Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

Keep backups in a safe place ;)

She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉

I want a TV program like "Kitchen Nightmares" but with IT companies.
And with Linus Torvalds in place of Gordon Ramsey

Special place in hell for those who have autoplay video on their website, especially news sites

its happening.
its finally being blown out of existence!!!!!!

Farewell flash, my old friend. you have no place in the web today

I sometimes correct people's PRs from under the shower or from the toilet, but my favorite place to code are in the dune forests (Netherlands).

Most unusual place would be operating room at the hospital though, getting my leg/foot bugfixed after a car accident. I asked the surgeon if it was OK if I brought my phone in, to distract myself, so I went through some code cleanup tasks.

Nothing has ever taken the place of floppy disks' drive letters (A: and B:) . They will fovever have their place in our hearts and in the alphabet.

see you in hell mac mini, the raspberry pi is taking your place connected to the tv.

when $25 of Linux out performs $300 of apple.

There is special place in hell for developers who make add-on for Internet Explorer and Edge.

You know you're in the right place when you're given a 2k$ laptop for free 😎

"I forgot how to program!"

"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"

Programming class is fun.

Hello! I am Johnny Knoxville and tonight on Jackass...we test in prod with no back out plan in place...and then I will glue Bam's hand to his dick while he's sleeping.

When you come to work destroyed by all years worked in same place, but first - tea

Just realized my girlfriend uses me in place of a rubber duck for debugging.

I live in a place where my internet is taken down by rain

So yeah, I got the first place in codecanyon's "Top New Authors" for the month of april and it feels awesome 😎😎

1. Applied to a tech company based in Seattle
2. Interviewed
3. Got rejected because "At the moment, they do not hire international students."

Then, why did you interview me in the first place? :')

I just wasted two hours trying to fix a bug that never existed in the first place. 🤦‍♂️

If you write documentation and no one reads it, did you ever write it in the first place?

Closes the devRant app just to open it again 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

//Suddenly a thought hits - why the fuck did I closed it in first place?

Can't find any quiet place in my uni. And for some reason it's always a group of girls giggling. They're always there. Every fucking corner of this campus. But I do know one place they never are...

You guessed it.

The Computer Science building.

Me on Slack:

I was looking for the `busy` status here in slack but there's only `active` and `away`. That's when I realized why this app was called `Slack` in the first place. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Developers who use JavaScript "eval(...)" deserve a normal place in hell.
Developers who use JavaScript eval() within eval() deserve the most special place in hell. 🔥

Best part in my work place:
My Bluetooth headphones are still working inside the bathroom!

Favourite place to get updated on news in the programming world and why?

The coffee shop isn't a secure place to talk about business confidential information. I might be at the table next to you, but I'm in your same industry.

There will be a special place in hell for those who will use Internet Explorer from year 2017.

This will always hold a special place in my heart.. Makes me so nostalgic every time. It's what got me into computers

Email html/css makes me hurt in my heart place

There's a few people in here who are clearly mentally ill and using devrant instead of getting help.

I just want to say thank you to those individuals for making this place what it is! This place would suck without you.

Just got my stickers! 2 months later 😂 Thanks. trying to fit in right place :D

In my new job, we all make fun of PHP. Love this place.

Dont work in the place where pm doesnt have tech background

You know you are in the wrong place when you've to use your Mouse more than your Keyboard...

Designing an app sure takes some time, but at the end it feels amazing when everything is in place.

Finished this bad boy today

Objective c is the ugliest most esoteric programming language there is and it has no place in modern development.

Irony is when I just interviewed a person in my current workplace right after giving an interview for a new job in another place

So today I saw this guy:

long size = long.MaxValue;
//method that may or may not set
//size

int[] array = new int[size];

Apparently we are processing blu-ray movies in place in memory.

I wonder if someone ever did the //TODOs or fixed the //FIXMEs I left in the code the last place I worked at 🤔

There is a special place in hell for people that do custom smooth scrolling on their websites.

Websites that send a mail to confirm me unsubscribing from their mails need a special place in hell.

I typed "goto the place..." somewhere and later realized that "go" and "to" are two different words in real life.

Borrowed from another place because it burns right in the feels

You can say what you want but cloud services are awesome. I can literally throw my laptop in a bag, travel to the most beautiful place in the world and work from there.

!Dev. Just back from the supermarket. Seriously there should be a special place in hell for people who leave their trolley at right angles to the aisle. The place was full of them today. Still it was fun ramming their trolleys out of the way, preferably sending them scooting away down the aisle.

Finally got access to repo in my new work place (bank). Now I'm considering keeping my money buried somewhere instead of using bank accounts...

