It blows.

But not much.

(Q: How much are you allowed to Google as a developer?)

“You’re allowed to Google as much as you want. This is not school, you’re employed to solve a problem. Nobody cares whether you Google for the answer or remember the answer from another Googling.”

"Turn it off and on again."

Great for Wi-Fi routers and office appliances.

Life support, not so much.

Interviewer: "Do you know Xamarin?"
Me: "I mean I know C# but not app development"
Interviewer: "You're hired!"

Thats pretty much how my interview went

text-align: center

Designer: “it’s not cantered, it’s 2px too much to the left”

Me: *does nothing* “what about now?”

Designer: “perfect”

Yup. This IS the Truman show.

when you google way too much and you need to prove 'im not a robot'😐

It's sad not to have any friends who love programming as much as you. 😔

when you write few line of codes without using stackoverflow

I'm really not much of someone to post algo memes but this was too good

Why I love devRant so much?

Unlike other communities we are not abusing picture comments :)

Not much of an achievement here..

Crap, I've done to Much devRant today ☹️

About 95% of what I know of CS is self taught.

This shouldn't be happening, or at least not this much.

Citizens are advised not to use encryption as decrypting data takes too​ much time and is costly.
Please spread awareness and save money.

Thank you for Cooperating, have a nice day :)

There's not much worse than trying to fix your CSS for half an hour, only to realise that it's a cache issue...

Guess not everyone knows how much one gigabyte is :/

I've just reached 1000++. It's not much and it's taken me almost 1 year but it's still a pretty nice milestone in my book :)

Best part of being a dev :
You get to live the stereotype. "She doesn't talk much, she is always on her laptop - coding, always has headphones on. Too much of a geek. Let's not invite her to a party. "

No awkward "Uh , I cant come. " Yay! B-)

Not ++’ing a rant because double tapping / dragging the finger all the way to the side of the screen to the ++ button required too much effort.

parents every day: "how can you drink that much coffee and not die??"

- Google: Can I track you? You'd get this and that and much more if you allow me to.
- Microsoft: I will track you. Disable half of my settings if you do not want to be tracked.
- FB: I do NOT track you

I know its not much, but im just happy i even get users 😂

People who think software development is not a creative job are wrong. It is very much similar to other creative jobs. It is logic based creativity.

Ain't it? 😛

Just realized no one in my class knew that Stack Overflow was an actual thing, not just the website. Too much Java I guess :D

Make something that not only I but also others find useful, and could outlive me 🙂 there's way too much crap out there currently and I'd like to change that.

Do you agree to this rule given by my company ?

"Employees are not allowed to create any sort of library for any language after or during working hours, whether for personal or company projects. As they might somehow expose companies code to the open-source world."

Personally, I created quite much (not that much) of library , I created for fun, today I was told to delete ALL , so those who use my package , Im sorry :(

There is too much I want to learn and not enough time 😭

It's not much, but this is where I code and I love it! Better cluttered than empty...

The original idea is not mine, but I can't tell you how much fun I've had with this

Please tell me how much do you HATE yourself for owning 0 / not enough bitcoins.

I'm a newbie when it comes to programming. The thing I like about devRant is that I'm learning how not to be "that guy" from everyone's complaints.

Here's to devRant teaching us newbs how to not make as much of a mess of things.

!rant at all

My boss might quit. He's apparently tired of the abuse our job entails.

I'm not seeing much "abuse" except from him.

The single most productive thing I've done today was teaching my colleague how to send GIFs over Slack...

Built my first little app and put it on my phone 👶 it's not much and comes mainly from a udemy course, but hey it's a step.

I cleared data from app to restore notifications on my phone... forgot how much the white background hurts.

Was not expecting that

I'm not usually one to spend much time on my phone but I have devRant for 1w now and I spend so much time on it (not to mention all the smiling and giggling some of the posts cause) it caused a colleague to ask it I got a boyfriend... 😅

Check out Gotify! (if you want, of course)

I'm not involved in the project but it's pretty much a self hosted and fully open source pushover alternative which is NOT dependent on Google services.

