F*CKING DESIGNERS.

Stop sending me your freaking PNG. Don't even dare to FREAKIN' make me use Chrome DevTools to get your FREAKIN' color our of your FREAKIN' PNG.

Give me all your colors in FREAKIN' hex, rgba, or whatever you want.

Give me all the fonts you used.

Give me all the sizes, is it percentage-based? Pixels based? Donuts-based?

I don't give a damn that you think you went responsive-first. Show me the damn responsive mockups. Not just the desktop sized with a note: "Don't worry mate, I made so that it all goes well when responsive".

Oh god. Oh god.

I'm not an artist, I give zero shit about how great it looks.

I'm a programming poet, I want to write code without having to open (or download it first through torrent) the damn photoshop, sketch, or whatever you use.

They take freakin' months to dump a mockup and we have days to make it happen. The pain.

The pain is strong with those damn designers.

Fuck.

Ranted about that porn work prank.

Forgot a joke the senior linux engineer pulled with me.

I came back from the toilet and sat down. Logged in. Cursor was on the left screen. Looked away and then back. Cursor was on the right screen.

*wait what? hmm must be my memory.*
*looks away and turns back*
*wait did that cursor just move.....?*
*damn what's up with me...?!?*
*turns around and looks back VERY quickly*
*cursor moves all over the screen*

*looks at front usb inputs*
*notices a wireless receiver*

*laughing from the corner where the senior linux engineer is sitting*

MOTHERFUCKER.

Well, that’s one way to stop someone from harassing you online. But damn....

Gets you ever damn time

Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!

"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

Damn you JS!

function undefined() { }

There we go. Now undefined IS a function. Damn you JavaScript errors.

That moment when you spend an entire afternoon trying to eradicate a problem but give up at the end of the day, and then solve it in 10minutes the next morning.

Damn you dev life !

Bought new headphones because my current ones' input fucked up again. Already ordered a new one for free but hours of traveling today without music isn't really an option for me.

New headphones don't work on devices without usb ports! 😭.

Went back to the store because I didn't know that and thought they were just failing and got it explained there. No money back because they were working fine.

Me: "well fuck me right now, then I'll just travel without music today :'(".
Guy: *grabs something from a closet thingy* "Here you go, a pair of earphones!"
Me: "Awesome! How much?"
Guy: "Enjoy your traveling man!".

😮

Thanks a thousand times to that guy!

God damn it, I'm a fucking computer guy. Not your fucking photographer. If you want pictures for YOUR website YOU fucking take them, NOT ME! Go step of a fucking lego.

Do not ever develop a project for family or friends.
It's the fucking worst decision you will make.
Damn i wish I knew this shit earlier.
They make you become an asshole.

Damn you CSS!

I used to take pride in not being addicted to facebook, twitter or other social media. Then devrant came along. Damn you devrant!!!

Damn it captcha. I didn't bring much lunch, am starving and you pull this shit!!

Damn you java...!!;!

That moment when you finally solve your problem and you can close your browser with 20+ tabs of searches for your error message. Feels damn good.

Damn!
Sometimes I just wonder about the level of customization you get at Linux. You can't even imagine a desktop that looks like this on Windows.

I fucking hate python and myself even more. Python is easy they say, Python has nice syntax but fuck you . Fuck you seriously I cringe if I see non-c-like syntax. Every time I leave my comfort zone I get fucked over by damn semicolons. Fuck this imports i don't know your damn library. But god damn In far too advanced for hello world. There are two versions and the lib I want to use is incompatible? Well fuck me? That kind of shit never hit me on PHP. Damn me! Fuck you python. I want to know you but you fuck me harder than life. GEHÖRT? DU FICKST MICH HÄRTE ALS DAS LEBEN DU HURENSOHN!!!!

What is even your problem? Indentation? Well thank you for not having braces! I mean come on I try, I really do. I know you are different but every thing I want to learn about you is either for uber beginners or so advanced I don't even know what's going on. Do magical shit in a few lines? What the fuck is in those packages? A wizard full filling whishes like "plz make this work"?

But don't worry you cum snorting unicorn as much as I hate you I'm more mad about me for not being a descendant of fucking slytherin!

damn you linux how dare you exist

MOTHER FUCKER IDIOTS!!!

