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dad: how come u always on ur computer typing colorful letters and u get paid.
me: it is called coding dad.
dad:
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After a week of failed attempts im about to post my first question on stackoverflow. If i dont return, tell my wife i always hated her.12
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How to present your app/library more positively:
It's slow and bulky -> "It's feature-rich"
It hardly does anything -> "It's lightweight"
It has no comments -> "It's self-documenting"2 -
"Only stay late at work when it makes sense to, otherwise always leave on time. There's always going to be work left, no matter how much you get done in one day."
Best advice ever.
Edit: I have to say it was during my first week in my first recent grad job.2 -
The real battle of distros......😂😂 even till now I have not settled on a Linux distro to use I am always testing them(for 3 years)
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Always wanted to build a URL shortener. Guess what I'm building right now :D (next to working on a blog article)
Somehow this is making me very happy 😊18 -
Best part of being a dev :
You get to live the stereotype. "She doesn't talk much, she is always on her laptop - coding, always has headphones on. Too much of a geek. Let's not invite her to a party. "
No awkward "Uh , I cant come. " Yay! B-)2 -
Actual pro tip: don't push only when you are done with code. Always push when you are done with coding session. Minimize the possibility of data loss and always have your code on the server.8
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Always put yourself out of your comfort zone. Always. It's the main source of both anxiety and personal growth. Don't think that you're a fraud because you can't understand the new stuff right away, how else would you learn? Looking back you should always be impressed on how much you've covered, but still have anxiety of what's to come.4
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I use GitKraken for managing/pushing to my repos on GitHub. So I always start off the day by saying, "Let's GitKraken"
I'm sorry everybody...3 -
Many years ago I had the glorious idea to name myself 'offset' on github.
Now guess who always gets a notification when someone mentions '@offset' in a commit?4 -
Whenever an app asks me to rate it, I always tap on "Maybe later" instead of "Never" just so that I don't hurt the developers' feelings.1
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If I get the new arm I looked at today, I'll always have a battery pack on me. It's USB C and will charge my phone11
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Reinstalling arch. I broke it while grading homework. Sad. Also worried my phone is going to ring and I'm going to not have my laptop ready.
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While using open source library if you get stuck, head over to library's issues section on GitHub. Paste minimal error, you will definitely find an answer. Always works.
#lifeprotips1 -
It's always so uplifting to see this post on SO. With _that_ accepted answer. After so long... :D
http://stackoverflow.com/a/1801327/...
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As a developer, always expect the unexpected! Except when deploing to production on friday afternoons, then you know exactly what to expect.1
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@dfox
the only thing i really miss on DevRant is a loading bar/circle on images and gifs.
im always there guessing how long it will take to load.3 -
I always end up being too busy working on a new features that I forget git commiting every feature so I always end up comitting something like "lots of new stuff idk lol"6
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Why do people always think the following:
When something goes wrong on windows its the fault of windows.
When something goes wrong on linux its probably a misconfiguration.
Most of the time things that go wrong on windows are misconfigurations or faulty software.10 -
It must be exhausting for people in 2018 to always be on the hunt for something to be outraged or offended about.9
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Nice job there, YouTube. I always wanted to watch all the videos in a playlist stacked on top of one another with one click.
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Doesn’t matter how much experience you have, there’s always a new rake to smack you in the face. 🤣
Found post by programmer.me on Instagram.
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They always say "Stop wasting time".
They always say "Just use the tools we are all using".
They always say "I get it, you're the OSS guy. IDC, go to work now".
They always say "I hope you won't be logging this time on our customer's timesheet".
And they always come back to me "Look, I've heard that tool you've made/found is really cool and efficient, saves lots of trouble and makes us go faster. Can you send it to me via slack? TIA"
I see things that could/should work better and I make them do exactly that. It's my gift. It's my curse.3 -
To client: "I will have the project ready in 4 weeks" - starts work on the last weekend before the deadline.
Why do I always do that?2 -
Project hopping ( basically never completing a project) and wanting to learn everything (I always end up not starting on anything)1
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So I told my gf, if my life becomes dependent on a machine for survival and I am always attached to it. Unplug the machine.
