop reading devRant posts on the train and in public in general. These rants be cracking me up too much. Most awkward when you try to explain to someone who cares to know what's so funny and you know they can't relate so you're just sitting like.....2
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Be honest with yourself. If you hate CSS or think it's broken or whatever... you just don't know how to write it well.14
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I just told a colleague of mine, and worst programmer i got to know, to call me the alchemist.
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My VS Code extension just got 100 downloads! It just makes me so happy to know that people like what I've made. ☺️
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“Can’t you just open up my iPhone right now and check what’s wrong with it??”
My response: “See, you already know what to do! Since it’s so easy, why don’t you just do it yourself?” -
This moment when everyone assumes you know how to use EVERY device just because you are a coder...5
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I think I just completely ruined the day of a guy I know.
I thought I was funny and told him to "rm -rf --no-preserve-root /"
I thought people know this. Fml. I am so sorry7 -
Guys, Guys, Guys!
I've just won employee of the month! And you know what is even better? The elders of the internet allowed to lend the internet to me to use it in my speech! I couldn't be happier (they even know who I am!)
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[Certified CMS Of Doom™ moment]
Ah yes, the good old "generate a huge CSV just to know how many rows there are"
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Just added Kotlin plugin to my new android project and what do you know, CPU went to 100% of usage.
Aaand the winner is: Fucking Android Studio!
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Hey fellow developers
How did you all come to know about DevRant? Just curious
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Well I got to know about while stalking my potential bf social media 😅😝53 -
Just wanted to let you guys know that I did something awesome.
I am awesome, so are you guys. Keep being awesome!3 -
Oh My God!
I just spent 2 hours trying to fix an issue. Just came to know that I was using the wrong index number from the array.
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I honestly don't get too mad when people aks me to do things like install programs for them. This is not my dayjob, but when you think of it, they're right when they say "you are a programmer so you must know how to do that". We do know how to do that. When you have a question about plants and you know a farmer, you are going to ask the farmer, even though he is not a gardener. He will know. Just as we know how to use computers very well.2
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You know you are a geek when you try to shoo away a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary...4
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Me: Dad, what are you doing with my facebook account
Dad: Just seeing your news feed son
Me: you don't know my password
Dad: Yes...you just logged in one of my phishing pages.
Me: But when did you learn these things?...you don't even know how to send a mail
Dad: Go, drink some gelusil son3 -
"Its not cloud, its just some one elses computer.."
Holy shit Sherlock dont you say. And did you know that you arent lets say Tom, but just some other human. Or you know what? Did you know that its not a diamonds your are browsing, but just a fucking pile of Carbon?
Goddamn that has to be the most annoying quote IT industry has ever made and everytime I hear someone say that, I just feel like they are shitting in their mouths.
Its just a name, common word for fucks sake, just like there are macs, which are just computers, believe it or not..
Just get over it please...
PS. If I ever hear you telling that quote to random person looking like messiah, I swear I will beat your head untill it comes out of your ass.
Have a blessed day.8 -
Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...10
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What's up with employers asking to give them a pay expectation? I don't fucking know just tell me how much you are willing to pay for god sake28
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Anyone else is doing this? When you know you need to implement it, but want to fucus on something else and #TODO just doesn't cut it. xD
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I know this is just an ad, but who the fuck attaches a hard drive disk directly to a FUCKING oscilloscope?
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Oh god, where to start? It is my job to fight against devs that likes to breaks RFC, do stuff stupidly or just do not actually know how stuff works7
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First, why didn't I know about this app sooner.
Second, a month into my new job as senior frontend and wonder am I good enough.
Third, I know I just need to get out of my head.
Lastly, glad to be here.7 -
Porting Java Code to Kotlin manually, just to get a better understanding of the language. Best thing so far, NO more Assertive Exception Handling.
Damnit Java, I know it for a fact that the damned thing won't throw an exception! There's Careful and Paranoid. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
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I know i know, its an old story.
but.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID PASSWORD REQUIREMENTS
NO SPECIAL CHARACTERS WONT MAKE IT SAFER
FFS. JUST SAY IT HAS TO BE 20 CHARACTERS AND BE DONE WITH IT
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You know you're a web dev when...
you consider not buying pizza just because the ordering website appears to use global jQuery selectors. 😣
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Websites install to my phone and behave just like native apps (Progressive Web Apps) and native apps don't need installing anymore and behave just like websites. (Instant Apps)
The lines are blurring. I don't know what to believe anymore.1 -
When your customer says "I'm sure it takes little time to do it" and you know you just won another two weeks of work...
