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Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury
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They're giving multiple projects to work on and it's so fucking hard to remember workflow of 4-5 projects while working on side projects as well
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The worst part about devRant is the inability to explain to non-devs why I'm laughing so hard at something.
This is also the best part.2 -
All O RLY book covers. I laughed so hard that my head is blowing right now :D
https://github.com/thepracticaldev/...
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So I got bored and decides to screw around with Windows 2000
Also it's freaking hard to draw with laptop's trackpad in Paint
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So my brother had a school project for which he got an 9. I looked at this code and saw this comment. I laughed so hard. 😂
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Ah, C++. Where the compiler optimisation is fucking you so hard that you don't need a girlfriend anymore 😒10
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The office toilet chronicles - episode 2
Someone here has a fucking sprinkler where they should have a penis. Is it so hard to aim? Or fucking sit?
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Never laughed so hard before. Worth the time. Totally!
Source: https://blog.toggl.com/world-create...
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if (someCondition) {
doSomething();
} else {
// THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN
}
Saw this in our repo the other day, face palmed so hard that my face is now a palm.6 -
It's so hard to pick a good variable/class name, how the hell will I be able to pick a good name for my future kid?5
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"Updates were installed successfully"
No Windows, you got stuck at 83% and I had to hard reset you, we tried again and you got stuck at 91% so I had to hard reset you again... That is not what I call "successful" updates...5 -
So today, our "senior tester" logged a bug because he "Viewed Page Source" on the web based report he's testing and the Year values are hard coded! So 2017 will have to added manually!
I burst out laughing so hard, all my colleagues think I'm having a mental breakdown.2 -
I'm nearly done importing almost half a million records to Shopify and they just formal email asking me to stop hitting their API so hard.3
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So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!7
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why is it so hard to convince people to start using slack chat and giving up sending internal emails?10
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So Seagate just announced enterprise capacity 12 TB HDD : 2nd gen helium filled hard drives
My thoughts : will all that helium help you store the information on cloud ?9 -
Rant! ✋😜👍
When a rookie is trying so hard to behave like she is a god damn expert in programmng! 😏🙊🙈
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To the people that create compilers.
Is it so goddam hard to tell me which fucking object is Null?
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Developing something which, for real world testing, would require a smartphone with a gps chip/capability or however the fuck you call that.
I do have that but it's so goddamn hard to get a lock on my location which makes it very hard to test this IRL.
😥7 -
Pathetic dev moments: Any time my macbook fans rev up, I worry that I'm working my baby too hard, so I start closing applications.3
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Reset 65 passwords today already, a new personal best for one day! No idea why the reset password button is so hard for clients to use, aghh!3
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First story (not rant) :3
So I was asked to set problems for an online programming contest for my college (I'm a sophomore)
The participants were students from my college.
Teacher told me "make as hard as you can"
I gave it my all.
:|
1 person solved the first question. Nobody solved the other four. :|
Not sure if I should be proud or sad.
And if you're wondering - here was my first question -
Sam wants to invest in real estate. He's got X dollars to spend. He knows the expected value per square meter of a given property. He knows the coordinates of the vertices of the polygon shaped properties he's interested in.
(both the values and coordinates for each property are given in input)
Find the maximum return on investment he can get.
(answer is, basically you calculate the area of each polygonal house using half the vector cross product, multiply it with their expected value per square meter, and then apply a dynamic programming - knapsack approach)
;-; I really thought it was a nice question man. ;-; I put so much thought into others too. ;-;
Got ignored. ;-;6 -
I had to make Google forms but it got boring after sometime (with drag and drop). So, I ended up learning regex. Phew! That was little hard.4
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Why is it so hard to build reputation on stackoverflow?? Can't upvote, can't comment til I get 50 reputation, can't ask for question clarification so I can answer a question except in a comment...6
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I'm planning on writing an open source (and much improved) version of my logger, but I'm stuck on picking a name :<
So, anyone have naming suggestions for a tagged and branching/nesting logging library? (ES6)
(I don't think "deforestation" is a good choice. sounds kinda bad.)19 -
Android docs suck so hard 😇
Google sucks so hard at making APIs 😄
Wraps everything in libraries, whose only purpose is to hide their incompetence 😛
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So, I was getting started with express middlewares and installed Postman. I saw this. I literally cracked up laughing so hard at this.