SO I HAVE TO ROLLBACK OUR PROD DEPLOYMENT BECAUSE IM THE ONLY FUCKER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF "DONT PUSH UNFINISHED CHANGES"?!?
DAMN!!!! FUCK YOU ALL...

My neighbor: Hey can you install FIFA 16 on my laptop? I can't seem to have the crack.
Me: I can't do that.
Him: Why not? They teach you that in college, right?
(He's damn serious btw.)

devRanter : YESSSSSS!!!!!! 5 more to get a free stressball!

dfox : (nope!) You can get a free stressball if a rant you posted has got more than 750++.

devRanter : DAMN IT!

When you write a guide and people completely ignore it, then bug you about problems they wouldn't have had if they read the damn guide in the first place.

When you see .NET exceptions making their way into Indian Railways!
Damn that was unexpected!

Colleague got a few statical electricity (or however you say that) shocks.

After yet another one:

Colleague: seriously, again?
Me: damn, that's quite shocking!
C: *blank stare* bro.... 😐

😄

Didnt expect a reputable bank to do testing in this manner. Damn you Axis Bank, your system is supposed to be the best. Smh. 😩

if you prefer talking over email for some damn reason thEN ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAILS

Damn, the day suddenly goes so fucking slow when you can't wait for the day after 😞

Select * from World where "someone" like '%you%';

No result!

Damn...

Dear javascript, you think you're sooooo fucking special. You just HAD to be asynchronous everywhere, losing all connections to natural sequential human thinking. I just want to work with the result of A GOD DAMN FOR LOOP you ASYNC FUCK.

God damn it, i said so many times that this functionality is proof of concept and needs more investigation into technical/legal details...why the flugzeug mr account manager have you gone and emailed all your client accounts telling them we are now offering it?... why are you messaging me starting your sentence with "now that we provide..." god...damn...it

Shame me into coming back, why don't you?

Damn, devRant. No chill.

You are like HTML without CSS. Damn ugly

That damn moment when you find out ... that ticket you spend a lot of time doing, well, there is a library for that.

Damn you, Sublime! I love you, but for fuck's sake, why don't you provide syntax highlighting for x86 assembly? :(

Looking at code you wrote a long time ago and you can't figure out parts of it...leaves you like:" Damn I was a genius"

God damn it udemy, you have courses on the fundamentals of ass wiping but I can't find a good quality c++ from scratch course

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Kill me

Devrant! the only place you can laugh and learn at the same damn time! I love this place!

I can't get any work done because I can't stop playing with Bash for Windows.

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT

FUCK OFF!! JUST. FUCK. OFF.

I've been studying for around 4 hours and my roommate just asked me "why do you take so much time to study? Reading through it twice should be more than enough"

Simply reading trough it twice he said. MOTHERFUCK I'M NOT EVEN DONE READING THIS SHIT, THAT I'LL NEVER APPLY IRL, ONCE AND I AM NOT A KIND OF GENIUS THAT REMEMBERS EVERY DAMN DATA OK BY READING SHIT TWICE LIKE YOU. PUT YOURSELF IN MY DAMN POSITION YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

It's christmas you fuckers, turn off your damn computers.

Love you all, have a good one.❤🎄

That moment when you *Esc, :wq, Enter* on Sublime Text...
Damn VIM... xD

Judge : I sentence you to the maximum punishment....
Me : ( whispering) please be death , please be death...
Judge : learn javascript
Me : Damn !!

God damn it. Today i took my laptop to school and you cant guess how many people though i’m a hacker. It’s quite annoying. But just because you use linux doesnt mean you are a hacker! You uneducated pieces of dumbass!!!!

This feeling when you search for something on ddg, find StackOverflow answer that is working solution

+1

"You can't vote on your own post"

Damn, smart past me :D

For each day on devrant I feel this place more like a community than a social media. And damn thats good. Thank you all for making my day

That moment when you listen to your boss' lies to a client when presenting a new product/feature.
I am like: damn, this guy is a talented actor!

I honestly do not understand why clients, with no understand of development at all, think they know more than the developer.

I do not understand why these people think they know what can and cannot be done within a given timeline.