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That moment when you know your code can be much shorter and cleaner but you just keep typing because you're too lazy to restructure.1
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so now i have to explain to customers how long a 30 day trial is...
do you guys know maybe, just maybe... HOW LONG A 30 DAY TRIAL IS?!?!?10 -
"Fresh grad ~ 10 years of experience"
Dafuk is that supposed to mean. Does HR have to know IT just to get that shit right?
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"Any recommendation when travelling to Thailand?"
"'Well, 'Nan' is beautiful region..."
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"Javascript Developer?"
"How did you know that?!"
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When you want to get stuck into coding, but you just KNOW someone is waiting to interrupt you. It could be 5 minutes from now, 10 minutes or 45. You don't know. You can hear their breathing and their footsteps, just waiting for you to get deep into your code.
So you sit there looking for pointless short term crap to do until you know it's clear to start work.2 -
Just wanted everyone to know that I did a find and replace all in my project and it actually worked as intended.
That's all.8 -
Fuck this shit.. I don't fucking know shit about using Facebook or Google+... I'm a fucking programmer, just because I work with computers I don't have to know how you're supposed to go about making your fucking Facebook page...damn this gets on my nerves.1
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Just tell me why are the people who don't even know how to use computer properly, Studying Computer Science..12
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You know those days you have at work where you just want to shout “Fuck it” as loud as you can and just walk out ..... yeah it was that kinda day 😡
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The moment when NVIDIA realise they just compared there too of the line laptop chip to what is essentially a mid range device... I mean... The math checks out but you know... You compare nano to vim and you know what that looks like
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Chrome 57 adds Web Assembly support.
I just know I'm going to be asked to use it soon. I just know it. It's not even close to a finished specification!9 -
So this Customer wanted me to migrate his Elixir code into php , just because their senior left the company and no one know how to write elixir programme for server side.
TO me this is a downgrade .... Elixir to php .. just wow8 -
My manager's boss just commited on a delivery date a month from now. We dont know what is to be delivered, nor does the client. We are supposed to work on a platform that we know nothing about. And of course the catchphrase is : yeah just use big data and spark. I'm dying...5
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Functional programming vs object oriented programming.
I don't believe one can replace the other I just want to know some other people's opinions.40 -
That moment when family visits and you just have to fix a laptop or two because, you know, you know programming.3
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Never know why you need to add vanilla to make vanilla. Oh wait, it's just crappy variable naming.
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Do real interviewers (I mean those who are smart and have some experience) still ask questions like "what are your weaknesses"?
Dumbass, why the fuck should I declare, not just to you but also to myself, that I have some particular weaknesses? I know what I'm not good at, and I'll keep trying to improve. But unless my weakness is that I get a massive boner during team meetings, you don't need to know about it. I'm not telling you. Just know my strengths - that's enough. If you're just following a standard list of interview questions that you didn't even come up with, stop pretending to be an interviewer for heavens' sake.8 -
Just Teams things...
Turns out Teams doesn't know how to properly copy an image. Oh well... Nothing new here
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I'm taking a vacation in two weeks to hopefully recover from this burnout. I don't know if I can make it that long.
I've been trying to work on a ticket for the past two days. I don't even know what the ticket says. Just something about optimizing the Google pay object api. idk. I just can't. I need to have it done today though. Bleh.7 -
Algo strikes very often or people just continue to repost the same things... maybe I know the answer. 🤔2
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One of our politicians at the late-night-show
Q: who wrote La Traviata? Giuseppe or Verdi?
A: ummm.. Ammm.. Well.. *confused af*
Q: so do you know it or not?
A: I know it! I know. I know but I won't tell you. *in all the seriousness*
[true story]
somehow reminds me of IT guys who pretend to know everything just to look cool :)4 -
Halfway through typing my password and I know I've gotten it wrong, but keep going to the end just in case it magically works.3
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Spending hours trying to solve a problem just to find that the answer was not just simple, but well known. You just didn't know the technical term to search for.1
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Did you know, that you can just type 'thisisunsafe'? This will tell Chrome to skip certificate validation 🤯
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Today marks literally the 4th time a recruiter has put me through to a technical test for a language/ framework i do not know. Even if you are tech illiterate just fucking ctrl f my cv to see if I know it. Absolute waste of time.1
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Found this on prod
Don't know who did this but wwhhhyyyy do you need to add foreach loop😅
Just add directly
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Serious question here...