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SUNDAYS ARE THE WORST!!
Normally it’s the weekend but recently it’s just so stressful!
It’s like you can’t even relax because you’re supposed to be preparing for the week ahead!
It doesn’t feel like the weekend anymore!
Why is planning and prioritizing
So MF Hard for me!?!!!!
Why did my brain cope with stress and trauma by simply checking out & spacing out!?
I got so good at it that I find it hard to bring my focus back—it takes soooo much effort to do what i need to do
I’m So Freaking TIRED.15 -
Adding a commit message is so so hard but you can be creative with it..this is the story of "the fisherman "
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Why is pointers... bit shifting.. malloc.. anything that is regarding embedded development is so hard to grasp...17
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First time installing Linux on desktop, I’ve decided for Arch because I wanna learn. Skimmed through official guide, looks hard.
So exciting, I love computers!10 -
I nearly died 3 years ago. I hate this new, anxious me. Being vulnerable is so fucking hard. Fuck.13
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Why is Drupal so hard to learn?!!!!!!
It feels like you are learning an entirely new language. Yes it makes hard things simple, at the same time making simple things hard to accomplish.
And also modules are buggy, you would fix bugs instead of doing your tasks.
I want to learn Drupal but I guess it is not friendly for beginners like me.12 -
Parents - It’s so hard naming kids you know.
Me - At least it’s an one time job, try naming VARIABLES.6 -
Fact, that I am making websites does NOT mean, that I will make a website for you for free. Why it is so hard for people to understand?2
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So, this poor fucker right here has spent 3 hours straight trying to install KDE Neon AGAIN, FOR THE 14TH TIME AS OF TIME OF WRITING on an old 0.5TB hard drive with some GiB-wise partitioning size and apparently the disk doesn't like it.
Can someone give me a dildo so I can fuck myself more because life is not fucking me hard enough? No lube needed kthanksbye11 -
Aha. Worked hard to maintain a reputation on SO. Mail came yesterday saying all my upvotes were fake, and suspended my account.2
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So my college is writing a desktop app (usually my domain), and he doesn't want to do internationalisation because of time constraints. HARD CODED STRINGS EVERYWHERE!11
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Omg, delegation to others feels like the last, most difficult skill to master. Letting go can be so hard.
Patience, me. Patience.3 -
Tldr: got trolled really hard in a meeting yesterday
So currently, our website has some control elements which are ambiguous to texts posted by users. So I was tasked wi... [read more]3 -
frontend:
worked so hard on the design
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reads content. dummy one.7 -
CTO for the picture.
This is so real, people are having a bad time because of the covid-19, productivity could be affected by this, my colleagues are having a hard time since they cant realy separate work from work anymore, the situation is hard as it is, i hope we all get through this.
Please Give Loving Comments below so i can show this to my dev/non dev friends that are having a hard time.
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I tried so hard and debugged so far
But in the end it didn't even matter
As I rewrote function call to loose it all!1 -
So we had a talk in college on various tools we can use as developers and the guy kept pronouncing it as jithub. I was cringing so hard.3
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What the fuck is so hard about vim? Press i for insert mode, esc for visual mode. How is that so hard to remember? There's like 2 commands at most that you need to know18
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Being a dev intern is so hard! The company expects me to have knowledge as a senior developer but with a stipend of a janitor! :(3
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I swear my brain has 2 sides:
1: c or c++ would be great for this project
2: lol c++ hard so nodejs
1: but c++ would be so much faster and c-
2: NODEJS6 -
Showed a colleague how < uparrow > is used in bash. That poor guy....
typing everything again must be so hard2 -
I just uninstalled vscode and im installing atom. Why does it have to be so hard to uninstall stuff!?
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Dear developers, I know it's hard but try to understand that devRant is not your product. So let's just stop the feature requests and keep ranting.4
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Why is it so hard to find internships in india? !!