If it's so damn easy, why aren't you making the damn website/app yourself????

#frustratedaf
#donewiththisshit
#ineedthemoneytho

Me: "Just upload the god damn file you bastard! I got called 5 times today because you couldn't upload this fucking piece of shit!"

Co-Worker: "Relax dude, I got all here on my computer"

Me: "....." (In mind: if you kill him later, you can hide the evidence)

When you set an alias for vi and completely forget about it

# alias vi=nano

God damn, I was so confused for a minute 🤦‍♂️

If you haven't seen silicon valley... Do... For the love of God do.

And if you don't like it one... We will never get on, it's god damn hilarious ... Constantly

3rd time I've watched them all

It's perfect.

So this Fujitsu monitor has a Vesa 100x100 mount but the monitor stand isn't removable. Bruh, why even bother putting a Vesa mount on the monitor if you can't take the original damn stand off. Fuck you Fujitsu, fuck you.

When you're trying to read a rant but your wifi is slow so you become frustrated and want to rant but you can't post the rant because of the god damn internet...

It took me 18 hours to implement the design and 3 hours for the actual logic..

Damn you frontend 😪

Damn you Rohan, pick a lane....

Credits:Techworm

damn you!

Apparently, my younger self was a dumbass.

When the store's price checker runs what looks to be IE6...

This was totally inevitable.

Fuck you AWS for being so damn expensive.

I should put a sign on my door, "DO NOT DISTURB, CODING.... BRING SACRIFICE IF YOU MUST...." damn distractions....

Dear fellow JS devs, if you make 1 more good damn module loader I swear to god....

Hi - here's a new module bundler named parcel.

FFS

Well, apparently I'm giving a birth on the Easter weekend...

Damn you kidney stones! :/

What doesn't kill you makes you a god damn fucking useless piece of shit task manager
windows :@

Love my android. But oh my fucking stars in a pickle jar... I just did a damn software update. The fuck you mean I have one??? Wasn't even 5 minutes ago. Why are you making me do this???

!rant
I damn love devs. The humor, the devs easter eggs...

Have you ever wondered what 'git' stands for?
try 'man git' ;)

deadmau5 just released the Polar soundtrack. So far, it's very good. But there's a song called main. And you know, damn well, that I listened to that one first.

So you're gonna underpay me when you know damn well I'm the best dev you've had in at least the last year? Guess who's gonna learn DVORAK on a QWERTY

I can't change the installation path?!
Microsoft i hate you so God damn hard...WTF

Doing backups ... Doing damn backups before you need them xD

"How much time would it take you to implement $some_feature ?"

DAMN IT, I hate being asked for estimates on friday. Reminds me that I have to work again on monday.

Ahhh so thats how you learn. Damn i been doing it all wrong.

damn you nerd...

Age test: How many/which of these did you have to deal with in your life as a dev/tech person?

My answer: Every damn one.

windows update is like a girlfriend..

you have to god damn wait

God damn it lastpass, how the hell do you get a memory leak and an infinite loop in a fucking browser extension?! Using 7GB of RAM and all 8 cores @ 3,4GHz!!

Fucking powershell.
Just make a fucking api call, and shove my json into a damn csv.
How fucking hard do you have to be 🤯

Am I the only one who couldn't care less how my website looks on Internet Explorer? If you visit my website, you'd better damn well not be using Internet Explorer.

WHY???
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FUCKING SURPRISED SHIT HITS THE FAN EVERY GOD DAMN TIME A CHANGE IS MADE IN YOUR LIMPING SYSTEM?
YOU GAVE NO FUCKING SPECIFICATIONS NOR ANY CARE TO DECIDE ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT IN IT.
EVERY TIME I SEE THE CODE I GET EYE CANCER, DEBUGGING THIS SHIT IS AS HARD AS FINDING THE FATHER IN A HOBO STREET ORGY
AND YOU FUCKING THINK ADDING FEATURES INTO THE SYSTEM UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES IS SO GOD DAMN EASY.

I hope life's god damn dandy for you, get fucked with a pipe bomb.

Oh, hello DevRant, sorry for sitting on the fence for the past months.

people so damn concerned with what language you have or haven't used

i've been doing this for 10 years, give me the damn language or framework and i'll learn it and be productive in few weeks

sheesh

What is up with people asking for help and then immediately getting pissy like the first fuckin thing you say?