She unplugged my computer2 -
Just wanted to say my co-worker Jason is a bitch, thanks for handing me broken projects to fix. He's always on this so I hope he sees this 🙃8
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Best joke of the day is always reality. Im working in one of the richest companies in the world.
The spare part stock is tracked on an excell sheet and changes in stock filled by hand on paper.6 -
There will be always someone who is a better programmer than you so don't stop improving on yourself.1
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You always develop on a Mac, you get a great job offer, and on your first day, you find out you will work on a windows pc.12
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Why is it always on Fridays that some server decides to start acting up?
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Am I the only one who lets friends and relatives always browse on my computer on the OS-default browser like Safari or IE. So they don't disturb my precious tabs and log in Chrome? 😂5
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Realized our scale gives a reading for body water percentage. I always joke that I’m chronically dehydrated, but.. uh… I should probably work on this.
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I find it really hard to make small, specific commits. I always stumble on unrelated things I want to change.2
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Wishing all the developers out there a very happy and prosperous new year. May your code always compile on the first try and your age gets incremented without bugs.
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Real question tho. How do y'all actually put stickers directly on your laptop??
Like. For me that's some serious level of commitment. I always want to but I worry I'll hate it eventually and removing it would suck and scar
I can't even put stickers on the cases 😭😭 but like. Seeing a fresh new looking body when you take everything off is always soo soothing to me9 -
I am always looking forward to the weekend to have some time to work on my side projects, and then I can't get my ass up to do it.1
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I always tried not to judge people based on their location of birth/live but damn, these motherfuckers at work are making it hard.1
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Always when I have some excessive amount of spare time, something always gotta go wrong and waste 90% of that available time for fucks sake.
Wanted to install raw antergos on my new usb for pure chrooting into it, but it gets stuck on preparing the disk and there seems to be no solutions to it.6 -
Error message on Facebook :)
When you let the developers write all the error messages by themselves.
Personally I always ask for help when it comes to writing nice error messages.
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I dont always comment but when i do, its because i have written some code that may seem like i am a retard on first look.2
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It bothers me that the thumbnail image for GitHub repos on Reddit is always an awkward profile pic of the developer.1
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Heading to japan on the 12th, my first solo trip ever. I always wanted to visit it, but now because of my developer paycheck and me being annoyed because no one ever has the money and/or time I am heading there alone.
I think it will be a very enriching experience. I always felt like I'm often dependent on others so I am trying to take more steps to improve that.9 -
Stackoverflow is the worst and best at the same time. So many pricks on that website yet it comes handy almost always3
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The GitHub of the people who have answered the questions I look for on StackOverflow! It always keeps me grounded.
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Programming on a train is always interesting. I expect a minimum of one dirty/confused look off a member of the public.2
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Switching to macOS was an entry to paradise.
I go to Windows only to play Call of Duty. It’s crap and always will be.
P.S no comments on Linux.8 -
I really can't focus on anything else when there's an unfinished assignment or a deadline approaching.. I debug in my sleep and daydream in public transport thinking about all the things I'll have to code later.
I hate it because I'm ignoring all my loved ones during days like these and it always backfires on me somehow. However, I can't help myself - I am always stressing out..3 -
Most recruiters will write they've found my Linkedin profile and read it thoroughly with great interest. I always call their bullshit with this simple line on top of my profile.
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Always on the lookout for freelance projects but can't even make a website for dad's business.
alert("Disappointing Son");3 -
Was so used to saving my codes after i write something (ctrl+s) that i always ended up pressing them on browsers and after i copy and paste files.8
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One of my teachers in school always put red lines on whatever I wrote ....now in college Android studio reminds me a lot about her...
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I have never believed that it would come to this. I am writing a javascript code exam on a paper. Honestly. I always laughed at posts where I saw code on paper, but now... I'm the same xdd.4
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I had difficulty in passing one of my programming subjects during college because of my teacher(3~5years older than me). She's a pretty lady and always wearing lose shirts, I'm on the front row seats, so i always get distracted and can't focus on lectures and exams.
