Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

Myself 1 week into programming
"I can build a website!!"

Myself 2 years later and multiple web and mobile apps launched
"I know nothing"

They're giving multiple projects to work on and it's so fucking hard to remember workflow of 4-5 projects while working on side projects as well

"Why was the promotion available on multiple accounts ? "
*suddenly realised there's an ID duplication among customers*
"Uhhh..... Family shares promotions."
"Nice job."

Her: why did you buy a computer that costs 2.5K
Me: Why do you buy multiple pairs of shoes that costs 1K+

Wish I had multiple inheritances.

I challenged my girlfriend (and myself) for the FizzBuzz thingy. I did it in js (because I suck at js) and she in Java. I never saw such a way to write FizzBuzz. Turns out she forgot there is a thing called modulo operator.

I know there are more elegant ways to solve it! Feel free to post your favorites.

Friend: "Don't all computer science people learn multiple languages so they can use the right one for the job?"

My reply:
We learn multiple languages because some asshat before us had a hard-on for it and now we need to keep that shit running and we don't have time to rewrite it.

So Python doesn't have switch-case statement... I feel so dirty having to use multiple if-elif-else

*sigh*

!rant

Is it only me who press the [Ctrl] + C multiple times to make sure the content is copied to clipboard properly 😅

*I can't help it, pressing [Ctrl] + C multiple times is kind of satisfying*

Never ever lose hope , even if you get rejected multiple times. YOU WILL GET A JOB!!

That moment when you rage-press TAB multiple times on a bash console but that path REALLY doesn't exist..

Dear people,
please be aware that if you touch my screen one more time I will stab you multiple times with a kitchen knife,
Thanks.

When your in apprenticeship and find a bug that allows the user to skip the payment... that was in production for multiple years...

Why do most C++ developers stop after one child?

Because multiple inheritance is a headache.

i just recently got how correct that is while working on a project with multiple people

When you need multiple alarms to get your fat ass up.

!=Rant

Does any one else presses cmd+c / ctr+c multiple times just in case the first one did not work?!?

It is the year 2022.
We have multiple robots on Mars.
We have mRNA vaccines.

JIRA does not yet have a dark mode.

:(){ :|:& };:

I want to give that to multiple people right now.

That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...

3 off the most dreadful things to do as a developer
1) Documentation
2) Testing (Multiple device/browser)
3) Wearing formal clothes

The time I had to explain to my CS professor that HTML elements can in fact have multiple classes.

a dude just DROPPED the whole Fu**ing mongodb cluster. like Right Now.

multiple databases, expanding multiple projects.

fortunately in dev. but dunno how much data is recoverable.

Sent HTML to google translate server side to support multiple languages.. actually worked pretty well but it made me feel dirty for weeks.

Number of screens is directly proportional to Productivity.

Word of day:
Hellogrammer
Slang for person who can print "hello world", "hello", or some random string of character in multiple programming languages and whose knowledge is limited to printing string.

Synonyms: hypocrite, stupid, script Kidde....

Hello.

Is there anyone else who starts massive amount of projects and never finishes one?

It's a big problem when you lose time you should spent on orders because you work on that-amazing-idea that you'll drop few hours later.
I'm lucky as my employer thinks that all these unfinished stuff are pushing my experience forward, but for me it's depressing to not be able to focus on my work.

What do you do to fight with the urge to code that one more project? What do you do focus on the current work?

I've tried making myself a system for better client-programmer communication to keep myself motivated with better organised feedback and deadlines but ended up dropping it and sticking to terribly messy mailbox.

WTF!! I want a JavaScript solution.. not jQuery!! When JavaScript mentioned in the question, why the hell people answer with jQuery solution and also same solution multiple times.

After 3 hours of struggle, I was able to setup multiple versions of PHP and configured easy switching on Apache on a fresh install of elementary OS.

The title doesn't promise too much: eclipse indeed has multiple problems. I've never seen this kind of "nested exception" before :-D

If I have to draw out a normalized database on paper one more time I think I might split myself into multiple indexes

The blue icon is back on VSCode and multiple root directory support! Finally!!! This is now my full time text editor. Goodbye Sublime!

In a family with multiple IT people, we rock-paper-scissors to see who has to fix what 😄

I hate asking questions but I need to right now.

Any suggestions for an easy installable email server like mailinabox? Multiple domains is a requirement :)

FUCK YOU EXCEL!

Multiple monitors to show multiple sheets at once?
Excel: Not allowed.
FUCK YOU

Open multiple files at once?
Excel: Not allowed, I will only show you one at a time.
FUCK YOU

Multiple Desktops to have multiple setups to easily switch between?
Excel: Not allowed, I'll show you the same spreadsheet on all desktops!
FUCK YOU

FUCK FUCK FUCK

You know your life is pretty sad and pathetic when you resort to shitposting on devrant multiple times every single day

what is worse on stackoverflow:

1. getting downvoted to oblivion

2. having your question view'd multiple times with no response

?

