Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

Not sure if I visited an ads website or a blog .-.

not sure if sin or ...

Not sure if DevRant material, but I am hecking bamboozled. What else have I calculated wrong.

It's not sure if he will arrive but if he does he'll be intact.

I'm not sure if I would read either of these

Not sure if I'm a robot or not

I'm not sure if this is just bad design or a very active Git user...

Turns out, double tapping the rant too fast will not ++ it, but open it (sometimes twice even).

Not certain if it's a bug or just my shitty touchscreen, but make sure you tap more slowly if you have similar problems.

Not sure if it just doesn't have the right character encoding scheme, or if my existence is being questioned...

Not sure if repost but this was the funniest thing I saw today

I've just googled

"How to kill a demonized puma"

And now I'm not sure anymore if I'm a developer or a wizard

Not sure if someone posted already. :-)

Not sure if intentional or not 🤔

At least it wasn't Disney who acquired GitHub. Not sure if the world is ready for GitHub branded tampons yet.

I'm not sure if my in-laws know me really well, or if they are secretly plugged into Github and are making a comment on my code.

Not sure if CoreOS folks are laughing or crying (CoreOS -> Red Hat -> IBM)

You all, something is wrong. No one has pissed me off at work recently (other than boss, but he does that by existing). I'm not sure if they've all learned, or if shit is about to hit the fan.

When I switch between windows scripting, web stuff and everything else.

Attlasian bought Trello. Not sure if rant or !Rant yet.

Not sure if repost. But I hate it 😁😁

Not sure if it was the missing spaces in the title, the text lingo and bad grammar in the description, or the clickbait-style graphic but I AM SOLD.

I like when a recruiter calls, decides you're not experienced enough for the role they called for, and immediately ask if you know someone who is. Sure, bro, let me help do your job for you.

I was so into my code that all my colleagues felt the earthquake tremors, but I didn't.

Not sure if troll or glitch...

Im not sure if this is a thing or not, but candle lit coding feels very nice

Not sure if you can do it with git

Not sure if i missed some changes in the last few days, but ++ are missing on the web app ?_?

I think I once saw Richard Stallman in a subway in New York, but I'm still not sure if it really was him or just another hobo.

I wanted to go up to him and ask, but was too scared that I might offend him if it _was_ him or get attacked by a hobo if not.

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Before you rant, make sure it's not a repost.
Q: How do you know if it's a repost?
A: If it's a meme on the internet, so very probably that it's already posted here.. so don't

Not Sure,
If I am a good programmer
or a good Googler :P

2 extra screens on the go for a laptop?
Seems a little bulky.
but for $400 I'm not sure if the price is right.

Not sure if he wants to code or save Gotham with this setup

STOP TURNING THE LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE THE OFFICE TOILET!!!!

For fuck's sake, do not turn the lights off if you're not sure if someone is in there or not. Don't be a moron.

After one year of learning to code I am still not sure if I am an adequate programmer or a really effective Google user...

!rant
Schrodinger's Rant: It's both a rant and not a rant until it is decided in the comments.

Well not sure if it's 100% true 🙄 It can be ✌🏼️

Not sure if those are real song names or Spotify is trolling me when I try to trigger a "no results" UI in my app.

I’m doing my friend website css, not only it’s hard but I spend like 1 hour trying to figure out why I could use png image but jpg image couldn’t show up. Then I just convert the jpg to png. Not sure if this gonna affect the site on the future

I hope not

After the latest Android one update I found this. Not sure if it's a joke .

PO: "I'll email you the details."
Me: Sure, I'll start with what I have right now.

I start coding, 7 hours later I got something working, not sure if it's what he wants.

Still no email.

I might have a followup rant tomorrow when he tells me it's not what he wanted at all.

Not sure if happy or sad

Someone I know recommended me to Google... Not sure if I'm excited or scared if they call.

Not getting my hopes up though. 👀

I've found that suddenly and infrequently, for the past week or so, letters are missing from typed code, and I have to go back and fix them.