Just spent 3-4 hours trying every possible solution for fixing a strange bug. Turned out it was caused by a closing tag in the wrong place...

Does anyone here actually work in Silicon Valley?

Or is that place just a myth?

Devrant's place in my life

Someone talk to me while I am busy.

Him: I think this table is in the wrong place.
Me:... Excuse me, I didn't hear you, what did you say?
Him: it's in the wrong place..

WHAT is in the wrong place motherfucker.. I didn't hear the whole sentence.. what the shit..

Someone else or it's just me?

So I'm on a holiday in Germany and apparently the place where I'm staying "verifies" the connected devices to their WiFi manually

C#

Little Sister: Why is the hashtag in the wrong place?

Me: Kid, that's not a hashtag. That is a sharp. C - sharp.

Stackoverflow, the place in which those who search for Javascript will almost certainly leave with jQuery.

you dont get to be impatient if you didnt explain it clearly in the first place.

idiot.

Was my prev dev fucking high or what?
Who names an UPDATE Query as delete.
That shitfuck deserves a special place in hell.

Just moved to my own place, got more work done in 48hrs than I could've in a double that time with flatmates around. 💃👯

Now about that monitor setup...

There is a special place in hell for people who commits trailing whitespace.

I saw lights and got in ... What it this place ?
And hello everybody I guess

there should be a special place in hell for people who use inline css style.

Truth can only be found in one place: the code.
-Robert C. Martin

Some honest to God declarations are in place here! Hope no new js frameworks get added before this rant is seen.

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

There’s a special place in hell for fuckwits who create tickets and don’t include the fucking error message.

No matter what JS framework/library holds the #1 spot at any given time, jQuery will always have a special place in my heart.

Looks like my awful pun got a place in googles search results. Nice.

"Do you have enough bandwidth?"
"No."
*Passes me another project

Whats the entire point of asking in the first place?

Google Doodles : A place where I learned history of my country and world more than I've learned in my history class.

There's a place in Hell for those who ask a question, find the answer, and never report back on their findings.

Got a really incredible job offer today in a place that sounds really peaceful...

Small company.
3 months in.
My boss leaves for vacation.
I take his place.
Holy shit, this is intense.
One week down, two to go.

My wife broke up with me.

This is probably the worst place in the world to post this.

wake up - go work - code - leave work - go home - code - go sleep - repeat

"If you dig a hole and it’s in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn’t going to help." - Seymour Chwast

I find this machine with some rubber ducks in a local Denny’s place

Accidently removed some essential code and no version control is in place

Nope, in my place it is...

1. Chrome
2. IE

Thank me later when you get a job here, probably shouldn't

People who claim macos don't hang are liars. They deserve a special place in hell.

I googled - "What does refresh from windows right click menu do?"

I got a reply - "Search instead for why the hell it is there in first place"

I intend to MAXIMIZE the background music because the SEO GIRL has the biggest mouth ever like its a market place! What in the world?

Last day at work, and management place a "IT revision plan" in my lap.

Nope

"We updated our privacy policy"

-expression, english. Usually used in place of "we gave zero shits about our users privacy" or "we str8 up boolin on u lol".

Stack Overflow taught me to place all my respect for fellow users in a near arbitrary score.

As a new user here I feel trapped...

My manger get 4 promotions
While you're stuck in the same place,
Time to move?

Firefox: You know what our users need?
Ads in new tabs!

FML

Yes I know it is "optional" but why should it be there in the first place?

what is your favourite quote for programming?
This is mine :Truth can only be found in one place: the code.

When you change 200 lines of code all over the place in a class and then realize that you forgot to pull 17 commits from origin 😖

When manager scolds you for the team but there was some other lazy ass who didn't put his work in place.

There is special place in hell for those people who don't comment their shit code.

>coding something
>come up with a brilliant idea
>coding that idea
>in that time you forgot what you have coding in the first place

From Gitlab: "So in other words, out of 5 backup/replication techniques deployed none are working reliably or set up in the first place."

I'm in a place where running npm install takes up to 10mins, so I reuse the node_modules folder.😅

I can't stress this enough. If you work in a loud place: ear defenders!

Fuck my hearing fuck!

I swear to God there is a special place in hell for people that ask for updates on shit when they are not even paying.

Being lazy is ok.
But I believe there certainly is a special place in hell for people that use "transition: all" in CSS.

because every idea and solution to problems comes at the peaceful place in the whole world :D

When coworkers think the kitchen is a place to have personal conversations and close it's door - obnoxious when you want to get a cup of coffee in the company public place .....