I understand alot of devs have had some pretty rough times but things aren't going too flash for me.
I personally know I'm just having a tough patch when it comes to luck but everything is just building up and up to the point it's effecting my personal life and even programming isn't helping...
Normally I will just build something completely random and not related to any 'main' project I have but now everytime I fire up the IDE I just loose all motivation and care for programming...
Just want to know if anyone can sort of recommend anything to just help me get back to working on shit and be sort of myself again and not this mopey me...12 -
Fucking Google needs to review my request to bump my api quotas and they’ll let me know in two business days 😑
Just
ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney.jpeg11 -
just need to say this: It's GNU/Linux folks. I know, I know, it's not as easy to say when you want to talk about it, but every once in a while give the damn GNU a little credit. Without it we might not have Linux as we know it, so show some love from time to time, it's not that hard to say GNU/Linux.12
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I don't like others to know that i'm a programmer. Do you agree or why shall they know? It just changes their opinion on you.4
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I don't know about you, but I have Stack Exchange's app installed in my phone just in case. I never use it, but it's there for an emergency (I don't know what kind of emergency, to be honest, but you never know...)1
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Describing a friend's project to a friend:
"And then theirs a tinder like element, for filtering potential dates, but that's not implemented yet."
"Why doesn't he just copy tinder?"
"Er... wat?"
"You know, just copy their code and put it in his app."
"You don't... you can't... I mean you can decompile... but that's not useful because... it just doesn't work that way. For a million reasons. I don't know where to begin."3 -
To all the developers with a permanent job:
Do you guys still reference the web when working on a project or you know everything and code everything perfectly w/o help?
Just wanted to know if I need more practice with my skills or am I good to go.12 -
Why do jobs applications have to ask about the ethnicity? Why does company want to know if I am Hispanic or not!!? I am not offended or anything just want to understand why is it important for them to know it even before an interview could be scheduled?!13
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You know your too addicted to devrant when you have 5 minuets spare so you think to yourself "I'll look at just a few rants" and then the next thing you know it's been an hour or so.7
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You know that feeling when you realise that you forgot to change database in the dev environment ...
Just love backups sometimes. :)2 -
Just got an email from a client asking if it was possible to block Pokemon GO on their premises.
Now, I know the answer to this. But just in case... would that even be possible?7 -
Did the loan amount offered to me just cause an integer overflow !!!
I dont know if i should be happy or sad
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I'm so done with these big boring technical programming books. So painful to read... I'll just watch some quick tuts and maybe, just Google what I need to know.2
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I just want you to know that bon Jovi's "livin' on a prayer" never gets past being halfway there. They never even get to 3/4ths the way there.1
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Ever have one of those days where you're just:
"Man i don't want to get into THAT right now, don't know why but I just don't...."
Then a task jumps out at you.
"Oh shit that, yeah I want to do that!"
I don't know what the difference is but sometimes one task seems more motivating for no reason at all.2 -
Be a MEAN stack developer not just a mean developer.
Unfortunately, I have met few developers who just like to demean other people who know less or are less experienced.8 -
I UNDERSTAND POINTERS (kind of) HAHAHAHA NOW I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW TO USE THEM AND I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE15
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Didn't know what to do after school. Out of ideas I just randomly started bioinformatics.
Turned out to be one of the best decisions I made. -
I just set duckduckgo as my default search engine. And then I got to know about duckduckgo bang. It's really cool4
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I'm just getting to know that i can screen record without 3rd party software on windows... Yikes!
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Hi guys. I'm totaly new to git and github. I visit it from time to time but I never contributed.(i know, my description lied, a bit. i forgot to update it to say yesterday, a week ago etc.). I just created my first repo. I want to know where would be a good place to start to learn about it and know how to structure it and etc?15
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Recently I tried implementing a 2d grid you could drag (for performance I decided it would auto genetate new grid tiles)
Gotta say, I have a lot more respect for people who try to build this without a framework, I am building it using JavaScript and pixi.js
But man, drawing graphics is hard 😅
It's worth it though, performance is mad 💪3 -
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there
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I just switched from Arch to Fedora...