Now that is not super weird I guess, but as someone who tends to type quite accurately, and uses a high end mechanical keyboard...

I'm just wondering if the keyboard is broken, or if it's a brain tumor.

I've tried to test it, but every time a letter is missing I'm not actually completely sure I hit that key...

And considering the price of the keyboard, I'm also not completely sure which cause I prefer.

!rant
Since I joined DevRant my productivity went down...

Well... Im not sure if I should be happy or sad about it.

Changed my username.
Can't change it again for 6 months.
Not sure if it was a good Idea.

The other day when I visited a local cafe, I noticed that the bartender's jukebox PC type of thing has Windows XP on it. Not sure if I should visit that cafe any more 🤔

"AJAX is a football club isn't it?"

Defeated, not sure if I should be laughing or crying...

I know a joke about UDP, but I'm not sure if will get it...

Installed Elementary on an old machine. Wouldn't boot. Started over fresh, worked the second time, did nothing different. It's pretty, but not sure if I'll keep it.

If your JavaScript and css is not loading on your server, make sure your folder and files have the right permissions.

Two days of running around like a headless chicken because I'm retarded... 😫

Reading books, not sure if you can even call it a non-dev activity since it is essential in my opinion but reading improves my programming skills everyday!

I am not sure, if this is a joke...

The moment when you stayed up far too late setting up a new OS for your PC, stood up too late, it's now 15:09, and you're not sure if you're eating breakfast, lunch or dinner right now

My Neighbors still have written "Merry X mas" on their window... I am not sure if they're dead or just using IE

Not sure if this meme was posted

Not sure if this has been posted before but GitHub has an official dark mode now!

And it's pretty beautiful too
(Especially check out how your own comments look on an issue!)

Really not sure if showing devRant to my colleague was a good idea or not :|

When you start inspecting code of the page you are using, and you find something like this...
Not sure if I want to make this reservation anymore...

So I just created a function called GetMinutesFromMinutes... It actually makes sense and I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse :)

So I was looking for restaurants and this is the website of one in my area. Not sure if minimalistic design or just writen html in text editor. Maybe he hired a dev who took "will only take 30min" too seriously.

Porting a 7 year old web app from php to dotnet core. Not sure if happy or sad...

Not sure if this counts as a dumb request but:

Customer- There are too many tasks, we need a 'SELECT ALL' button to complete everything easily
Me- sure that's easy to add
(After addition)
Customer- people are completing the tasks too fast! We need to get rid of the select all !

Ugh

Not sure if repost, but I can relate :D

I'm not sure if it's a software or ethical error that we are dealing here. Btw, this is a legit question on stack exchange network.

This occurred on a company wide chat

Developer: Getting an error insufficient space on disk when uploading to server, any clues?

CTO: Let me Google the error a second.

Not sure if he was joking...

Sure Amazon, 0.02$/GB * 0.000120 GB = 0.01$, not 0.0000024$, sure, that's right.

0.05$ for what amounts to less than 2MB of data transfer in total (there's two more lines like that in the bill).
Eat a bag of dicks.

Free tier my ass, if I wanted to spend money I'd rather use Azure.

Doing and Code Review today... Not sure if this guy has really bad OCD, gets bored, or gets stuck and starts commenting the shit of things...
I'm not sure if I like it or hate it... typically "Good code should be self documenting" but this actually might be acceptable... code on the left, 10K foot view on the right?

I've been working late nights for so long that falling asleep when it's still dark is an achievement for me. So is waking up when it's still morning.

Not sure if its a "we are funny company" or a misstake.

Started learning js 5 days ago.
Its so trash and all over the place which makes it able to do anything in weird ways

Not sure if I like it. I miss java.

Knockout JS.
I am not sure if the library itself is so bad or the code which I was working on was ugly. But since then I avoid anything that is related to knockout js.

Brilliant idea to make sure user doesn't know if your platform is down or not.

Is a week enough time to figure out if a company is right?

I'm not sure if I like this new leadership team...