Going to try it out tonight :D

Not much of a ranter but happy to be a supporter.
Go @dfox and @trogus. Go devRant. 😄

Anyone else have to deal with an asshole who refuses to use the git repo? Not sure how much longer I can hold onto my sanity.

"we use machine learning to ..."
Ffs you're interviewing a developer, not pitching to a investor. We know how much machine learning you use.

Customer: The pages x and y are not displayed in the menu of my website.

Me: I've added another menu level. This level wasn't planned. Your pages will now be displayed.

Customer: Do you think I have too much menu levels?

Me (what I want to say): YES. You have too much of EVERYTHING! Too much menu levels, too much useless pages, too much bad formatting, too much different font colors in one fucking sentence! Your website is crap at all.

Me (what I said): No, it's okay.

I hate customers.

It's 👏 not 👏 much 👏 but 👏 it's 👏 mine 👏

"I'm sure I can implement this very easily, it's not much work"
*takes 10 days*

I learnt to navigate in Vim 🤩.

Ik it's not much. But had heard so much about Vim and Emacs (tho still don't know why are they so popular, or how to use them), but I kept my distance after the first time I could not quit the application.

This was a picture I found from about a couple years ago. My aunt got me the shirt for my birthday.

much frustration

ver not wow.

So much shit to learn not enough time.

The worst part about having a job that is not related to programming is that I don't have as much time to code as I would like to :(

Any Typescript users here? I feel like it's not used as much as it should.

Meet my new toy, Centos7 as of this afternoon (once I get the usb burned and installation done)

She's not much to look at, but she's mine.

Alright! so it's not much but my game engine is slowly gaining actually useful features, just finished implementing a basic sprite class that now renders basic sprites!

It may not be much but kind of proud at how well I have been able to just pick up Vala from scratch and start building something!

After being in China for one week,I realized how much I actually use Google during the day.don't know how they do this but even using a VPN is not a solution most of the times :-? At least devRant is not blocked here;)

Some years ago I was in cyber security in the military being shown some new tech for our use. Was challenged to try and get past it after being explained it's basics. Took me one long line in Linux about 10 seconds.
Anomaly detection firewall with machine learning seemed like a good idea.
Setting it to aggressive response and then change the package header to the firewall's own address however made it kill itself.

We didn't deploy that firewall that I know of.

Not sure Python is really that much easy !🤣🤣

Not sure why, but I had so much trouble writing 3 letters today

> Best part about working from home?

"People don't give me as much shit for having a wank during standups" - not me, but I wish it was

Dear, google chrome browser. Please stop taking up so much RAM. You are a browser not a game. Worst browser ever.

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

"Not very much"
- My sister, 2016

How clients tend to not understand how much work developing a "simple" or "small" feature can be.

Hey add live chat, that's easy right?

Chrome is too too heavy. Even my IDE does not eat this much memory :sigh:

I contributed to my first open source project on GitHub. It is so much better and fun to do. Why have I not been doing this since 🤔😊😁

As lead developer I was not allowed to implement automated testing as "we don't have time for that" - you have no idea how much time it would save!

How I spend my time during lockdown?

Not much, just growing beer garlic🧄

Java: Cannot convert int to Boolean.
Me: Wait what?.. Ohhh *cries*

I've had too much Vitamin C / C++..
Not used to computer liking me and not letting me shot my head of.. I love you too, Java ..

Hit over 300 downloads on NPM! Not much, but it feels good and makes working on open source projects all the more worth it.

Gradle taking too much time to finish?
No problem I make it show me its status at the bottom of each website I visit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

To her friend: "I downloaded myself a lot more RAM last night, my laptop is so much faster!"
...
No, person on the bus, you did not download extra RAM. Sorry.

Just moved into new "office" :D
It's not much, but it's an upgrade

Hmm, have not seen so much hate for a currency!

Sometimes am really pissed off with stack overflow, it won't let you comment if you have less points.
Its like yeah, you can make an answer with every stupid shit possible but no, you can't comment or get any good author's attention, he might be meditating -_-

Why is my CSS not working?

*adds !important*

Ah much better.

I forgot how much i love godot, started a game yesterday and its already mostly functional.