After that semester, i was happy that she's not my teacher anymore. LOL.2 -
I always confuse sunday night as a weekend night and go to work on mondays with severe sleep depravation
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THE MOTHER FUCKING INTEGRATION TEST ALWAYS BREAKS IN CI ONLY, NOT ON MY MACHINE. SEEMS LIKE HE HAS SOME PERSONAL ISSUES WITH ME. THE FUKING HAUNTING GHOST4
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Does anyone else have a preferred side to use the Crtl/shift/alt keys?
I've almost always used the keys on the left side of keyboard.3 -
I always use this quick redirect function on my projects:
function go($location){
header("location: ".$location);
}7 -
What good is developing an admin dashboard when client always sends you content to upload on the website 😐1
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Whenever I get a notification on devrant, deep down I wish it to be a mention ☺️
Expectations always drags me down.9 -
This is my favorite item on my desk at work. A kinetic sand frame. Gifted by my girlfriend on my birthday. This frame is always a nice detraction from the difficult stuff.
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When you go to select shoulder pets and there's no cat option despite the cat always on your shoulder. Come on, devrant! Give me shouldercat!6
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Only I can break the workflow of main app our project is using in the second day on this job...
Guys, always read the documentation before even touching anything -
"Your goal should always be, working on building things so tomorrow you don't have to worry about them... If you are being repetitive its time to reevaluate"
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Am I the only one who hates to see tons of inline JS on a website?
I always put all JS inside files and include them. -
Currently got a designer blatantly trying to discredit me 😬
Always trying to prove I don’t understand what I’m on about luckily 😏 I do
How do you handle someone like this?
She’s always bitchy on the phone11 -
“We are on a hurry, let’s fix in production, then you can write the fix in the repo.” (Multiple times)
Guess why we are always on a hurry…3 -
Always nice to hear colleages say: great work on this website. Really neat.
Two days later: yeah, i gathered some feedback for the site…
*beware, pile of shit comments incoming*1 -
>Sets up a personal VPN
>Works on Android
>Works on Windows
>Works on Linux
>Doesn't work on MacOS
...Thanks, Apple... I guess someone always has to be the weird one out.3 -
So I am an ok programmer and I've always wanted to collaborate on open source projects. I have no idea where to start. Any suggestions?5
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When the management always knows better that something IS possible, and if you're wrong they just tell you to ask the other dev on the team...
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Installing some dependencies with a tool from the company
« Error »
I click on More Details.
It was blank.
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to be really honest rm is the sketchiest command on Linux for me. I'm always double checking if it is really what I want to be doing.12
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Since I've learned coding, I'm always analizing how things work on the low level. Machines, movies, peoples' choices, planta, reality... Decompiling everything to source code
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When I'm still a beginner in git, I always use git push origin <branch_name> --force, for the sake of pushing my code on the master branch. My co-worker always complain why the hell there's always conflict on the master branch.1
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Our pm is awesome always keeps things on track, gives suggestions and stuff but she got assigned to a different department. Now we have no idea what to work on. Feeling lost.3
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I do operations on null objects to attempt to explain why my world is always crashing.
Then I resume coding. And crying. -
Phone always on silent. And disable notifications on most apps.
Have been using a Pebble Time for a while and can't even remember the last time my phone has been ringing or beeping.
Sadly Pebble is no more 😧2 -
Fuck eclipse....
Ugly, Heavy, Shitty, won't select tomcat 8.5 from its shitty server's list.....
Back to my lovely simple text editor and terminal... I can rely on them always.4 -
When I first started coding, I always assumed my code was working without testing it. Now, I assume the output is wrong if get it right on the first try :/1
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Always thought programming on a MAC would increase productivity. Got one, now all I do is changed iTerm themes.4
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- always challenging, so fun
- real-life impact on masses
- programming is usually the core of "the next big thing" [™ Joe MacMillan]
- plays an important role in the world's growth nowadays
- every company needs them, so you'll always have a job
- well paid2 -
Always thought a "scrolling distance"-counter would be neat on Facebook, so that people can realize how much scrolling they do. Not sure if I want that on devRant, though... 8)5
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!rant
For people like me, always committing on the wrong branch, this is fucking awesome:
https://github.com/jimeh/...2 -
if Microsoft no longer supports Windows 7 and I don't have a legit copy anyway, why is it always updating.