Shut the fuck up and let me help you, damn.

when you spend hours trying to patch code you poorly structured of which 30 minutes is enough to rewrite the whole damn thing.

Have you hratd the song 'try harder' from offsec?
The song id damn COOOOOOOL!!

Damn it chair! why can't you just shut up?? I'm trying to work here 😠

Damn you DevRant! I went from playing mobile games and rage about players I can't beat to scrolling through rants and raging with other devs!

Nice beats right?

Why don't you just use the damn headphones you blithering idiot?

When you realize that the bug is happening because you copied your own code and forgot to replace some variable after you pasted it... Damn you brain! Do not copy/paste ok? Or I swear I will drink a lot on Friday....

Well thank you WhatsApp web for this useful error. I just want to hear that audiomessage, that should not be so difficult that you forget your own fucking message. Damn you WhatsApp!

What is the fucking purpose of a tech talk, if you're just going to read straight from your laptop what you've put on a presentation you god damn fucking dryshite trumpet.

C#: the only language where you have 0 based arrays and 1 based collections, just to mess with you... Damn you M$!
(spent hours trying to understand why collection[0] was raising an out of range exception...)

Almost finished writing some code, then got distracted by devRant. Now I'm back to post about it. MUST FINISH CODING! DAMN YOU DEVRANT!

When you're at the till ordering a plain coffee and the barista SIGHS and ROLLS THEIR EYES at you. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? That's you're damn job, don't fucking do that. That's the only reason you're here!!!

Damn these pihole stats... more than half of all requests are ads or otherwise unwanted. Mind you I've only had this running for about a week now but still god damn!
Also I use ublock origin on my main pc

Damn you drunk self!!!

When you see the ascii dragon with a comment .. "here be dragons, to future me .. have a drink then look though this " ...

In case you need this link again, we’ll send out the PowerPoint, which has the QR code you can scan. WTF. Can’t you just put the damn link in the PowerPoint ?

Fuck you, autocorrect.

If I type the same thing, the exact god damn same cunting thing, multiple times will you just fucking accept that I am actually intending to write that word and move on?!

You fucking cunt!

ffffffukcc you eclipse you god damn old piece of slow fuck, so many missing features after transitioning from intellij to eclipse, i want to fkig code in intellij but college forces us to use the god damn eclipse

Every night! Damn you, code.

Damn you Matlab why don't you have i++ operator and ternary operator >:(

"Couldn't have written it better myself"

"You might be Taylor Swift because damn you commit often"

"These commit messages are so helpful i could find my way through the Paris catacombs with them"

"Damn we might need to open-source this... How are people living without it??"

"It would be interesting to see if everyone feels as comfortable with this UI as i do"

"Doesn't matter how long this takes, just do it the way you do it."

Senior Developer is a title that you get from working at the same company for over 5 years but you don't learn anything new within those 5 years.

Close your damn divs!!!

When reading through someone else's code, what about it made you think "Damn this is well written" or similar?

Any language - I have a bias towards PHP, C++ and C though.

LPT: Avoid building any complex report/tool with Excel, because you will forever be fixing the damn thing!

WHICH FUCKER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO DISABLE CTRL+A IN THE GOD DAMN SEARCH BAR!!!

I FRICKING APPENDED MY SEARCH 3 TIMES BECAUSE OF YOU

Mom: What are you doing ??
Me: Just fixing up a few bugs I encountered yesterday..
Mom: Good .. That means you are doing nothing .. Go fill up the damn water bottles ..
Me: -_- !

Part of me always imagines myself as a surgeon trying to save a patient when there's an 'old computer can't be fixed'.

Live damn you, live!

Damn you angularjs

If you're on a mobile development team, you are treated special when you're the iOS guy. Nobody here damn cares about Android.

DAMN YOU GABEN!

4 a.m. and you CANT sleep until you get the damn bug fixed!

Damn you guys, Mr. Robot finally sucked me into an abyss.

tfw you code without building for an extended amount of time and it just works. Where is it? Where is that damn problem that you know is there?