!wk119_compliant

Sadly I don't have an nice view in a less than 20km range from my place. so this is the indoor.

FLASH ON View:

I wanted to see what would happen if I let a computer type for me.

It was able to reach 770 WPM but then my browser started to crash. So this is the best I could do. It doesn't look like the website was equipped for robots. Oops

Fuck vue, react AND angular... this will always have a special place in my heart

Describe one devRant member in the comments (not yourself)!

@trogus is designer that made devRant the beautiful place it is now. It is often overshadowed by @dfox, but without him, especially the beautiful avatars, this place wouldn't be half as popular as it is.

It's interesting to me... a lot of the rants I see here are all like "just started this new job and this place is SO fucked". Talking about how there's no process, no source control, terrible code, etc.

I say it's interesting because most of the time the thought that goes through my head is "that sounds fun as hell!"

Like, spend as many years at a place as I have, a place where there's SO much process and SO many controls and all of that... you know, the whole "big enterprise" mindset... and the idea of being able to come in to a place that's kind of wild west and actually work to FIX the place, to have freedom to change direction and innovate and not be locked in to all sorts of rules, is kind of exciting.

(you know, assuming it's a place and a position where that's possible at all... but at this point in my career, I'd only take a position where I had that kind of authority from the start, and as long as I have the authority then I'm happy to take on the responsibility and I'm up for the challenge)

I just spent the last 4 hours lip-syncing audio to an animation.

I forget why i was doing that in the first place...

there's a special place for people who write empty catch blocks INTENTIONALLY ..

try{

... do something that may produce NPE;

} catch {Exception fuckYou){

// go die in a fire

}

im watching Zuckerbergs hearing in the eupa right now and i already want to punch Zuckerbergs face for his promisses to improve Facebook that should be standard in the first place.

We won a competition - it was the first time he has taken part on it - and we had 1. place (me :p) and 2. place.

He was happy like a small kid, hung the certificate on the wall, made photos with our principal and the winners and we got in the newspaper xD

There is a special place in hell for people who drink the last of the coffee and don't make a new pot!

Undefined behaviours in C deserve a place in hell..

I'm still a student, so I hope to find a job in the first place

I live in such a remote place where we have to wait 6 hours to download a 3 hour Movie, (That too, at just 720p).

:/

In the news today, a city in Lebanon fell victim to some sort of explosion, which was captured by hundreds of civilians via cell phone recording.

In other news today, millions of people learned Lebanon is a real place.

Im listening to 8D music (sound vibrations in 8 dimensions) and it is weird as fuck

Feels like i am in a giant and small room in the same time, at place A while being at place B in the same time because the vibrations cycle around you to create an illusion of offset spatial divergence

"Truth can only be found in one place: the code ." - Robert C. Martin

Myself

The place is poorly run, I drink beer at my desk in secret or worse have tantrums like a 2 year.

The biggest challenge I face at work is having to sit in one place and work all day. Office feels like a prison. I miss working from home.

The feeling of the one error that you’ve been beating yourself over the head for...

And realize it was all your fault in the first place.

Thank you to everyone who voted! STRIFE came first place in this weeks round! See you all in the finals :)

There is a special place in hell for all PMs

I put up an alias called

coolness = ls - R /

Just to be sure that I will be able to impress anyone quickly enough in case I will be working in a public place
XD

You can be the best JavaScript developer ever, but if you write "==" in place of "===" without a valid reason, I won't take you seriously

The new devRant long story feature is great! Very nice to have them in one place. Thanks devRant team!

W3school, I know nothing about webdesign... But that table-text doesn't seem in place..

@dfox thanks for the stickers. Was saving them a place in the corners.

When you are looking for the perfect job in the perfect place... but in the wrong time...

Only devRant stickers deserves a place in my mac...

Just came across devdocs.io
All doc's in one place, very nice.

people that answer a question with another fucking irrelevant question should have a special place in hell !!

why dont you just answer the fucking question when in the first place i asked you politely and nicely !!

the question doesn't even deserve a fucking follow up question in the first place !!

you've wasted both our time with your stupidity!!

People should have mandatory lessons in vector processing.

In canteen, after lunch, there were 4 places you could place your trays. But only small, one-way corridor, for one person at a time to get there.

Every person picked the first place and while they were placing the tray, people behind them had to wait. Huge line started to form. If they, instead, always picked the last empty place, all tray places would be occupied for longer and the processing speed could increase almost 4 times.
Textbook vector processing example.

There might be a special place in hell for the creator of JavaScript. He hacked something in a couple weeks and this monstrosity has been causing hell for devs since the 90s.

Developers who don’t use silent switches on their installers have a special place in Hell reserved for them!