I know I know that all the cool kids use arch, but right now I'm not up for checking out random gdm bugs or some other manual tasks. I need a stable, fairly supported and well maintained distro and fedora just works!11 -
I just saw this on a website. Good to know that they use some kind of jQuery draggable plugin for encryption.
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Hey guys, this isn't a rant. I just really want to know what is the font style used in devRant's logo?2
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Let's make an OS. It's easy, you just need to know how to program in autorun.inf
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My roomate just got to know about Google Home and now he thinks google was the pioneer.
He never heard of Alexa 😐6 -
Do we actually know how many people there are on devRant?
Just wondering to see which percent of the community liked the top posts.8 -
I’m just new here...
Don’t know why I made an account here, just to read a single post, but yeah...
I’m a big Pokémon fan by the way...6 -
Just wanted to know: am I a single maniac in the world that likes to select text on websites and press-hold buttons/links often to check how they look in `:active: and `:focus` states, just for naught? 😂4
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If you are a dream stealing cunt then kindly fuck off. I don't know you, I don't want to know you. Climb into whatever hole you came out of and just eat shit.
Nothing in this life raises my ire more than people who hate on others daring to dream. The haters don't add to society and are just stealing air.2 -
TLDR: dealing with other people is stressful
I hate having to explain things to people and then they still don't listen.
Especially if they know nothing about the topic.... I guess like those little kids that ask Why? all the time.
Can't you see I have other things to deal with, just do what I say because unlike you I already tried ... Or just know what I'm talking about....1 -
A really fun story to read. Makes me think of my own work shenanigans. Good to know Uber is just as fallible!
https://mobile.twitter.com/stantwin...1 -
man just please include the using statements in your examples, because i don't know what namespaces i need to use in your dumbass examples4
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I don't know what language i want to be my main.
I know many languages but most of them just the basics, to write some simple programs.
I'm currently just coding in my free time, i'm still at school and there is no company that forces me to use a specific language.
But when i'm out of school and want to work as a developer, i can't tell them well i know these languages but only the basics.
What is/would be your choice for non web programming?18 -
when your PM doesn't know how to use Github, and he downloads the repo,edits it and makes another repo to share it instead of just forking it -.-2
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Is it okay if i dont know a programming terms but i know how to do it? Like they want me to explain what i've done and what i use when i done it. Example ( i use java predefine clases bla bla bla....). I dont really know or maybe i just cant remember the terms.9
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Some Devs need to be better about sharing info. Like, I don't want to play 20Qs just to learn how to configure a system I never used. You have job security, don't worry! Other people are allowed to know what ya know; you don't need to impress anyone!1
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This day sucks, i cant even code or learn on any tutorial ,my brain just wants to know who will sit on the iron throne.3
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Don't know if this is just me but I fucking hate it when YouTube move stuff around slightly.
For instance the search bar used to be on the left now it's centered.
I know I'll get used to it but it's kinda annoying.4 -
since my new laptop will arrive soon just want to know what is linux is good and widely used im thinking between arch or debian6
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I just hate it when people dont know tools of their profession!
You are a dev..... Learn git goddamnit!
You are a frontend dev.... Know SASS and various other tools that will make your and people around you's life easier.
You are a backend dev.... Know how to use linux and know which tool to use to make the app faster.....
Or else dont talk to me and leave me alone.5 -
Anyone else type a bunch of gibberish after typing a word you don't think you know how to spell just to make sure that spell check is working? Just me?2
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Why is there so much stuff to learn and know? I just want to be able to do everything myself in a week.8
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Just discovered that YouTube doesn't save history for researches related to suicide.
Don't ask why I know.7 -
I just realized if I liked my job and couldn't bitch about it, I probably wouldn't know what to do with myself...
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Master Javascript from A to Z.
Naah just kidding we all know that's impossible, I'll buy google instead.2 -
Yep....nothing wrong here.
Seems like a good time calculation.
Just Origin being Origin.
And that's when you know it time to go back to Steam :)
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Not sure if I don't know how to manage time properly, lazy, bad or just inexperienced.