I'm starting to think that I might have been far happier with my previous gig...

Not sure if this counts as a dev skill but

Not needing sleep anymore.

Imagine how much time you had if you didn't need to waste several hours a day just sleeping

I'm not sure if diamonds are forever, but Git commit messages after you push, sure as hell are.

Hmm not sure if I like this but 😂

Meanwhile someone has endorsed me for MS word!!!
Am not sure if you feel that pain😡😡

Not sure if Google Play is responding

Forget mobile first... it's offline first now

(Said Google 2016 about webapps, not sure if they're still on that trip...)

How hard was the transfer from Apache to Nginx server for you? I'm not quite sure if I should put Nginx on my to-learn-list.

Not sure if already posted, but I found this one on my phone and wanted to share this with you 🤣

When you used hours to find an error, and then it dissapears after restarting Visual Studio.. Not sure if i should laugh or cry

Not sure if dropped Bing or Dropped IQ 😂

Is there a difference between vscode and visual studio?

Or are they two names for the same thing?

Either way, do you guys like it/them?
I want to try out vscode but am not sure if I should.

Thinking of swapping my laptop's 5400rpm hdd for an ssd (evo 850), but not sure if it's a priority.

Not sure if flash is a hacker program

So my time saver automation can not be used because automation is not reliable.

Yeah sure make me extract data manually from 800 urls by hand and see if there is no human error.

Fuck my life.

Not sure if I'm going crazy or my spacebar is full of static 🤔 is that even a thing?

Anytime I move my hand pass the spacebar I get this tingly feeling.....

In 30 years... this is a new!

When Hackathon Hackers uses "node.js" so much that I'm not sure if it's actually useful or just a joke anymore....

Not sure if webhook or fidget spinner.

Topped up my public transport wallet and saw this message. Not sure if this is dumb or cool, but definitely doesn't look very professional. Agree?

not sure if this dress seller wants to tell me something (auto image loading disabled in email client)

I'm not sure if I feel unmotivated with my projects or I just have a bad day and lack of sleep.

Not sure if Google Assistant is playing dumb so it can cheat me out of a point or is actually dumb :)
Considering how well it works otherwise I'd say it's cheating :)

Make sure to keep your clients regular... Cause if they do not have their daily shits, it will migrate to their brain, and a shitty idea will spawn... Avoid having a new shit offspring, keep clients regular...

Just discover that I can send "echo bomb" to one of my fellow students trough SSH with the write command.

Then I discover the wall command to send messages to every connected user. Not sure if I am brave enough or if I am going to be banned from our network if I do that 😅

Dear recruiter,

Open space is not a perk.
If someone tells you they want remote, not bit of remote or any other indication,
Why would you ask how much remote is ok?

If someone tells you "i want open space" would you ask "how much open space? Like half office?" No, you wouldn't.
But for sure, what is not acceptable when someone tells you they want remote is answering "that's a shame" if you want to get a developer a job, work, if you want to get cash because of a developer then do that.

When a manager asks if you can implement a feature (their are legitimately not sure if it is even possible) and you say yes and they say, "Good, 'cause I already assured the client that we would provide it on the next release"
Like, what the actual fuck...

I am not sure if I am using devrant app or a time machine!

Not sure if that even mean anything

I started using vim today

Not sure if I'm gonna ditch GUI IDEs and editors completely, but I think I'll try using only vim for a day or two, see how it goes

When you hear the data engineers talk about ambari, storm, sqoop, kafka & phoenix and you are not sure if they are talking about frameworks or pokemons..

Just came across this in a website project of my company.... and it goes on for about 5 times of that. But it's not in the html code, guess it comes from some js framework. Not sure if bug in framework or bad code in website.

I’m not sure if I like my software development teacher using my code for examples to show the other students. Sometimes I get the “oh that’s nice” and other times I get the death stare”🤔

devrant rant

Every rant is SEO friendly.

Put few of your GitHub names in ddg - got few pages of devrant post. Not sure if that's beneficial for the personal digital footprint.