Fuck NodeJS. I don't want you to be asynchronous sometimes. My gahwd I need like 3 deep nested loops just to get you to make a request and compile a damn JSON of requests.

I'm learning Golang goodbye forever node.

So what's the best website you ever seen?

mine:
motherfuckingwebsite.com
bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com

He's damn fuckin right, I couldn't agree more!.

My beautiful code now transforming into ugly messy code. Damn you deadline 😠

Do you also feel dirty when a client asks for something that completely defats the purpose of the main feature?

yet you "patch " it because "it's a big client after all" and they can't be bothered to do a simple two number addition.

YOU CAN'T, POSSIBLY, BE SERIOUS WITH ME! FUCK, FUCK IT ALL!

THOSE DAMN ENGINEERS WITH A DEGREE AND ALL CAN'T PUT A FUCKING IF IN THE DAMN CODE!

I'M RESTARTING THE DAMN THING, I DON'T WANT AN UPDATE! FUCK! UPDATE THIS SHIT WHEN I HIT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON AT LEAST!

It’s been almost 2 years since I left US. But damn, is America now so bitterly partisan? No matter what you say or do, half the country hates you.

Who else loves that beautiful moment when you wake up fully alert and you can tangibly see the solution to the problem in your project that you went to sleep (too damn late) on, floating right there in the front of your mind?

Discovered CTF challenges a while ago, and let me just say that it is soooo rewarding when you find that damn flag. I'm proud of myself ^_^

Ey! Who of you uses that damn timer library (dunno the name) in your apps where you set on left side the hour and on right side the minutes.

AND AFTER YOU OVERSCROLLED THE 00-MINUTE AGAIN YOU HAVE TO TURN THE HOUR BACK!!!!

I hate you :D

"Some people like what you do, some people hate what you do, but most people simply don’t give a damn. " - Charles Bukowski

Damn you xcode...

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK YOU GOOGLE, you placed a damn email about an interview in the spam box and I only realized it 2 weeks afterwards. END ME, JUST DO IT NOW

My python brings all the devs to the cloud,
cause my code is bigger than yours
damn right its cleaner than yours
I can teach you but I have charge

Multithreading sucks.

Damn dood - I would be willing to bet yourself 10 years ago is amazed and proud of who you have become. Great job :)

When you make the whole damn game using c++ but you copy one tiny bit of code to use the mouse in graphics mode but they catch you and make you explain it to them and you can't...

This was back in high school when I was younger and dumber.

It's unbelievable how many senior software engineers there are with 2-3 years experience within the industry... damn boy, you just became intermediate, if you're still not a junior

"hey, life is going ok right now." Bam! Death in the family. Damn it life, who debugged you?!

Apple Strokes again.

My iPhone started to slow down A LOT overnight. ಠ_ಠ

Damn you Apple.

It's so annoying. Whenever you are at a hackathon, every damn team tries to throw these buzzwords- Block chain, AI, ML. And I tell you, their projects just needed a duckin if else.😣

Damn you hackers!

This is why it pays to hide your login page with WordPress, luckily not been hacked yet.

They are persistent if nothing else them Bots. 😱

Me: Damn you good tasty coffee!!! Now I can't drink coffee anywhere else than at home and (more) expensive coffeebars!!!

Coffee: But you love me!!

Me: I know!! That's the fucking problem!!

I get you're a little over twice my fucking age but you still shouldn't need a step by fucking step instruction book to download and open a damn document. Especially since you do it every damn day in office. Just cause you're remote on a laptop doesn't change how shit works.

Hell I took the damn time to make your laptop as close yp your desktop as I could. And asked you to test it before you left. You didn't. At this point its just incompetent and not my problem.

Fucking hell. Half an hour on phone to open a damn .docx in word. At 48 you should be able to do this. Fuckinh hell

I always get this fucking want to cut off my head headache after giving every damn workshop at office. Fuck you head. Fuck you.

STOOOOP TELLING ME THE TABLE DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO CREATE THE DAMN TABLE NOT TELL ME IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU FUCKING DID IT AT HOME ON MY DESKTOP SO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When you're at the end of a sprint, implemented a cool new feature and only the garbage issues are left over -.-

I have an interview in less than 30 minutes and here I am on devRant. Damn you awesome community

In uni
Lecturer: SOAP is insecure...