i boot into Windows once every 3 months to play sumn on steam or just remind myself of the suffering that I once knew, and there's always all these updates.4 -
always put timeouts on your connection code..number of times I see shit blocked forever ..and we know it’s not good to have your shit blocked5
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That I've never been able to attend a hackathon since they are ALL always on the weekend. I'm Jewish and can't use electronics on the Sabbath FFS6
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I'm not sure why but I'm always super caught up on the aesthetic of my coding. Like the code editor has to have the right colors and format and I hate getting so stuck on inconsequential aspects of work.2
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That moment when you've been working on unix based project with vim for several days and you get back to Eclipse and always type :wq to save your file ...
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Its always on client demonstration day that I find a shitload of bugs. Why do I do this to myself?2
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Everytime, literally. I may be really good at X language that I will always doubt my skills. In the end of the day, I prove myself wrong in doubting, but until then "I don't think I can do it" is always on my mind.
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I always want to work on a bazillion side-projects but don't have enough time because college, work, etc. Now that I have all the time in the world to work on side-projects I have zero motivation and just waste my time on YouTube.
This sucks.9 -
My goal for 2019 is to finally get into game development and release my first game on itch.io!
Also I want to finish a few side-projects, as always...1 -
Grass is always greener on the other side.
Whatever your problem.. my advice:
Time to get a new job! -
On Fridays I always write notes to my future self when I leave in the middle of something. I always start these notes like this:
Dear Future fyroc,
You are awesome!1 -
There's a guy in our all-hands who always does a magic trick on camera before starting. It's always very cringe.7
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Which keyboard for programming?
Chiclet or mechanical ?
Sorry, I don't want to start a debate but, always preferred laptop keyboard, and now getting a workstation(gonna do programming on that)14 -
Why are PMs always people with no technical knowledge about programming?
PM: "Come on you can do that, it shouldn't be hard".
Me: ...1 -
Since education has been industrialized on a large scale we will see more and more non geeky developers.. But I think geeky developers are always better.. What do you think?4
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Go for a smoke break, sleep, or take rest of the day off depending on how "stuck" you are. Always seem to work.
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And there's always this one answer on stack overflow, that one guy,
Who searches for the same on google, copies and pastes it on stack overflow :D1 -
My motivation disappears day by day more when wfh. Always sitting in the same flat drives me crazy and I'm missing socializing (as a person more on the introvert side).3
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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to do a military contract as a programmer. Then I remember those guys are always the ones who get murdered on NCIS3
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$ python
Python 3.6.1 (default, Feb 2018, 42:06:66)
[GCC 4.8.2] on linux
>>> print(None)
None
>>> print("The ideas in my head are always better")
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I just realized that I don’t write ‘home’ anymore.. it’s always /home or $HOME
Even on google maps!1 -
I always love trying something new, especially when it's Linux.
In this case, I'm installing Plasma Mobile on my phone to see how it handles.1 -
Well, I guess even googles listing of solutions on the fly from external websites doesnt always work perfectly..
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It's always funny to see my teachers panicking when they see that I don't use the same text editor as them and on the top of that i'm on linux.
Why don't u use netbeans ?
Rhetorical question3 -
Seeing my project when i search for a thing on the first page of the results always warms my heart4
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What's some valuable things you've learned this year?
I'll start.
Always ask myself, if I can elaborate on any given statement, otherwise just keep shut.
Always ask yourself before writing any code, if it's gonna be easy to modify later on, if not, take a step back and evaluate the bigger picture.
Don't bother with writing things clean in the first go.
It'll be much easier to refactor later on and take less total time.3 -
Confession...
I always designed a site to work on chrome. Today when I've switched almost on chrome and find any site made only for chrome, I question myself "Why did I do that?"1 -
I giggle a little bit every time I see a Microsoft Employee on Social Media because it's always "Derp McDerpington [MSFT]" and I ALWAYS read the "MSFT" as "Misfit"5
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Following this c# course on the web.
The dude says to always use the for exampoe instead of the while.
To produce fewer lines of code, and to ensure not to use the variable "i" wrongly later on.
Thoughts on this from you C# masters?