I need a "How to get shit done faster" tutorial.2 -
I don't know if I can be developer anymore. After I went to high school (one of the best in Poland) everything seems to collapse. My grades are poor. Especially on math and physics, but surprisingly everything Computer Science related is better than average. I also know how to code and I don't struggle with math used while programming. Heck, I even made my first game at the age of 10 in Visual Basic. I just love programming, computer science, etc, but after I went to high school I just don't know anymore...5
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Sometimes I like to see how the other side live and just watch people in a computer store.
There are the nervous tip-toers who don't want to attract attention. The point and lookers, who read the sign and nod and show they understood.
There are the ones who just wander aimlessly trying to look like they know what they want.
Finally there are the 'expert helpers' who know enough 'techie' words to convince anyone around that they know what they're talking about.
It's like a people zoo.1 -
!rant
Just need a job where i have to travel a lot, meet new cultures, new people, try everything new8 -
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there1
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How the fuck does Facebook know about the points of interest in videos, so as to play an ad just before that point?3
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Question to the Americans here..
Just out of interest.
How many of you know the metric system?
I feel like as a dev you need to know it to communicate with the rest of the world on the same level. But I meet so many Americans that have no clue how metric even works.. (as if it was less logical than imperial 😄)
No offense, just truely curious..10 -
Hello developers!!
I just wanted to know from where I can learn OOP skills from scratch? Suggest me some good tutorials available on YT ;-;6 -
"Go check out the EAGLE documentation so you know how to properly parse its generated xml files"
(The whole docs just says "sorry, no documentation" every fucking where, not just the part in the picture...)
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!dev
During these past few COVID year, I've (so far) managed to not actually get the 'rona (not as far as I know anyway).
You know what this whole mess HAS gotten me though?
Just over 200 movies in a queue to watch.
I'm gonna need another pandemic and lockdown just to get through all that shit! Which of course won't work because it just keeps growing now, never shrinks.
...which makes me think I've discovered a new virus: streaming movies... they sure as hell seem to replicate like a virus, don't they?3 -
I've just realised, after a couple years of node.js I still don't know how to get command line input.3
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Chromium cannot sign in (to Google) anymore to sync.
I would just like to know, why does google hate secure systems?11 -
Windows Dev Team: "I know! We should just ask them to enable Cortana 8 different times during setup, it'll work."
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Sometimes I start to write codes and I even don't know how it's going to be end.
I just hope I find it along the way. 🙃2 -
Why the fuck Angular is superior as compared to React? Everyone I know just wants to choke on Angular.3
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Just ordered my first Alienware laptop.
As much as I want to be excited , I know devices and laptops don’t last that long like they used to years ago5 -
The PM decides to know everything, until I ask them something. „oh this is too technical for me, go somewhere else for the answer“.
Excuse me? You know what they need but do you know why they need JUST LIKE THAT??!? Every project starts to feel like a fucking scam3 -
Ya know, automated testing was supposed to save me time and trouble... Seems like it's just a different place for bugs to crop up
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How to eliminate programmers burnout? I know that I'm still raw and I have more to learn but I just want to know from our dearest and craziest programmers/engineers/developers out here.
Cool to have this platform. Thanks creators!13 -
Nooooo you cant just enable kernel modules at will, you need to know what they do!
Me: Höhö, B.A.T.M.A.N. Advanced meshing protocol goes brrrrr2 -
Lately, when someone asks if I know how to do something that I totally know how to do, I just say no so I don't have to do it.3
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"hey, you know that help site that our main app users rely on to know wtf is going on?"
"yeah...?"
"let's change the URL without pre-planning or advance warning for any relevant teams, and just tell them afterwards!"
"hell yeah, great idea!"
seems like information here is on a need to know basis, if you need to know then you definitely aren't getting it1 -
the first time I opened StackOverflow actually I think.
At least that was the first time I understood how much I still don't know about any topic at any one time.
Since then I think I was humbled enough to just assume I know nothing all the time and just being glad when I get to help someone with their problem -
Why is Docker + SSL certificates so confusing? Or do I just have bad resources?
I just want to know how to compose an Docker, Nginx setup with encryption.11 -
I don't know whether this has been asked before but is it normal for devs to copy/paste code? I feel like half of the programming I do is copy pasting code. I mean, I know what I'm doing. I'm just lazy to type it out.7
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Javafx is annoying as fuck.