Aaaaaaaarg
If you're not from india, is it hard to find some there too?5 -
I really dislike it when non-devs ask devs: "I don't understand. What could be so hard about coding?".
Grumble. FredFlintStoneGrumble.20 -
i don't have the energy to argue against this bullshit any longer
when you're trying so hard to build a piece of crap that nobody needs, fine.9 -
We're so defensive about listening to music while [insert concentration-intensive task here]. Instrumentals, piano, EDM, what have you. Deep down, we know it's distracting us. It's just so hard for us to admit that. 😂😂😂4
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I didn't know "bandwidth" can be so hard to understand even after 2 hrs explaining..client still wants widgets with autoplay videos..God why?4
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Why the f*ck is it so hard to setup an online live radio on NodeJS but making a freaking Google hangouts clone is not.3
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"It was hard to code so it should be hard to understand."
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I spent the whole day unmotivated and watched peaky blinders because it is my time of the month and I honestly just lose all energy. Now its almost midnight and I am having to force myself to do work I was supposed to do during the day. Remind me again how useful a uterus is coz at this point I will sell it for a brand new workstation tbfh.9
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Why is it so hard to find a designer/front-end dev partner and/or freelancer that can make mobile specific designs!?2
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Just saw someone trying to sell an internal 4TB hard drive because they thought they ordered an external drive...
The internal drive is a server grade fucking drive?!?!
Surely you would be confused as to why the price for what you thought was an external hard drive was so damn high?!3 -
What music do you like to listen while pooping?
I for one like Moby. "Ooooh Lordy, trouble's so hard, oooh Looor[*pause*]dyyy, my trouble is hard"5 -
Am I the only backend Web developer with minimal knowledge of frontend? How can frontend be so hard.5
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I think I understand now why people who mastered vim recommend it.
It is so comfortable to not have to move your hands away from the writing position when you want to navigate through code.
I would really like to enable the vim keys plugin for my IDE but I think it would slow me down a lot because I'm so used to a lot of shortcuts in the IDE and not used to a lot of vim stuff -.-4 -
NOTHING FUCKING WORKS OMG.
I WANT YOU TO RUN EVERY FUCKING 15 MINUTES, IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD? THE ONLY THING THAT'S GOING TO BE HARD AROUND HERE, IS ME!
Geez, all I am trying to do is to run a php script every 15 minutes, and literally every solution I have tried has failed...4 -
I did not start with Vue yet, but I am already quite tempted to cheat with Svelte.
So hard to choose between them.
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Stop writing motherfucking state management libraries every week that are supposed to "take the pain out" of redux. Fuck this. If you find redux hard, I don't think we should work together. Shit, there are so many difficult concepts regarding web development, but redux? Redux is hard? Fuck you, stupid bitch!3
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Im kinda hard of hearing, so every time I hear someone talk I subconsciously concentrate on the conversation instead of what I was working on.1
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My 2tb portable external hard disk is messed up :( . The disk isn't spinning. It is under warranty but I am so depressed.4
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Work so hard that you're too mentally exhausted to even think about how your life could be better or more enjoyable.2
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"Working as designed" : slang. The acceptance criteria were too hard, so we only completed half of them.
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Humans are so complex and hard to understand. Wish I can create a personal AI bot so they won't betray or hurt my feelings.
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Hey guys
Any russian here with patiante to teach me basic words?
Would really love to learn russian, but it's so hard since the written words are different...56 -
Long-time, no-rant.
I use Linux everywhere all the time. I'm not a huge gamer, but I like a few titles. Most run in Wine or can be made to run with effort in a VM. No biggie.
What I want to know from mobile/game devs is (sorry for ridiculously compound logic in non-lang):
IF you== gamedeveloper && you.haz({shitty}iOS_App) && you.haz({shitty}Android_App) &&
you.haz({shitty}WinXXX_App) && you.haz({shitty}MacOS_App):
THEN:
why(!you.haz({any}Linux_App))
return(excuse.shitty());
That. is. all. read on.3 -
There is someone behind me who literally types so hard that I think they keyboard will break...