Option to exclude post from robots?

Here is My BTC wallet address:

3NbickfbfxNUphgnxgE81sYF5PxxEDcwhm

not sure if i should share thi...

Hmm. Not sure if this was the best screenshot to show off Android 7's (Nougat) improved Doze mode. 95% = 59mins

"Real devs test in production", in practice.

This was actually the second such notification I received. Not sure if this is standard for mobile app testing...

Started working on my old idea about contact app... Looking for some good name... And found an app having 30% common features I was thinking about. :(

Not sure if taking patent is a good idea on rest of the features.

Not sure if this has been posted here already but if you want to troll someone, replace all the semicolons in their code with the Greek question mark ( ; ) and see how long it takes them to figure out the problem

Founder: Are you sure you want to join this startup?

Candidate: 100% sure Sir

Founder: Startups are risky, what if we shut down next month?

Candidate: Sir, I will do whatever it takes to not let that happen

Founder: That’s what I was looking for. You can join at 90% salary cut. That will give us 2 months more runway

Just had my first issue raised on my GitHub project!

Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing...

coolest thing I ever built?
My career..
except it's not cool, and not sure if it's a career at all.. not so good on a thing, just some knowledge here and there..

now I am sad about my life

saw this on codewars.

not sure if it's horrifying or beautiful... or both.

looking at this resumee. not sure if i want to buy it 🤔

This is my first time working with Android Studio and I'm not sure if it's really building my project or just got stuck...

It's been over an hour and I'm still waiting.

Not sure if I love or hate haskell... It's awesome, but then again the syntax is so fucking confusing...

Worked with a team of interns learning Swift. They had a really tight deadline, so they decided if they were not sure what the app should do if a nil showed up, they would just force unwrap and let it crash.

Why can I not add a hairstyle, and expression to my duck?

@dfox not sure if I'm ready to identify with a duck who doesn't share my hair and always-suspicious look.

So my boss yells at me for texting right after she finished her text. Not sure if I wanna throw back the sass at her.

So, I've seen a github repo whose owner puts all of his code in an unformatted README.md file, no further files. I'm not sure if I should be concerned for them or scared.

Mac guy here.
Thinking about buying the funniest, most gigantic headphones just so people realize to leave me the fuck alone.
Not sure if they just don’t see my earbuds or if they just don’t care.

Why does everyone screenshot a Tweet, instead of using a perfectly good app 'Tweet2Pic' being available on Play Store.

P.S: I am the dev, shamelessly promoting my app. I am not sure if I can share links here 😅

So I guess, I'm a technical recruiter, part of the screening process, now, for Java applicants. Yay or Nay? I'm not sure if I should be happy or not, because I hate Java and Oracle

What's the best dev-related book you ever read?

I've sure I'm forgetting some, but I'll go with "Don't Make Me Think".

Thought I might see if there's anything intriguing I've not come across yet.

~!dev

If you watch a 30fps video at 2x, is it the same as watching it at 60fps?

I usually watch anime (all videos) at 2x on my phone but when I watch it at regular speed it feels stuttery now but not sure if 2x is the same or it just uses frameskipping. Not sure how that works wither but wouldn't that cause more stutter?

Not sure if One of the most famous troll applications is trolling or what.

When you are not sure if a comment is sarcasm or not!

When the test you spent an hour writing passes on the first try… not sure if I should be happy or anxious.

Not sure if this is progress or what... But the people who asked me to fix their laptops or build their website now want me to help them out in starting their very own crypto currency.

If you're filling a ticket on a team, make sure it includes EVERYTHING that is needed to complete the ticket so anyone on your team can complete it, not just the people with institutional knowledge.

Need confirmation:
A friend message me (this) saying that “it came from Mark Zuckerberg himself and facebook will...” blah blah and then another friend asked me if this is for real.
Let me know your thoughts on this, because I’m not really sure if I should resend it as well

To those following the saga so far...

ya boi just had his followup python interview.