Also im not a pirate irl, just wanna flex my 40k+

I'm not much of a dev, I just wanted a snazzy avatar...

All I want for Christmas is.... for Windows 10 search bar to respond and work in a reasonable amount of time and not suck so much.

Windows should not exist.

Imagine what the world would look like if everyone were only using *nix like Os's everywhere.
How much technology could be more refined and advanced.

Gave the office a pack of paperclips.

Whole team has been playing like cats. Not much work was done today.

"Like McDonalds proves, popular doesn’t necessarily mean good. I’m not particularly interested in what’s popular; I’m much more interested in what’s good." - Kris Sowersby

Not much of a rant, but my Mail server is under attack by an IP in Ukraine. Fun stuff.

I'm not much of a believer but this could be true. Happy Diwali everyone.

Apparently I'm not dishonest enough about my mistakes owing up to my mistakes too much when interacting customers. Fuck me for being honest, I guess?

I've made 200 dollars in 2 weeks with fiverr back in the days. Completely fucken drunken all the time.

Not much money, but a very nice experience :D

-not commenting
-leaving console logs behind in production
-not testing if it works in IE
-using root too much
-using if instead of switch
-never staying consistent with naming conventions
-starting projects and never finishing

I don't care how much VB6 is bla bla bla... We are not in the 2006 anymore.

Funny how human brains are never satisfied.

Not much to be done at work today? My job is unproductive and I am wasting my time.

Too much work? You think you fucking own me, bitches!!

If your cookie preference setting doesn't include triple chocolate then it's not much of a cookie preference setting

[random article] - interesting TITLE.

Click.
checks scroll bar - not much
Quick read.

read
read
read..

hmmm

read
read
read

hmm seems forever that i'm reading.
something's not right

check
check
chek m**F8d8fd , it loading a freaking 3000 words article with ajax.

Waste so much time trying to NOT do html and css.

But i really do hate css......

Not sure if this counts as a dev skill but

Not needing sleep anymore.

Imagine how much time you had if you didn't need to waste several hours a day just sleeping

A chick asked how much I earn, and I politely declined to answer.

She seemed annoyed and insisted, nudging me by saying how much she earns.

Again I told her I'd rather not say.

She got mad, started trying to emotionally blackmail me into telling her my salary...

This must be a red flag cuz I don't give two fucks about how much money people I date earn/have and expect them to either respect or share my view

Is it possible to die from sleep deprivation?

I don't want to die. Please help me :/

The performance is based on how much code you wrote that day.

Not mine though, i heard/read it from somewhere else.

But that’s fucked up, right?

My colleague does not use git (well, not for much), hates all external frameworks, and when he sees my code he tells me "that's not how I would have done this", every single goddamn time. Aaand we are the only two developers in our company.

frameworks are great and all but it gets much harder to google stuff. a lot of people use php, not that many use cake

Worst part about being a visual designer?
Looking at anything that's a pixel too much to left/right/top/bottom and not being able to UN-see it

Been developing a Java app for 3 months, including basically everything from aop to rest services.

Meeting with po:
Me: So, guess how many loc I wrote.
Po: 400?
Me: *laughs* I'll get to 10.000 this week.

MAN COMES IN WITH CHANGING REQUIREMENTS ON AN HOURLY BASIS YET STILL DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH WORK ALL THIS SHIT IS!!

3 store types I require supervision in: shoe store, technology store, and hardware store...

Not a rant!

But I had to share that I just got my first job in IT while being a first year Software Engineer student! Being a webmaster at a store that operates on campus! Not much, but it's something!

So we can store so much data, hdd not required

8, simply because I'm not payed for extra 😁 and neither I'm gonna accept if proposed with payment, I'm not that much greedy about money and I prefer way more the work-life balance

There's not much fighting on devrant since all of us are suffering

When you spend so much time using PHP that you start naming variables with $ in other languages without releasing.

bool $haha = true;
if (haha) ...
haha is not defined.

Boss: "how is the project going? When will you be finished? It's not that much to do right?"
Me - I'm stuck in my spaghetti. Not even started to implement things - fuck

Translation: "how much do you charge/ to do this tattoo, about 70 cm/ on a guy who's not awake"

I'm not qualified to say anything here, I'm a junior as well, but something general that I picked up:

Not everything needs to be object oriented.
Writing 5 functions and calling it a day is often much better than needing 13 classes and 4 interfaces.