I still don't know how to add a scrollbar to a vertical box. Why can't it be like visual studio? Just drag and drop.3 -
You know what I !love about summer?
My loneliness seems to just fucking FLY away.
More bugs in my house than in Windows ME3 -
never try to know everything in a language, because you can't.
just know what you need at the moment and needful2 -
When you need to know A to Z and your colleague only gives you A to C to work with, you just KNOW it is not going to be a healthy work environment.1
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Git branches.
Will this crazy idea work? Doesn't matter. Nobody needs to know about half these branches. Just the ones that worked.1 -
Just wanted to know in general what you guys do besides well duuuh developing. for me I've always hade an intrest in photography, although I haven't been that good at it XD. just wanted to know what you guys do.11
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EDITOR=nano sudoedit foo
Spare me please…
It's not that I don't know how to use vim/vi, I'm just lazy to get used to it…1 -
I just got into elixir and i want to build something just to practice the language. Suggest me something please cause I don't really know what to do...3
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lol every time I look at actively maintained code on GitHub
Thing is, there'll always be things I don't know. One needs to learn that. However, it's not an excuse to stop learning, so just keep learning every day and be confident in what you know -
"just make that one change really quick and let me know as soon as it's done" oh ok.....Cause its always that simple....you know how to do my job now since you clearly can't even do your own -_-
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If you could build anything you want, what would it be and why?
(If this was a weekly question and you know the week number off the top of your head, let me know and I just go look there lol.)
I'm just interested to see what people here would build.2 -
Anyone else get really bogged down in a project and just lose any direction? :-/
I know what I want to do and a rough idea to do it but, I just don't know where to go from this point, any tips on how to get out of it? -
Just took a 3 days course on Angular2. This is IMO really difficult to learn. Does anyone know a good video tutorial starting from scratch? I know less now than 3 days ago I think...!3
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Not really a rant but..
I'm really into programming. My problem is that i dont know what to do. I know the basics of a few languages like C++, Java, Python, HTML(+CSS), js but i want to start doing some more advanced stuff. I just don't know where to start.
What im trying to say is that im not a complete noob. It's just really fucking annoying when you want to start working on something but you dont know what or you come up with an idea that you abandon later because you can't turn it into a complete project.
Any help would be appreciated.12 -
Newbies advice:
Never reject a task you don't know how to do just because you feel you wont be able to do it.2 -
Doesn't it happen to you that you examine too much stock code photos?
"'new Mail()'? Now I want to know what library that is."
(It was just an example, it is probably just a masked PHPMailer)
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Anyone using Kubernetes? Just want to know how much many people actually you it vs the actual hype there is around it8
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1. To get all the wishes from everyone else
2. Unlimited wishes
3. Clients that know what they want and how to explain it.
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Any idea where to start as a beginner programmer as I just completed my first year in CSE and still have no clue what and where and when to do. I just know C that's all9
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Just finished a small project and don't know what to code next. Any suggestions? (Web / server based applications)4
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Hey guys, I know there are a lot of germans on here and I just wanted to ask if any of you know of any free resources to learn german?(not superficially but like to be able to read and write german)15
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I just want to know why would I find (all of the fucking sudden) tnsnames.ora and listener.ora localhost changed to local.docker.something?
WHY ORACLE? WHHHHYY?1 -
List all the tech stack(s) you know or worked on till now. How many years of experience you have?
Just want to know where I am.21 -
Dark theme for github?
Ok I know there are darkthemes, I just dont want to install npm and tons ...
I also work in privet repositorios, do you know if I compromise the security by installing a theme?4 -
Just a quick rant to express my distaste that the AWS ALB ingress controller for Kubernetes doesnt expose any useful metrics. I just wanna know the target response latency is that too much to ask?1
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Some just know how to talk the walk. Wanna pitch a ridiculous idea but don't know how to execute the plan. I give up on people these days.1
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I just noticed that a lot of the people who I got to know on devRant have changed their usernames....7
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I know a lot of people know about this already, but I'll put it here anyways. So, I've know for a long time that I don't need to know more about a language, I just need experience (As a learning dev). So, I was just being an idiot looking for projects to make. Then, I found codewars and I am hooked. Can't wait to see what I can eventually do with it.1
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So I'm just starting to design websites from scratch and want to get feedback on my designs as I go. Do you guys know anywhere I could go?5
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Confidence in interviews/imposter syndrome. I know need to keep practicing and just take a deep breath-I really want to get that dev job!