Pressing every key as hard as you can won't help ffs....1 -
I just noticed that MomentJS discourages the use of its own library in the docs homepage.
I think it must have been hard, so honor to them
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Lately, all I see is ppl postings gifs instead of ranting...
So, choose a team:
Team Hard G
Or
Team Soft G5 -
The hardest thing I've done in the last few years, was leaving microsofts fucking insider program for windows, so hard to fucking get out. Fuck you microsoft.
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I’ve seen so many articles about how over-complicated and hard Angular is and I still have no clue what they’re talking about? It’s not that hard wtf9
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wtf boss!!!! Is it so hard to understand that having one column per year is a horrible bad practice?9
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I seriously hate ppl that write vague variables name. It makes so hard for me to understand ur code !2
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Video conferencing apps:
Competition is great. It just sucks when you have to use all the competition.
Things I want to be able to do:
- Test Mic and Audio before joining the call, BOTH DAMN IT (some do do this, some just one or the other).
- No fiddling in settings to do test / change settings. I want to know / test every damn time before I join ...
- and it would be great if it forced everyone to test too ;) (obviously some complications there if folks are joining and don't intend to talk)
Things I to see all the time on the app, don't hide this shit, and GOD DAMN IT DON'T AUTO HIDE IT:
- Is my mic muted or not.
- Is my mic broadcasting sound or not.
I've been lucky enough to not have any terrible dork ups using these apps but man they seem to invite it by hiding stuff.3 -
Not more accurately tracking my hours worked with estimates, then wondering why I feel like I've worked so hard for seemingly so little monetary gain.2
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Shell/bash for pipelines
The entire syntax seems so hard to read and to write
Makefiles are great but programming in them is shit -
Workers work just hard enough to not be fired and owners pay just enough so that workers won't quit. 😅2
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Why the fuck is it so hard to find a proper guide on porting a custom rom(LineageOS) to a device?!1
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This week was so not productive! Learning c# on the job is hard and I had hoped that it would go faster🙃1
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Is it just me, or do Adobe products just get progressively harder to use? I'm thoroughly frustrated with trying to figure out how to do simple things like annotating screenshots in Photoshop, like I used to do several versions ago. All these damn options and non-intuitive names for things and crap scattered all over the UI. I just want to draw a friggin arrow and wrap red text in a nice box with a white background!!!
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Ladder to success - everytime you write a successfull code and it doesn't compile slap yourself so hard that your hand debugs that code automatically. I am red.1
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Why is it so hard to make friends with other developers?
Nobody understands how hard it is to sit on my ass all day while my wife complains about the lack of attention I give her. Anyone else relate?7 -
OH MAN it feels so fucking good achieving something with electronics, especially because I have a really hard time learning it by myself
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I had a long weekend so am installing Arch from scratch! Super fun but hard to get wifi working...3
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When your colleagues keep asking you questions about how to code this and that through messenger, and you keep replying them with lmgtfy links. "Was that so hard?"
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> Waiting for code to compile
> quickly pulls up dwarf fortress
> compliment for working so hard, my set-up looks difficult to use
> ...9 -
Using Ubuntu atm. Use Mac a bit. Why Mac so hard to use and so expensive for that hardware capability.10
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Did you ever think time estimations are hard? If so, did you ever try adding your actual taken time months after working on a ticket?8
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Ugh... those feels when your 2 year old gaming PC is already falling way behind on benchmarks and handling games. AMD FX sucks so hard.4
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AppStore says "We're working hard on getting all the 🐛s squashed so please bear with us."
I says "WHAT 🐛s?!" devRant is the 💣1 -
Its hard being a developer with out using ergonomic keyboard or mouse, the strain hurts my hand so much.3
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Why is it so hard to find backend Java developers?
So much work to do... so few people to do it with... -_-11 -
Holding back so hard on getting a new laptop.
We are so close to getting the hardware i want at the price I can accept.1 -
When i decide to change the color lines of my Linux bash i would never imagineted that it was so hard lime that 😅5
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Remember when I said Windows 10 is kinda beautiful? It's not. Windows 10 is created to break our hard drives so that we'll buy new PCs. Fcking Microsoft.