I sing in an acapella group
But not just any acapella group...
An all-male acapella group
Not much nerdier than that, I'd say.

@dfox ++ed my rant !
my day is complete.
my life is complete.
my code though...not so much.

The student assistant gave me a half point penalty for writing down to much comments! Direct translation:
To much of this kind of comments is not needed, the code itself is clear on its own.

new Post<question> {
Getting another Raspi 3 B soon! What should I do with it besides setting up a not-much-used webserver?
};

who the fuck decided macos not showing the file path in finder etc is the default

also not having a home directory available by default in the side bar

i fucking hate you so much

My setup. Not much but im proud to say that i didnt overspend in parts (ok mwy the mastercase 5 was not necessary but it looks sick imo). Just need a proper 2nd screen and then a 3 rd and a 4th....

When internet is not working:
Oh my so much I could have done!

When it starts working:
What was I supposed to do

"If you knew how much work went into it, you would not call it genius." - Michelangelo

When Hackathon Hackers uses "node.js" so much that I'm not sure if it's actually useful or just a joke anymore....

Arrived. After making the order, the company contacted me to make sure its not a misstake :D I'm having so much fun (wasted time) with this ancient tech.

Post joke get some nice upvotes.

Post actual rant , not so much 😂😂😂

too much caffeine will not kill you

not much
i have to share my desk with some one

good thing is i can tolerate the other person

!rant
Have you ever gone to a bar just for the purpose of beer-coding/barcoding?
I just did it and it is awesome, but too much beer is not helping very much for difficult tasks...

GOOGLE WANTS TO KILL THE URL..

Umm... that's ok. But I like URL to know where exactly I'm. They should not be very long and should be in the language I can understand.

So hiding rest part of the URL will not impress me much.

Front-end programmers work on all the snazzy Javascript that you may not be aware you rely on so much when killing time on StumbleUpon.

Whoever wrote apache poi does not seem to like Microsoft Office formats very much.

Who actually uses AMP.
I think it's better to just not use much just at all

Google should not have this much control over the damn browser market. I wish Mozilla were more powerful.

However pathetic it may sound, I haven't. I've made good acquaitances, yes. But friends...

Last I had friends was in my first uni years. Long, long ago. After that - they went on their path and I - on mine. Work, family, personal projects and sometimes moto rides - that's my life now. Not really much time for friends. Not really much time to make any. Not enough time in a day to think/worry about it, not to mention reconsider my priorities/choices.

I'm not up to date so much in here but we do have spambots in devRant now?

so i gave in and started learning JavaScript, its not as bad as i thought, really prefer the es6 stuff, makes some things so much simpler.

Dear recruiter,

Open space is not a perk.
If someone tells you they want remote, not bit of remote or any other indication,
Why would you ask how much remote is ok?

If someone tells you "i want open space" would you ask "how much open space? Like half office?" No, you wouldn't.
But for sure, what is not acceptable when someone tells you they want remote is answering "that's a shame" if you want to get a developer a job, work, if you want to get cash because of a developer then do that.

Did not expect when I joined this new startup that there would as much technical debt as there is

Thought;
Why is there not much support behind the open and free CA "CACert" that has been around much longer then Let's Encrypt?

2 birds, 1 stone...

Thanks @dfox for the awesome and much anticipated stickers. Still not decided where they're going, but probably on my MacBook Pro.

Here's my humble setup, @localhost

I missed you guys sooooo much!
Haven't seen you all since last year ;-;

No, I'm not sorry.

its not imposter syndrome

i've got over 6 years in industry and i still hardly have a fucking clue what im doing or a proper foundation

not like school covered much if anything relevant to industry anyway

welp

Devs: Early birds or night owls?

Me: Definitelly night owl, can not wake up before 10 and sometimes working till morning. I know it is bad for health but I can not help myself. Being much more creative and productive at night.

The one thing they do not say about low-code tools is how much code you have to write when their undocumented garbage doesn't fucking work.