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When you ask someone for something and they say this is how we've always done it. 😩😩😩. I die a little on the inside.2
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Earning your place in the CAB meetings with all the senior engineers feels like your balls are always on the table and them with baseball bats.
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Any recommendations for books on system administration in *nix? BSD books also second!
I've always been a programmer but would love to learn about sys admin.3 -
on every company i worked for, i always had this "senior" team mate that seems really knowledgeable with the way he talks and just by looking at his resume but doesn't reflect on his work. smh1
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Always test your code, especially if you did a commit to master on Friday afternoon. Otherwise, you will end up deleting thousands of vms.
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1) clicking on the wk141 tag wouldnt show the wk140 rants
2) big titty mafia mommy gf
3) when i buy something i always have the exact price on my bank account -
people always hate on ReactOS
maybe it would be worth your time if they actually had help and/or donations1 -
Saw a rant on proverbs and thought of one,
The customer who is always right is most usually wrong.
*sigh*1 -
- working on a personal project
- got angry at windows for sucking so bad at running fucking vs code of all things
- banged the palm rest on laptop in rage
- windows freezes
- restart
- harddisk died
- lost my collection of notes from college
- lost all my photos
- but most importantly, lost my progress on a project that I was working on and hadn't git push
- FANTASTIC
Lession learned. Always have a backup. ALWAYS.5 -
Why the fuck do SD cards always land on the floor dark-side up?! It's so fucking frustrating to find them!!7
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When someone keeps on talking when they shouldn't, I always say SIGKILL. It's useful because everyone understands it or at least shuts up.
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I keep forgetting about Ctrl+space so I always end up trying all the letters on my keyboard to see a complete list of properties on a config DTO.
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In every team there would be a "git spammer", who always commits on top of other's commit just to increase the number of commits.
😕🤬🤯3 -
@dfox & @trogus
Any chance of the tablet versions of DevRant to have rotatable interfaces? I always keep my iPad on my Smart Cover which is in landscape. -
It's always great to work on software that hasn't been touched in over 3 years and see that all the unit tests for the app fail...
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Typing strange text on a computer and making things happen.
Magic!
My sister always gets amazed by all the wizardry. -
It's always the 'Poll Of The Day' on some other site that reminds me that there's an actual word for the fear of the Friday the 13th...24
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Was the world always this shitty?
Was I too young to notice?
I mean... You can't even post anything on a forum without everyone going apeshit!!!
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It’s always fun when you are asked to push to production on a friday afternoon...Because the project managers and owners won’t have be the ones who have to fix something on a friday night or weekend 🤷♂️
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I got a guy who was always sleeping and talking about anime and telling bullshit that he is after uni and actually did nothing useful, he was even snoring and always turning lights on, when everyone was in vampire mode , jeeeez
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Hi. I just wanted to share I failed the google online interview. Thought I was prepared, I vomit and had diarrhea 30mins before the interview, Always makes mistakes on google docs. I keep pressing tabs which uglifies the code, miss-spelled my variables and functions name, mistakenly put everything in const (I got used to my editor yelling at me when I used const instead of let, should not rely on this). But there's always next time. I hope.6
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Waiting for DNS records to update..
It's always a difficult choice; Do I work on something else or do I hope record will be updated in few minutes..
I always choose wrong, will keep you updated :p9 -
The stress that comes from meeting deadlines, and always trying to keep the behavior/logic of what your working on straight.
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Is it just me or there is always a work emergency (or clients suddenly needing something new done right now) on the day before leaving for holidays?1
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I always enjoying snacking on some popcorn while people argue so, what are your thoughts:
Comments in your code - good or bad?4 -
When there's a dev on your team that's infamous for throwing code over the fence and you're always the one cleaning it up.. priceless.
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Good day to be motivated again because my analysis always stuck on my head and i forgot to cook bacon. I regret this feeling
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I always have CSS issues on Wednesdays. Fuck Wednesdays. Looking forward to tomorrow and the ridiculous client requests that lack reason or logic. Wahay. FML.
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When you go from compiling/testing code on every line change to not checking for hours and it just works when you run it.
😎
Not always, but sometimes. -
Ability to stop time, it would give me enough time to finish my extra projects, catch up on my sleep, and always be finished ahead of schedule.