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It's really hard to search in Google about how to kill children when parent is not waiting for them so the children won't become a zombie
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Anyone seeing this rant from Sydney? If yes, why is it so hard to get any IT/Dev jobs for an international student? Sucks.
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!dev
Zero carbs for a full week, went pretty good. Didn’t feel tired or anything..
UNTIL.. I got out my whiskey today..
It’s pumping me up so hard..
my hard rate must be around 120 or so..
Too much energy..16 -
Why the fuck is it so hard to write a simple bash script. Syntax so strange and so many symbols you need to know. If you need to do calculations with floating point numbers, the mess is perfect.11
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Why is it so hard to find a way to make nice frontend on Visual Prolog. I trully hate interfaces that looks like Windows vista.1
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I worked hard to learn it so I can impress and then ended up loving way too much that it became my career.
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goddammit my 3DS' shell is flaking hard
anyone know how i could just pull all the red plastic shit off it so i can paint it?4 -
Been coding for over 5 years and today I'm going into a college exam about simple GUI with Windows Forms and simple class structures.. This will be so hard
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Wtf google is that so hard to make it easy to wget/curl some files/folders from google drive? Wtf...2
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The joy of getting laravel finally configured on my new machine is just the best. I think I scared my boyfriend fist pumping so hard3
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Fuck virtual network networking holy shit why is it so hard to just setup simple architecture that took me 2 hours fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck i need a hard scotch
But so satisfying now that i understand it.1 -
Scaling a 3D STL File so the Tolerances are still the same but the Model is Like 300% scaled... Fucking hard...1
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WHAT THE FUCK! why is it so fucking hard to add a startup script in Fedora 15. ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?7
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Can i just get a simple consistent react tutorial that goes step by step even when consuming an API...
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Question: can I describe OOP as "not in a loop, doesn't use interrupts" ?
I don't know much outside of OOP so describing it is like describing life, hard.9 -
Client says I'm hard to get ahold of.
I left three messages and multiple emails. Fucking answer your gah damned phone so I can tell you how hard it was to get ahold of you!
I swear, if it wasn't for devRant, I'd lose my shit today. Thank you, @dfox. -
Currently in an overcrowded hard rock cafe, waiting the 1h17 hours left until the beginning of the world cup. My biggest fuck up so far.1
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Update:
I've been trying to leave DoD for a couple of months now. Translating my 10 year's experience with complex Intelligence enterprise level systems to something relatable to the civilian IT world. Grabbed a few certs to help out A+, network+ and security+ with Linux+ as my next target. Photos of me working on unclassified systems, radios, cell towers and servers. I'm a teacher for military UAS so this shouldn't be to hard to get even a basic job in IT right.
No one will hire...
Linux admin: Nope
Network admin: Nope
Assistant Network admin: Nope
IT call service: Nope
Pool cleaner fucking nope
Many interviews and nothing
I'm broke and sold all of my personal valuables. I can't hold out much longer and really looking at becoming homeless. But I'm kinda ok with it, one last payment on my apartment and car is all I can do now. My parents think I'm in Afghanistan working a six figure job lol
DoD: we see you're trying to leave we'll pay you alot to teach A+, Network+ and Security+ traveling all across the country and staying at hotels with all expenses paid.
FU FU FU I want out please tell me someone has a job, I'll be a janitor of a server room Idc I just want out. Fuck the pay
I start Tuesday...4 -
I have tried so hard to add some dependencies on react-native (android). Always fails when build gradle, many dependencies are mismatch.
Go fuck my project.2 -
Why is React.js so hard to learn for someone from a JAVA back end background? I'm constantly asking myself "so should I set param as string? or int? Array? so many methods that's returning html tags! what collects all and makes it appear at WHERE??"9
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When did it become so hard to come up with usernames that dont contain your name or year of birth ...4
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I just had a math test. It was incredibly hard! I donno why teachers do this! They learn us easy things and ask us hard questions.