In interview: Any disadvantages you see with SOAP?

Me: The last i read SOAP is insecure. Im abit rusty with this knowledge

Interviewer: ahhh okay, SOAP is actually secure...

DAMN YOU LECTURER!

Well, not all people close chrome tabs after work, some close Firefox tabs too. You damn browserists.

Non-tech: "You're really classy aren't you?"
Me: "Damn straight! Bet you'd like to define me."
Non-tech: "Wut..."

My jokes are wasted :/

Just wish I could swap a portion of my dev super powers for something more f’king practical like being able to do DIY or mix cement and lay bricks properly.
Every damn time there’s some small job to be done it turns into a god damn nightmare.
Anyone else as single skilled as me or can you actually do real world skills too?

Damn you Wordpress!

The feeling when you are so damn close to solving a problem, yet so far...

┻┻ ノ( º - ºノ)

10 hours later...

"FINALLY, I'M DONE SETTING UP TYPESCRIPT CONFIGURATION"

I was heavily inspired by typescript syntax, but the configuration is as complicated as webpack. Damn you frameworks

Damn it!!! Fuck! That's 2 hours of my life I'm never getting back... FUCK!

{"op":"replace","path":"/spec/template/spec/containers/0/resources/limit/cpu","value":"4.0"}

OpenCV is like an USB port: You never have the right input format and it only works after converting the damn thing multiple times!

I'm gonna rant about how Discord does not let you disable 2FA after having it enabled if you forget the code they provide for cases where you don't have access to the 2FA in the first place and I lost a damn account to that :/

I got a new job recently(that's an older rant's story) and I find amusing that I'm still getting reject notices from job offers which I applied to... 2 months ago 😂

That one from 2 months ago is quite funny cuz I didn't have any other interview with the company, just like the first interview with a HR lady, so after one week I gave up with that company and moved on. So I received the rejection notice today and my first thought was "how considerate!"

Damn you Oracle forms! And OVM manager, you can go to hell as well. And take everything else connected with Oracle with you please

"There's a branch on terraform-our-project called instance-rols"

"Can you send me a link?"

OMG are you really so fucking lazy you can't go to the fucking git web interface, look up the damn project and click on the fucking branch?

When you stress to make a good enough rant so you can receive a stress ball, but now you're stressed so you actually need the damn thing.

@extends('layouts.app'); <---- damn you sneaky bastard

That moment when you are reading a book for tomorrow's exams,
suddenly want to find a particular topic,
and instead of turning pages,
say "Ctrl+F" as a Reflex.

Damn you Brain :/

What's so damn hard about a simple change log when you update your app? Or at least point me to somewhere where I can see that. Ugh. Come on.

Say what you want about Microsoft, but I'm working on a WPF app right now and they write some damn good documentation

Damn you Java 8 because of you my boss is not willing to hear anything about scala

Damn specs! Why do you have to change as the project goes on?!! Every project seems too easy at first.

Where's my Monster?! Why's it in the trash can, I swear I didn't drink it that fast. Damn you Illuminati!!!

Look, sometimes you just need the damn thing to compile

Dear windows.
HI! IT'S ME! ETHAN!!

Why do you take TWO FUCKING HOURS!! To install a god damn UPDATE????
Your update system makes NO DARN SENSE.

Sincerely, Ethan.

Damn you Mobius!

Just received a thank you note for my open source project. That feels damn good

F'ing bugs you find months after deploy that are so big it shouldn't have been missed, yet somehow dozens of eyes missed it.

Damn code gremlins

Damn clients, they'll never tell you what they want.
And when you give them something, they'll point out useless "problems".
Either do it yourself, or give exact specifications

Browser are so bloated. Why does it use so much memory?

*Closes 62 tab*

Seriously why?! Damn you modern software engineers for making everything so bloated.

(colleague) Are you still using Emacs?? why don't you use Sublime instead?
(me) Because I am a PERVERT and I god damn LIKE it (being pervert & Emacs)

You know it's a damn good day at work when you show up and they tell you to go break into the sheriff's department computers.

Damn, looks like the garbage collector is using a new algorithm because it missed you.