Our boss has organized a personal trainer so he makes workouts with us every Thursday in the working place. Then you realize how much you are sitting in front of the computer. Just awesome.

What's your fav place to live in future, ranters?

People who have personal experience,

What's the best place to do micro-jobs for like $10-$50 that I can do as a freelancer in like an hour? Is Fiverr a good place?

- They had an error in production
- Almost one year without looking in this codebase
- Last backend dev in the building
- 1h debugging and reading the Stack Trace
- Had a feeling, and changed the place of a single asterisk (groovy's spread operator in the wrong place)
- Now everything is working, our PM is happy, and the client didn't even noticed
- Probably the shortest commit I've ever done

It was a good day :D

oh fuuuck!
hate that feeling to see in around my place many companies searching for devs but im not skilled enough yet to apply 😢

Standing in a meeting for the past hour to which I shouldn't have been invited in the first place.

How do you handle working in a place with people when you're anxious and awkward af.

When the junior fe pushes directly to the brunch you are working on and crashes everything

And he doesnt answer in slack

Loooooove this place

Devs who log exception messages without trace deserve a special place in hell

Hi all. I'm new here. I hope I'm in the right place to ${whateverReason} with ya all.

Favorite place to code include:
+ Bed (laying down)
+ Bed (sit up with pillow fort)
+ Bathroom (with laptop wrapped in plastic food wraping in bath)
+ Bathroom (on toilet)

Ever pivoted so hard that you forgot what the original idea was in the first place?

Can your iPhone do this...
Take a screenshot of you trying to save your own screenshot and then save its own screenshot in place of your screenshot.

Finally Google kills off a product no-one wanted in the first place! First genuinely exciting announcement from Google in a LONG time. Good riddance Google+!

The man who invented the keyboard with unaligned Enter, Right Shift and Right Ctrl deserves a special place in hell

Non-coding Project Managers who take on projects without consulting their developers on the possibility/ impossibility of a project have a special place in hell.

In 2006, everyone thought that earth will be a better place ten years later...

Then came Pokémon Go.

Fuck environments without direct internet access and only http proxy in place.

That is all, thank you for listening

TFW your place of employment is slowly self-destructing because the owners have their heads in the sand.
Time for an exit strategy.

Probably the autosave feature in our medical eForm application. You might think that doesnt sound unnecessary, but it was built to solve a problem that shouldnt have existed in the first place.
Autosave was put in place to rescue as much data as possible in the event that the app randomly crashed while a paramedic was filling in a form.
So in one sense it was a necessary feature because the app was so unstable. But on the other hand, if the app was built properly it would never have been needed.

Where's the safest place to be when a atomic war start? on some island in the pacific right? I'll go there.

You truly question decision of studying in the current place of employment when you make more money with a side hustle than the salary couple of months in a row

I went to state competitions, had 9 compile errors in my code, said screw it I'm turning it in, didn't worry the rest of the day while having fun, didn't place, didn't care

Just went for a job interview, best place I've seen in a while. Stuff seems to be on the up!

Stumbled upon this place in Amsterdam today.

not actually a coworker, but I had to take the place of this guy who made the whole websites layouts in tables. in 2012

Oh boy, please don't fuck a girl in public place! Her scream really violated my hearing ability!

Anyway I'm inside my room. The sound is fascinating loud.

Russia took the second place in the list of the most corrupt countries, because we paid the bribe not to take the first.

I am famous in my worplace not coz I am good at what I do..its coz my gf works in same place #NerdGotGf 😁

Let me just put all this code in one place, get things working first I'll split it later.

In a train, this is how they show the place of an outlet. That Intel logo is priceless

I like this place so much, I tried to ++ a message that made me laugh in a WhatsApp group chat😅

How many devs here never joined a college and now are in good place in a company or freelancing? How did you get your job?

Its fucked how you can put spf and dkim in place and your legitimate emails are still blocked but yet you can receive viagra emails daily

Never had confidence in my skills in the first place

Does everyone here either is a web related developer? It seems like embedded software developers are a rare kind in this place.

Does your place think that a CS graduate can fix your refrigerator or toaster? I have been told that very often in my place

Thank god for the positive ranters.. hating rants in a row would make this place depressing

Fucking Kubernetes tutorials on youtube. I still have no clue on why. I just get the how.

Fucking explain why we need it in the first place!

TFW I learn Wat Bot is a place in Thailand, not a chatbot expressing confusion.

Just spent the last 3 fucking hours searching in the entirely wrong place for an issue I created somewhere else. Fuck you past me!