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Mom: "This makes sense. You were always good with the computers."
Dad: "Can you help get my game working on my computer." -
I need some help people. Need a good tutorial to understand Bootstrap grid and responsive framework. I have always worked on Media queries before. Couldn't find a good tutorial.11
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I am always afraid to press that delete button on my rant which currently has 165 ++, eventhough it might have a confirmation message, i do not trust that button.
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My phone is always on silent.
If you want something done, leave a message or listen to my phone message which says... Email me details and I'll sort it -
Scenario 1) Server -> proxy -> client
Scenario 2) Server -> proxy -> 2nd proxy -> client
Scenario 1 works on some web browsers
Scenario 2 always works3 -
Is storing-of-data-in-classes-as-static-variables-to-access-them-later-on-from-one-page-to-another a good practice? It always seemed fishy to me...5
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I miss when the world still seemed to function off some reasonable system and there seemed like there was always something or someone you could count on14
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Me: Never check in code on Friday...
Me: Comes to work on Monday...
Me: WTF changed on Friday???
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what's your thoughts about the new windows terminal thingy. Always ran Ubuntu on top of windows in a virtual machine cause college and stuff. but what do you guys think?17
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Always estimating for the best possible, quality solution. I refuse to write anything less than perfect. Also I estimate the time based on how I feel that day lol.7
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Damnit onion, this is a little on the nose. But hey, code complete is always worth reading.
https://theonion.com/hopefully-neig... -
I have always wanted too work on lossless compression technology. I have just never had the time to go after it. Or do I really know where to start lol1
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It was in the bakery of my dad, where we always could play this mini golf game on his IBM PC. I think it was on Win95.
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The guy who's good in communication and always failed on logic and code building has a pic of Steve Jobs in his wallet
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I have a big problem from always being charged with a reserve of farts at work. It's like sitting on a bomb. How do you guys handle this?10
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I know it's not really related to development, but I got in a discussion on twitter and one dude tweeted "in science, 1 isn't 1"
And so I was like "mate what? science is highly dependent on math and in math, 1 is kinda always worth math"
And this this girl comes in and just says:
"it's not true that 1 is always 1 because there's binary code as well"
And was was like totally astonished, like, have you even studied something? 1b = 1d = 1x and it's always 1 in whatever base!
(she even says she's some sort of engineer in her bio)8 -
Fuck you System dot fucking Value fucking tuple you stupid piece of shit reference. This garbage half the time won’t install properly on local, app works fine on local without it, then I fight with it for hours getting it to work on the server because the server is a different .NET environment. It’s always this one giving me problems, always.
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Does the weekly rant page have some kind of off-by-one error? It seems to always display the last week's posts on mondays.5
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Why does my Eureka client always try to connect on localhost ? If it's running as a docker container, it won't find the Eureka server on localhost.2
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I have a pun ban on work this week, apparently I have used it all up. They are always bringing me down..
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Well, not that much but precautions has been increased which got impact on host connections, I guess : X
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I choose mine (full-stack) because I worked on countless projects on my own and always had the curiosity that span the whole picture although I'm leaning towards a T-shape specialist.
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What are your thoughts on sprint planning meeting with poker cards? ( Everytime we had those meetings, dev team points are always similar and rest of the people never)6
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"XDebug is like the SELinux of PHP."
-"I know right? It's the thing you always have to disable when something weirds out."
- random dudes on the train home -
Non dev related but I don't wanna get judged on Twitter,
I think there's different levels of introverts, and I'm on the lowest level. Always afraid to express myself because I don't know how to.
("º _ º)6 -
At work, they’re always talking about ICP (ideal customer profile) and I always make a dumb comment about the band.
A couple weeks ago, I finally decided to make a meowji.
I made it on my phone in a moving vehicle, so it took a _while_, but it’s one of my best works, I think.
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headphone preferences and why? I'm currently using the AIAIAI TMA-2 (young guru) but I'm always on the lookout for good gear
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It always seems for the first couple of days when I switch to a new keyboard, I feel like a monkey banging on the keys.
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It's always nice when I get back to work on something I shelved and I find notes from Past Me anticipating my sub-goldfish memory.