Well the hacker was hacked today... God damn you equifax!! I will get my revenge.

With brothers and friends drinking and I'm still on devRant. Damn you lol

That sinking feeling when you realize you’ve been running all you got commands in the wrong repo. 😐 I can fix it but DAMN IT

hey guy just FYI node is not a Fucking cure all.

also "knowing" node doesn't make you a Fucking full stack developer. learn some real damn languages.

does anyone else feel awkward when getting thanked for just doing their damn job?

that's what you're paying me for and that's what you should expect me to do

You motherbugger, you god damn son of a bug!

Oh
You got a big surprise gift for me
Damn lol

I should have been nicer
Again

My very own clion license

Can I have the shiv under my ribs instead ?

"Are you out of your God damn mind?!"

God damn you UBports, I just want to tinker with the OS why can't you just release a generic image for virtualisation -.-

Instead I'm stuck hunting a Nexus 5 down... Ugh

I'm currently sitting in a hockey arena owned by my city, they offer free wifi, and cause I'm privacy conscious, I try to download a VPN for my computer. The motherfuckers block the download under the vague "violation of use policy" bullshit. Even better, I read the ToS they give you when you connect, and it says sweet fuck all about prohibiting downloads. What the fucking fuck do you have to gain from me not using a god damn VPN. It just makes no god damn sense.

god damn it, your a grown ass fucking person. Why the fuck can you not be mature enough to stay on slack during business hours?! GAH!!!!!!!!

Starting to panic because live system was serving 404.html quite often.

It's just the ID of a content page 😅

damn ubuntu gnome you manage to amaze me every day. for the worse.

next os will be arch

VS Code, WTF is wrong with your tab stops?
I set to 2 and you still use 4.
I say use spaces for tabs and you still put tabs in my document.
Tab settings by doc type? Not existing or working.

Damn you!
Just work

When some colleague ask for help in a project that you're supposed to know everything but you really don't (damn multi threading in Java )

When compiling my first C++ program after sometime working on Python I got 17 compile time errors. All of them were either missing ';' or an extra ":". Damn you syntax!

My maths book contains some nice stuff too not just good old boring stuff... But god damn killer bunnies too who will kill you with a right angled triangle.

Not so much a rant.

I just love the feeling when you test a site on mobile and you can't help but say to yourself, "Damn, I'm good" because the menu is just so usable and scales beautifully.

man you can tell some of these course selling companies are poorly managed (or rather, perhaps NOT managed) when you have to do the same thing over and over again for over TWO YEARS

HELLOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING... PLEASE PUBLISH MY COURSE NOW

if i'd put the damn thing on Udemy when it was done i'd already be 2-3K richer

...damn, i gotta taper off here with the rage before i reveal my identity at 10K

🤡🤡🤡🤡

Damn you jet lag!

Short awnser. Find a damn hobby.

Mine's pool. Go to bars on weekends and play tournaments and drink. Be amazed how social you can be when you're enjoying yourself

Do any of you have jobs that actually stay in their damn lane?

I swear... First day back from leave and already I'm getting messages 10 minutes after I clock off

A long time ago in a decision poorly made:

Past me: hmm we're having trouble getting IT to give us a new build machine with the new compilers.
Past me: I know we'll just use one of the PCs that belongs to a member of the team to tide us over.

[2 months pass]

Present me: that's odd, Jenkins is really slow today.
[Several minutes pass]
Present me: holly shit fuck; it's building the whole weekends worth of builds at 9am on a workday and eating licenses like a cast away that suddenly teleported to an all you can eat buffet.
Present me: [abort, abort, for the love of fuck abort]
Present me: contacts IT, they can't find any problems, wtf happened.

Present me: discovers team member turned off his machine on Friday and builds had been stacking up all weekend.

Lessons learnt: disable power button on team members pc and hire a tazer guy to shoot whenever someone goes near the wall socket.

1 hour lost and no build results for the last 3 days.

It's looking like a bad morning

Damn you Chrome, piece of shit who doesn't support (without breaking completely the layout) the <object> tag inside a flexbox container. Wasted two hours of my life.

Just spent the last hour working out how something worked because I didn't write any documentation and it was a hack in the first place. Damn You Past Me!