>Be me
>Pale af
>Burn easy af
>Start balding in 20s
>That's annoying in the first place
>"JUsT sHaVe yOuR hEaD tHeN"
>Don't like caps/hats
>Live in South Africa, see above about burning

Project Manager is a person who thinks that one woman can deliver 10 babies in 9 months.

There's a special place for this kind of people in hell for ya.

Best place to code: Home! In my bed !
Why ? : Simple ! I can take a quick nap when i am tired and wake up with the solution !

Been at my parents place (in Ostrfriesland) over the weekend.
Only had to fix 2 phones and their printer!

New low score for a long time.

The monotony of begging management for budget to retrofit unit tests which should have been there in the first place is starting to piss me off.

Client emails and asks why a certain element appears on particular page of their website. I respond by saying that they'd asked me to place it there. I then find and forward them the email in which they requested that I place the element on the page. Client replies to forwarded email, "What is this in relation to?".

I must stress that this was all in the space of about two minutes and no other emails were exchanged in-between; there was zero possibility of crossed wires.

How to remain calm when you're asked about an "update" of the work, which never was assigned to you in the first place?

Earning your place in the CAB meetings with all the senior engineers feels like your balls are always on the table and them with baseball bats.

How about for once in your fucking life, before saying that my code is wrong because it is giving you errors, you fucking check to see if you have the semicolons in place

The masculine urge to skew a scredriver in the lungs of the very funny colleague who place several random return statements inside their function

There is a special place in hell reserved for the microsoft guy, who decided it would be a good idea to cache REST calls by default -_-
#why

How do i reject a job offer without saying "you are in the uk, and that place is a shithole" ?

Rustards are the vegans of the dev world. The "written in Rust" and crabs all over the place in project descriptions is cringe af.

I was always fascinated by Silicon Valley(the real place), it seemed like a dream workplace. But ever since I've watched Silicon Valley(the show), I have lost my faith in the place. I used to be amazed by the big people in tech, but now all that's left is skepticism.

Is it really like that in real?

Stickers arrived and in place

All I really need is to sit in a place where nobody can see my screen.

Typical insurance company BS approach.

Listening to xmas music, Spotify ad kicks in about 'just being "hacked"':

Buy our cyber security insurance product to quickly recover and retain liquidity in case of a cyber security beach.

Not a single word about preventing the incidents in the first place...

Lucky to work in a place that doesn't skimp on IT.

DevRant should have a questions and awenser in the more tab so when people have question about DevRant, jobs and other things other people could awenser, I belive that is a good way from keeping rants and memes in a place and Q&A in other place

Lua sucks donkey dick

Where the fuck do I place that end statement in this shit?

So apparently I cannot save my Google Maps "Less interested in ..." food place preferences when my selection includes "Vegan". 🤔

"If I forget the words, they weren’t very memorable in the first place." - Willie Nelson

Remember guys, don't make a bad impression. Keep your Java Scripts in the right place.

Wow, why did it take me so long to find this place... I feel like I'm in angstyheaven... Ah home.

I often ask myself, how this js code ran in the first place without any errors!

When you rewrite a macro 15 times before you realise that you never needed a macro in the first place

Algorithms class assignment..
"Prove that the merge procedure cannot run in place".

Searching google...
There are multiple merge procedures (though super complicated) that run in place.

What's the use of this class if we can't be practical because we must be theoretical, but we can't mention real theoretical stuff because it's so complicated??

I mean we are being told something that is just wrong..

I really hate this fucking professor. She went to Oxford and now thinks she's the smartest person in the universe..

Alright, it's been a while since I expressed my thoughts/feelings but here is what I'm dealing with.

Ever since I was a kid I've played games and even ended up enjoying the testing of new beta games more than actually playing games. The first games I played were atomic bomberman and worms. I was 4 at the time and lived in Denmark. By the age of 6 I moved to The Netherlands and have dealt with 8 years of being bullied for a reason I do not know. So as you can imagine I've dealt with a serious depression for a while and have always felt out of place.

Later after a few failed attempts of following an education I got into development. This was after I wasn't accepted into an education of game design. The course I follow now describes itself as application development but all we're doing there is building websites and not learning a proper way to keep code clean.

In the second year of the three year course we had to follow our first internship. This was the first positive thing I've had with school in my entire life. I ended up working for a company that had a game which tested your skill, the game was used by recruiters for bigger companies to pre select the right people for interviews. I had a look at the code of the game and it was a mess, after a couple of meetings further I managed to get them far enough that I could start working on a complete rewrite of their game.

So far it's been a rough road to becoming a game dev but I most certainly hope to own a studio one day. Now I only need to manage until I've got there