YIKES. Like, i aint even sure if it went bad or not.
Wish me luck.

Corey Schafer! Bless me!!!

Not really a programming rant but, I'm pretty sure VW engineers and developers purposely do this:

breakImportantCarPart(mileage, importantCarParts){
if(!underWarranty) {
importantCarParts[rand(0,importantCarParts.length]);
} else {
//do nothing
}
}

!rant
I'm not sure if I really should have celebrated 1024++ by buying myself a desktop PC.
But I really prefer it over any kind of laptop. 😸

Always thought a "scrolling distance"-counter would be neat on Facebook, so that people can realize how much scrolling they do. Not sure if I want that on devRant, though... 8)

On a project that will crash and burn due to a badly projected date given to the business. I'm team lead and the Developement manager. I'm not sure how to save my career from this one. 22 years at this company and this may end my employment.

Can't change the date because the business has had it with deployment failures. Not enough time to do any of the technical debt and I'm not sure one if the issues has a solution.

Time to create a resume I guess. Been a really long time.

Let me know if you want a developer in Des Moines!

So I've recently become interim sys admin at my current job.
I'm not sure if I'm doing things right but...hey, I switched the entire office to Linux so that counts for something right?

Do you use personal assistants for home automation? If yes, what's your setup?

I'm thinking about setting up a RPi/similar with Jasper and bundling it up with Home Assistant, however, I'm not sure about the audio hardware yet.

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I dreamt about bugs this night. Not software bugs, but actual bugs, like a centipede that enjoyed attaching itself to the inside of my palm and such... Not sure if dev related or not, not a good dream either way :/

That moment your senior gets an email saying the company was bought over. Should i worry?... Why did i not get the mail?.. So many questions. Not sure if i should even worry.

I'm trying to enable GitHub issues based comments on my blog. However, I'm not sure if it's worth this mess.

I'm not sure if it's just here, but in my country dev teams are not very organized. Most teams i've seen have no sense of process and they overlook testing.

Not sure if I actually need this 404 page or I'm just looking for an excuse to not do work...

Anyone else get neck pains due to sitting at a computer all the time? Not sure whether it is that, or if I have not been sleeping properly 😟

Used to be a fan of agile and the wisdom of the crowd, but now I’m not so sure. If the team majority aren’t experienced then the experienced people make suggestions are voted down.
I’m fast becoming anti-agile now

Not sure if this is a repost, but I thought it hilarious.

I'm not sure if need a doctor but i start liking swift

Arrghhh, now it is chatbot (+_+)

I am not even sure if my vuejs codes are in right direction or not and needless to say ES6. But now another task, freaking chatbots. I have trouble following and learning Facebook tools. It confuses the hell out of me every single time.

Not sure if coffee or deadline, but i am stressed like hell today

Got my “Certificate” for SQL. What do you think? I have a few other just not sure if this means jack squat despite it being a free “certification”.

Accessing the internet with my mind.
Just like that girl from the Heroes universe! (Not sure if comics or series...)

Not sure if am the only one that have the feeling of being cut by a sharp Microsoft's "border-radius: 0;".

Spent the day working on a concept for a Survival, Twin Stick Shooter, Tower Defence game. not sure if it will work yet, but everyone I have ran my Concept by really likes it.

!rant

How did you all get into development? I've heard some pretty non-linear career trajectories from friends of mine, but I'm not sure if that's normative for developers as a whole. Your thoughts?

Not sure if it is because my computer is older, but my demo app is taking forever for gradle to build! Now I can procrastinate without feeling bad! 😁😁

not sure if is a good or bad thing but i def start to get addicted to devRant !

Not sure if code massively over complicated or beautifully elegant

7th approved pull request in a few months as an intern :) I'm not sure if that's actually good but it feels good so fuck yeah

Not sure if I don't know how to manage time properly, lazy, bad or just inexperienced.

I need a "How to get shit done faster" tutorial.

Not sure if he likes the way it looks or he just wants to devour it. Pretty confident it's the second.