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How do I solve this board without guessing? Always get stuck on these and what the pattern to look for is.
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I have tried so hard to add some dependencies on react-native (android). Always fails when build gradle, many dependencies are mismatch.
Go fuck my project.2 -
Mobile UI's where continuing the form relies on clicking the "submit" button on the popup keyboard can go get fucked, if I hit back the keyboard disappears, so now what?!?!?!?!?! Always show a fucking BUTTON2
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The biggest issue I have with bootstrap is that some old school back-end dev always insist on using it even if the design doesn't work with it at all..
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Always befriend your recruiters and shoot them straight. They are on your team and it’s in both of your best interests to find you a good spot.
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How do you manage to explain to a boss who thinks all devs can solve problems by typing on their keyboard fast, that it’s almost always fantasy?
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Capybara is so shit!
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If you need to get some chores done but you are procrastinating, just try and do some work on your side project instead. Somehow my house always ends up spotless when I am trying to focus on something else.
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Yes, the bug is always on our side. Other teams are immaculate and they write the purest, most perfect code possible.
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I've always wondered how come in certain videos that have embedded subtitles, usually tv shows, they don't get detected by mobile players, but do on PC?3
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Realise that your life is being wasted away and if you don’t code nonstop you’ll always fall behind everyone based on job requirements :) then you’ll always want to code something1
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I actually bothered to add buttons to the vscode commandbar today instead of always relying on the terminal window. So neat. Why didn't I do this a year ago?
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Programmers & Testers share a very special bond ❤️
They always argue & disagree on countless things but no matter what they are always there for each other. 🥰
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I try to be braver, but I always pussy out, I'd like like a wingman that forces me into uncomfortable situations but I don't want to depend on crutches
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Working with different versions of node on the same machine is annoying. I always forget to switch back to the right one before working on a project. 😡
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I'm always on the lookout for something new to learn..
What should I do next (no particular order)?
TypeScript
AngularJS
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By the time being I should be smarter to not issue any deadlines on Friday anymore. I always end up doing nightshift that day
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I've only worked with perforce for 4 months in an internship. Didn't like it. I always think like everything should be replaced by git. What are your thoughts on this?2
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Do you guys think the iOS version will always support older devices? I'm stuck on my old iPod due to iPad screen fracturing.6
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Does the login save checkmark not work for anybody else on the web devrant? Like I always have to re-login, tried it on multiple webbrowsers too and even in a fresh VM image.1
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Spend hours trying to activate dev mode on iphone with ios > ios 8 :( PLEASE HELP !!!!
Why apple always remove good features...1 -
People gets confused on how comes I get better results then them in search. They always blame since I'm a programmer1
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If you got the chance.
Always improve your iteration times!
The faster you can go from change to result. more things could get done.
And more time is left to work on other tasks that always get pushed away.2 -
The part with those goddamn change requests on top of the requirements that were never fucking stated correctly in the first place.
Hate that part, because the customer is always right!
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When you start working on android app development, but you always forgot to put a "(" at the start and ")" at the end of an if statement or for statement, because you got used working on Swift Programming. Haha1
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Can we have actual fucking sound on actual fucking windows 10.
Actual fucking headphones showing up as actual fucking device like it actually fucking always used to fucking be1 -
For what ever reason I can't for the life of me type 'docker' on my machine, it just always comes out as 'dicker' #programmerproblems
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Would you use an angular front end to consume an api call and display on a page? I have always used Ajax but told that is a dinosaur move.3
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Have any of your worked on Normalized database? Am I the only one who always have to deal with non-normalized database2
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On a side note, XCode 14.0.1 up and running in a new time record on an HDD (not SSD)
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There's always that one guy who keeps tapping on Pokémon Go at work. Like fo real dude, we all want our own Charizard, but maaaaaaaan.
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Gosh, I'm bored!
Better reinstall Ubuntu on my computer.
(I don't know why I always do that when I'm bored, some sort of habit I think)1 -
I always try to make solid plans with an exact time. It helps keep me on schedule with work and friends
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My team just spent all afternoon again their wfh setups.... They all use multiple monitors and laptops...
I never picked up on the idea though.., multiple screens always felt distracting...7
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