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When you ask the project owner for a workflow explanation and his reply is "I don't know how it should work yet, just do whatever you get first", you know it's time to ditch the bastard along with his project.
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I hate when a developer doesn't know how to use git. He never asks for advice or help until has pushes his changes up and creates a mess out of the main branch instead of creating his own feature branch. I mean there is no problem if you don't know how to use git, but you have a real problem if you say you know how to use it just to "look normal and experienced" and in reality you just don't know how to do stuff there. Just ask for help... and then if you create a mess out of git... Well, solve it and learn.2
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I don’t really know how people make technology decisions… there are just so many factors to consider. And there’s some sort of drawbacks to every approach.2
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So our HR and Network Admin are building an "intranet" off site and I just discovered they asked for a feature that is gonna make slack irrelevant... They both know shit about slack and we who do know something where just perplexed to the amount of money thrown away here with shit like that...
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So some of the C++ guys I deal with have this thing in their mind that they know all the other languages cause they're similar right, and they argue that it doesn't work vice versa.You know Java, you don't know c++
Simple advice to people out there who meet such people is to just ask them to make a Java program with the goto command
Little know it all freaks.11 -
!rant
I wanted to know a few suggestions of cheap/easy microcontrollers for you to learn a bit of assembly.
Nothing fancy though, I just want to experiment with these things.14 -
I just started maintaining a few AUR packages, and I got to say it's rather fun and rewarding, just to know that your responsible for making sure that something is up to date, and that no one using the package is getting anything bad.2
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Amazing.
Just got to know that we can create private repo's on github.
At the cost of sacrificing pages.github.com8 -
excel just apply my formula to rows without empty data
yes i know there's over 100 thousand rows
pls1 -
When you're such a good developer, you just download a template and forget to change the title in header..or when you just don't want to pay someone to do what you don't know.
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I just learn to speak and explain stuff as humanly possible. Most project managers are like us, before we learned how to code. Just read some books on people management (like Crucial Conversations) and you will know how to manage PMs expectations.1
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Everything.
I just want know as much as I can.
I started with Web-Development in front-end, continued with back-end and then headed over to game-development. I'm just doing things, that interest me. My next dev area probably will be application-development.
I love being student! (but I know that, when I'm older, I have to decide...) -
I'm not a programmer, I just know how to put one stupid meaningless cryptic character after another.
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This moment, you know ur movement mechanic in Unity works just as u want it to be. But its so damn hacky, u are afraid of refactoring, because u know.. u would break it...1
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Just asked a question that I considered myself as too "Too broad" but I don't know where to start myself.
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You know a combination of trustworthy coders and retaining improvements would make my having to debug opencv build process unnecessary
Just saying god -
!rant
So I'm gonna attend my first interview tomorrow. Just wanted to know what you all usually answer for the question "what are your weaknesses?". I know there are multiple results on Google for this but I wanted to devs' approach to this9 -
Does anyone know how install Oracle 11g on Fedora 28? I need it for a college class and I had to distro hop just to install the rpms.8
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I get a paper and a pen and write down what I know I have to do, what I don't know how to do it and I suspect I don't know yet what I'll have to do.
For the parts I know I'll have to work using a new framework or new tools I try to create a proof of concept project I can reuse later.
I tend to write a bit in paper before coding just to wrap up my head on what I'll have to do. -
Don't know why but I just love laptop keyboard. Not specific to what type of keyboard, just the fact it is a keyboard on my laptop... No wonder my neck pain is getting worse everyday :(
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Someone just spent an evening with me explaining how to use Ember and *not* fuck it up.
Ember is actually quite nice if you know how to use it :)1 -
Is anyone using Linux on HP Pavilion (Touchscreen)?
Just wanted to know that everything is working properly or not?7 -
when you type in a bunch of jarble to fix your lack of code experience and it ends up actually working some how. (・・;)
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Any web developer from Canada? Thinking to shift there next year... Just wanted to know the work culture and opportunities there..
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Not a rant but a question...