Never be a perfectionist. I am one and it kills me inside. 99% of the time I am not happy with what I did because I know I can do better. Especially on exams. Not because of the grade but because I am not on par with what I know I can do. Its pissing me of so fucking much. Fucking bullshit. Why do I suck so fuckibg much ffs. For real: you should never become a perfectionist because I see what it does to me

I wanted to write: useFetchData
I ended up writing: useFartData

not much of a difference just different wording 🤷🏻

Next year we start web developing in school. Everybody seems to despise it, but since I do not have much experience: Is it really that terrible developing for the www?

So apple might finnaly offer a MacBook air revision that is under $1000 USD this year... Let's hope it's not too much in Australia and a MacBook air might not be so fucking pointless now!

Seeing lot of images these days, not sure how much space this is going to cost devrant? @dfox (I love GIFs though)

That Awesome moment when u cross 1000 rep in Stack overflow SO !😊
One of the best days ! (Not much of a rep but still)

There should be a new boolean called "Not sure". I wonder how much it can change the logic of every language.

My perfect scenario of a lap dance is when I can sit 2 laptops on my lap 😂

An incomplete list of 2018 personal dev goals:

* do more web development (It's fun. In a crude way.)
* finish the smart lamp I started building in 2016 ...
* fix up more electronic devices while learning their inner workings
* learn Python and some other language
* get myself a blog again
* get that testautomation thing which is haunting me in my dreams already to production
* be more relaxed
* do some home automation while not cursing all that much

Took about 67 hours to do homework task and still not got the job offer. And they kept asking few times when I will send the task, because they saw me as very likely me fitting, so I thought there is high chance to get and was motivated to do the homework.
Of course that much time took because I did not know technologies, it would be much less if I knew tech.
But at least learned new tech.

After creating my own PHP MVC framework with Twig as templating engine, everything is now so simple and so fast, I juat cant belive how much I understand now. The development is just so smooth, you know exactly what to do all the time... And for my simple project, it does not even hurt that much to use PHP (and its even strictly typed 7.2, so not that bad). I think that I am in love. ❤

Q: Your biggest dev career dream?

A: To finish my thesis, get a job, where I can peacefully code. And to earn enough money (does not mean rich) to just live a comfortable live without worrying about money too much.

Am I asking for too much?
Whats with you? What is your biggest career dream?

It's not such a good way to disconnect from work to hang out with friends, drink too much, and start coding Python in the sand of a park.

"If you knew how much work went into it, you would not call it genius." - Michelangelo

My eyes are burning. Too much color on the notifications page, evil avatars.

There should have been a warning "Do not open in dark!"

Enough alcohol to make the day bearable but not so much I forget how to write code

You know you have been working so much, that you have not visited devRant for a long time

Just a thought: wouldn't P2P greatly reduce server expenses and be much faster for people not in the US?

how infuriating is it when you (very much not a frontend dev) have to do "tweaks" to the UI

look at that... was trying to use shortcuts and ended up with rotated screen. laughed my ass of, why on earth windows.? :D :D :D actually couldn't undo it the same way and had to use gui :D :D

While listening to Algo and Data struct teacher, a friend of mine ("Blue Hair") told me about devRant. Guess i'm going to learn not much about BST today.

How much is your max up-time on raspberry pi?
Can it survive being on all the time? The board seems not made out of premium stuff

There's an angular project at work.

I guess they know about as much about angular as I do (not much)

Because the error page isn't working, so when you get an error, you infinite loop and DDoS yourself.

It actually crashes my (admittedly subpart) desktop.

Guess I'll be learning how to fix that.

My body is begging me to sleep, but there is so much caffeine in my blood that brain is not letting me to do so....

Way too much stuff is having a Y2K type date error in 2020! So frustrating that people did not even think 10 years ahead. All this stuff is solved already and not implementing it well is just lazy.