Going from 80% development/20% SEO at an agency to a new inhouse position with 90% SEO and 10% development. But it'll be fun.
If not, I will let you know for sure.

My code worked without any error, now I am sure there is something perky, if not now, then there will be an issue because of this module... Yes, there will be a problem.

I can set Emoji as GET parameter names and it works. Not sure if I rant about that or not.

Download link is labeled:

[flutter_windows_v1.9.1+hotfix.5-stable.zip]

Does that mean that is the 5th hot fix? Not sure if I can trust it to be "stable".

So, I've gotten to that point where I am thinking about if/where to go to college, and I'm not sure where to look.

Any suggestions of colleges or reliable CS rankings?

I am sure this guy screws everybody up in viva or in interviews.

I mean, if you don't see the f'ing "evidencie" whether this app is "usefull" or not, why would you try the app in the first place.
Also if the app did not work for you, why won't you post the actual issue.

Any suggestions on what should I reply?

Not sure if it is safe to browse devRant, if I haven't seen the new episode of Mr. Robot yet.

Random: What kind of music do you listen to when working?

I'm sure a lot, if not most folks on this website have headphones on while coding.

So I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about this feature on python 3.7

Haven’t written code in months. Is this what it means to be a “senior developer”?

I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse tho. I kind of feel it’s the former 🤣🤣🤣

When you get brought into a new dev job and the lead tester says "oh good, the junior bug boy is here"... Not sure if he thinks I'll be squashing them or making them...

I will get a new laptop for my apprenticeship today. I'm not sure if I should install Manjaro GNOME, Manjaro KDE or Fedora Workstation. What are your recommendations?

Whenever you change your Instagram username it becomes unavailable completely even tho it's not taken. Not possible to get it back after changing.

Not sure if this a bug or a feature that they intended to have in their app...

Inconsistent, legacy access databases might just be a tad worse than excel sheets.
Not sure if to end myself or the author...

Not sure if this is a rant but I love food

I'm invited to a meeting tomorrow to talk to a customer - provide advice.

I'm already working as fulltime sw engineer, what should I do if the customer asks if I'm available, and should I be honest that I'm already fulltime hired?

Not sure how to act tbh...

I really do love programming, but I really do hate implementing features that will make the database and code way more messy and complex. Which would be fine, if I wouldn't be quite sure the feature is utter bullshit and the user just can't really frame what they need.
And yes, I've asked my boss if he's sure if that's what they want and if not the other feature I implemented will fit those needs too. Yes, he is sure that they're sure they need exactly said requested feature.

An e-mail told me to verify if this information for my domain is correct. Ehm I'm not sure... :D

What the hell is with this date? Not sure if this is intentional... Or a glitch.
From how I read this, March 10 - April 3rd 2020?

Google bought Fabric. Once again... Not sure if rant or !rant.

Not sure if i actually managed to fix it or fuckitup/obfuscate it even more, so people will still be debugging this shit in 20+ years.. 🤔

not sure if a rant
In march i was an intern in company, in june i got hired, then everyone else was fired and today i became project lead and im tasked with hiring new people... Don't know if extremly lucky or just PM is fucked up xD

Hey guys, could use some opinions. So I live in a country with a pretty small economy. I've been working at a big company out here for about a year now. Initially my plan was to work here for a year then apply for grad school in the states, try and use that leverage for one of those big us dollar jobs and potentially one of those magic green cards I've been reading about. I work about the equivalent of 35k/yr in my current position. It may sound pretty ordinary to some of you guys, but here it's a pretty huge salary. It's pretty hard to walk away from it. It's now becoming difficult to make the decision of giving up such a high salary, to make the time and money investment in school. Running the risk of spending a year or 2 in school and then not being able to work in the states. Putting the money aside i know that there'll be greater oppurtunity for learning and growth in the states, so it may be worth it for the experience alone. What do you guys think ? Take the risk? Stay safe in my job? look at other countries maybe ? I'm all ears.