Do you guys reply to recruiter emails? I mean sometimes I feel like that they just bulk-send emails and usually I don't even bother but sometimes I receive second and third emails from them and I don't know how to politely tell them that I'm not opened for new opportunities.
Worst thing is that I don't even have many developer friends so I don't have anyone to recommend to them (because I know recruiters are just doing their job too).
I just want to know if it's rude to not reply at all?3 -
I know there's a bunch of different clipboard enhancers out there, I just want a shortcut to view what I last copied/cut so I know if I need it before I copy/cut the next thing.
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!rant
Does anyone here know CodinGame.com? I just discovered it and wondered weather some of you know it and "play" it.
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There's always a market for that Language you know/choose to learn. Don't jump to everything just because you want to know everything or its trending. Be it Python, Java, PHP, Javascript, C#, Dart etc. Just pick one and be extremely good at it and when your service is needed, you will surely enjoy it.7
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I just though to myself... “I’d pay $10 a month for a verified ‘age’ filter for posts.” I guess, sometimes I’d like to know the person fire-storming me isn’t 14 years old. Just for like - an hour here or there. Unusual. Maybe I just turned “old.”
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dude why there so many dum fuck in this industry like people who just graduated , and don't know shit about tech or anything but flex and complain about shit just can accept that they don't know any shit this many years fucking noobs nothing like why are they , this don't deserve jobs just make bug and always call for help like why cant they figure out their shit, its just cant just spoon feed they every time, like i dont know what happens to this people after or they just survives in it? just tired of getting my ass on whenever they suck dude they dont know how to commit git lol , but never accepts , i am not talking about one person its like a species now , they dont even try to learn even tho they get jobs for no way , itrsucks2
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When you ask "this topic was change or just renamed" and got an "yes" as an answer.... I never know what to do...3
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Didn't know just chewing a gum can make you lazy enough to not get up from your desk and help your teammates in the project. Don't know, either they're fucked up, or I am.2
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Hey Fellows!
Just to know, what are your favorites music's for programming? Personnaly it's Bon Jovi but that's sound a little bit clichee5 -
Trying to teach work experience kids is hard af when you barely know how to explain, you just kinda do it daily so you figure stuff out
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There is a bug.
I know where the bug is.
I know what the bug is.
I tried to fix it.
Fixed a cometely different bug instead.
This repeats 5 times.
I don't call it bad luck, just talent -
don't know whether i am too dumb to understand apl syntax or the documentation is just shitty. where should the damn data payload go?2
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Has anyone had any experience with Dart and Flutter?
Just did a little research and I'm curious, just want to know if it might be worth looking at?3 -
does anyone knows how the FUCK to integrate Rails with MidTrans?
I don't hate rails, I just don't know how the FUCK to integrate it with my local payment.2 -
I don't know how to earn money when i need it so bad! I am student and know just a bit of html/css that too of basic level.
This life sucks! It's so hard to learn things.
Don't even know how to get internship with this few knowledge , Even when i start something new , i skip . Don't know how to get online projects to work on.
I am useless.13 -
So I want to start with rest API development in Spring Boot. Where's a great place for 'all-you-need-to-know' related to Spring? I already built other REST API's so I just need a quick getting started and know how to organise,configure etc. my java project.
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Hey, I'm new to java. I was just practicing and found that don't know how to use Date to get an input. Any easy way? Searched almost for an hour. Help!1
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My family was super chill about it. My dad just does his best to let me know I need to stop talking when I start talking "over his head".
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Do you know if there's a way to get vim to display whatever I just copied, after I copied it, at the bottom of the screen?2
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We all know, that youtube suggestion feed + music just plain sucks. But.. seriously?
For the record - it's been 3rd time Im listening to this track, in a row, just focused enough I didn't notice at first.
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You know I know I don't know all the things that can go wrong... but to me it seems, when you're considering package files.... especially in terms of a build system... you'd just change the install prefix and just archive the files from that after getting the names of shit in a nice list of sorts and make that list queryable, but if you're compiling a package, just take that make install output, and archive it with a descriptor......
why is osb so annoying...
i just want one little fucking package built
to allow the use of microsoft azure python modules.
why is that too much ?2 -
How many of you keep an engineering notebooks anymore.
Wiki's count
Just curiouser!
How many of you know how to use a slide rule
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