Kinda wanna say my teammates are incompetent morons but the truth is I'm not much better

So saying that about them would be admitting it about myself

Always thought a "scrolling distance"-counter would be neat on Facebook, so that people can realize how much scrolling they do. Not sure if I want that on devRant, though... 8)

Hackathon morning 2 of 3. Did not sleep. Also didn’t accomplish much. Researching counts as participation, right? *eyes crossing*

"If you knew how much work went into it, you would not call it genius." - Michelangelo

I'm not a dev, but the laziest thing I do is probably not programming at all or just copying stuff without much thinking... just not really trying

HJSON is as much not trying to be YAML as C# totally wasn't a Java clone.

Google's privacy sandbox. The latest evil empire is 10x more monopolistic than MS in the 90s. Not excusing any of that behavior. Just noting that it's now much much worse.

Switched from Chrome to Vivaldi. Gotta say experience is much more pleasant. Interface is beautiful and customizable to my liking and not such whether I'm imagining it but my laptop battery seems to drain much less

The ability to find a cushy job with comfortable pay, benefits, and security. I don't want much, I just want to not have to need much ever again.

I'm guilty of not showing as much love to comments as to rants.

I'm not even done with this code and I am already dreading maintaining it. There is so much magic.

After responding to that rant asking our ages I realised how much fucking time I have wasted. I'm not afraid of aging, but man, if I had started learning programming two or even one year ago I'd know so much more right now. But fuck, I've been procrastinating life for 21 years. 21 FUCKING YEARS!

So, WPA2 was proven not fully secure. Wonder how much time it will take for most devices to be patched...

When you get shocked to see if someone can hate Stackoverflow this much. Troll == Infinity
P.S. zoom if you can't see the image clearly. Sorry for not SO clear screenshot

I'm surprised how there's not much discussion about E3 here

Anyone?
What are your thoughts on the surprises of this day?

!rant

I’m not so often here, but as much as I’m, I love this platform.

Top challenge of my career?

Balance. Money, stress, learning. I've only ever had 1 or 2 at optimal levels.

Currently have OK salary, not much stress, but not learning much.

3D design is much more easier to learn than 2D design

Hold your tongue, i'm not arguing with you
🙄🚶🚶

That's not even PHP.

I hate jQuery stock code photos so much. Almost as much as I hate jQuery.

I've got tens of thousands of lines (maybe hundreds 🤷‍♂️) in open source bits and pieces. Much of it my own, but also other projects.

Not seen a penny, but never expected to. That's not why I do it.

Maybe I've spent too much time around marketers or maybe it's just my OCD... but for the love of God people, when referencing the app we all use and love can we not at least use the proper case?

It's devRant. Not DevRant. 😑

Not really a developer thing but...
I was bored so I took apart a 360 hard drive to prove to a friend it's not much different from a computer one

Just special adapter and formatting

Trying to manage and develop five massive projects does not leave much free time and does not do much for my sanity.

Overall not much, but I think I would have moved on faster and harder. Definitely spent a bit too much time on a salary that was well below market rate just because I was overly-cautious about moving.

I want to take advantage of amazon's prime day. But there's not much "techie" on sale.

Not so much of a "tool" but as someone with a small monitor, I can't imagine my life without workspace in linux and/or virtual desktop on win 10

Why are all the developers non-athletic? I have never seen a bodybuilder developer and not much sports events happens in a software company !!

The few times I utilize my resources. Generating Videos. Not so much of a PC gamer

Not much of a rant, just laughing at myself. Typed in docker run android instead of cordova run android and sat there waiting for a minute or 2 😂

After 4 years of being cautious not to stir the waters it happened again. There was much gratefulness. Then there was much hate. Yesterday I accidentally replaced 17 people department with 3 scripts.

The new samsung s8 phones: not much innovation but great execution!

Thought after spending more than two days after a VBA non-sense flaw:

People that say that VBA is not that bad simply don’t have that much experience in VBA.

Not sit at any computer too much.

For me is the same Friday than Monday. I do not know if it is good or bad. Maybe it is good because I do not hate my job or bad because I do not make so much fun on weekends. 😗😗

I had to argue with my lead today, to prove that docker is actually a container technology and not a CI CD pipeline -_-
That too in the team meeting.

P.S. Not much of his fault though, as ours is a mobile app development team :/

When you've got so much theory work to do for a Software Engineering final year that you've not actually developed anything for ages!

Can not wait to get to my graduate job!