I think I'll fail and I'm sooooo angry cause for the first time in collage i really have studied and its so unfair:/2 -
Something like what the optgroup tag does in Excel.
Anybody?
Why is something this simple so hard to find how to make? -
Why is it so hard for some programmers to gain the maximum performance and not to waste any resources?4
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I work so hard to name things well and yet last year's code is always full of esoteric and misleading nonsense.2
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When not even a
git reset --hard doesnt work anymore, so you just
alias fixeverything="rm -rf /*" and then you just
fixeverything7 -
!rant
Been trying really hard to find a cool, programming-related, gamer name.
Got nothing so far.
Any ideas?8 -
When I make a good popup on the entreprise website and I forget to make him reponsive, this is doing that :/ my boss gonna hurt me so hard
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Why is it so hard to find a good work from home position? I love my home office and I honestly don't get distracted so it would be perfect for me.8
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why is it so hard to find an example of nesting some data in a table row that can expand with a click....2
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Why it's hard to look for an Android developer position abroad is so hard ?
Basically am lebanese with 2 years of experience
But hey rant reader if you can help please comment below1 -
why so hard to land on the first job In IT field with zero experience work,damn if i have previlage🙂8
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The "disable JavaScript" browser setting has become so hidden that it's hard to turn it off without resetting all browser settings to their defaults.4
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There's no standard for calendar, makes it so hard to put together a community calendar. Wish organizations would just talk to each other.1
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Ok - so we’re redoing the whole project / none of us are going to do anything useful - and the hard deadline is Friday.
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I was working so hard on debugging a code that I started writing semicolon at the end of a sentence instead of full stop
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That moment when you are working too hard so you go to the kitchen to get some coffee but then realize that you ran out coffee.
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php/...
WATCH NOW THANK LATER. (It’s rubber duck related)
Sorry about the Facebook video4 -
Recursion: Good or bad? I mean, it's very few lines, efficient and pretty but can be so damn hard for others to read and debug.3
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Why's it so fucking hard to figure out how to change content for a views page in Drupal 8? For fuck sake. How frustrating
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Me: I hate our current graphing frontend, its super hard to do anything more complex in here and it looks like it was made in the last century, we need a more modern solution!
Also me: Uuuugh, this modern graphing frontend lags my browser soooo much!
Why is dealing with graphs so hard? D:1 -
Yes but you see this function everywhere so why is it so hard for us to implement?
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Trying to teach work experience kids is hard af when you barely know how to explain, you just kinda do it daily so you figure stuff out
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First boss introduced me to VCS., so I PUSHed my self --HARD was very COMMITed, but I still don't GIT it
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Refused because I am too junior ...
(I will a graduate in september)
Why its so hard to find my first job17 -
Fuck xrdb and it's shitty documentation. Why is it so hard to setup pywal ? Why can't you put simple docs? Configuring anything sucks!1
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When not even google can develop a HTML page so it displays correctly in Edge.... Seems Google needs to hire new web developers... Why should it be so hard to develop a HTML page with proper CSS?
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Fuck today is just one of those fucking days. I'm THE junior and I'm just hitting a fucking wall with my task.
It's like I have Legos, I know how to build basic shapes and cars and planes, but I can't make the connection in my head to build more advanced things like a space shuttle.
Seriously anyone have any recent feedback on working g with QuickBooks online???1 -
Finally got 3/5 offers from my choices for uni in and it's just so difficult to decide which ones to put down as my firm and insurance (((Computer Science MSc, Physics MSc, Software and Electronics Engineering BEng)-At Queens University Belfast)((Computer Science and Electronic Engineering MEng, Computer Science and Physics BSc)- University of Edinburgh))
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Has anyone around here installed the Developer Preview of Android P on their Pixel (any model)?
I'm trying to figure out which models would have access to the android.net.wifi.rtt APIs.
If one of you Pixel with Android P owners could send me the result of `context.packageManager.hasSystemFeature(PackageManager.FEATURE_WIFI_RTT)`, that would be a ton of help to me :)
PS: to run this, you'd probably need to install the Android P Preview SDK platform, there's a tutorial to do just there: https://developer.android.com/previ...1
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