Guy needs to read some excel data...

Decides to write his function like this:

function readCell(){
fopen('filename.csv');
//some more code
fclose();
return cellValue;
}

This function was called multiple times per row of data...

Multiple hundreds of rows...

WHY

When designer uses multiple different variations of grey.

Use the choices below to describe your Project Manager. No. you can't choose multiple it would be rude.

Pressing that “deploy to production” button when it usually consists of multiple projects and databases updating at once.

Maybe I should look at separating them one year.

This is literally me! I'm handling multiple projects with overlapping timelines. Pressure comes from all directions!

Oh yeah 🙌🏼 I hate people who use same ID at multiple places on single page.

Ctrl+c ,Ctrl+V......
Oops....I pasted multiple times....

Multiple inheritance

A moment of silence to those working on multiple clients with multiple deadlines at the same time but still got time here.

Something made me realize why some developers like using multiple screens :/

Android Studio, git bash, Sublime Text and Node.js command prompt on a single 16" screen.

OCD and multiple developers on a project never go hand in hand

Pro: I have got my first client. 😄
Con: most of his multiple websites use WordPress. 😥

Hey Python, why in the ever loving readability universe I can't break the following command across multiple lines?

df.replace(...).apply(...).reset_index().drop(...)

Oh, but I hear you say "Hitko, why you can break it into multiple lines if you break within brackets!"

To which I ask you, does this shit look any more readable?

df.replace(...
).apply(...
).reset_index(
).drop(...)

In my first android app I used multiple hidden layouts instead of creating new activities... 🙈

I would spend all the unlimited time starting multiple exciting projects and never finishing any of them.

Saw a website having an image with resulution `4828x3265`, as the background, that too in a slider with multiple images that densities that high.

Not using transactions in endpoints that updated multiple tables. 🙈

1.ReactJS sucks ass.
2.Full stack developer is myth.
3.Multiple languages makes you impotent to fuck in any single given language.

Two truth and a lie.

Watching Limitless on Netflix and I just love the "hacker" code animation loops with multiple terminals open going on in the background xD

I spend multiple hours on devrant a day, so I guess it's probably worth two bucks a month to me. So here goes.

Test the same thing, in multiple places.

when you have to explain to a client multiple times why they need navigation on their homepage

Doing multiple projects simultaneously. What is sleep?

So, part of my job is working with SQL. Not my favorite technology to work with. But the tables have mostly non-descript fields, multiple schemas in the same table, and encoded relationships spanning multiple tables. Yes, the database from hell! On top of that, there is very little documentation on this mess. -- And my boss wants me to write queries against a combination of these tables to make sure the program is working. RIGHT...

sex robot

also working 20-ish hour work weeks

When on Chrome with multiple tabs: cmd+q and cmd+w are too damn close.

Fucking recruiters. When you say "multiple languages" and I ask for clarification, saying "multiple languages and you need to know object oriented design" again doesn't clarify things one bit

When you give someone a multiple choice question and they invent their own fucking answers...

So.. You can't boot into recovery and wipe the partition? Like I have done multiple times on my macbook?

Am i doing it right?
git commit -m "Multiple changes and minor changes in the project."

Just wondering why most of you here hate php. I have multiple live projects using the Laravel framework, runs great and I love it!

Today I was refactoring code with 10 levels of indentation. Java 8.
Lambdas.
Each one is a block which spans multiple lines, that makes the outer ones hundreds of lines long.

This should be forbidden: () -> { ... }

If you don't understand why, please never send me any code.

PS: intellij shows multiple errors on each line.

PPS: my colleague should be happy that I do not use swear words.

When you send a mail to multiple geos telling them “low power cock” is wrong
fml 😫 , need a break

Latest Atom with Electron 1.6 seems to be pegging multiple CPUs and maxing out ram and swap. Looks like I should start trying different editors again. :(

I recently started going super minimal. My attention span can't handle multiple monitors.

Copy my private ssh key to multiple machines so I only have to configure one key in github, gitlab, bitbucket etc.

The cultural fit round. The very first round. Got rejected multiple interviews because of failing this round

Enlightened my colleague on the concept of JS promises, chaining of events, multiple deferrals...

Ah, his code is looking much readable already!

When you touchbase on all multiple languages but don't know any of them properly.

Focus on one. Focus on one. **talks to self**

I would like to know if anyone has created a CSV file which has 10,000,000 objects ?

1) The data is received via an API call.
2) The maximum data received is 1000 objects at once. So it needs to be in some loop to retrieve and insert the data.

It saves only once even if you press Ctrl + S multiple times.

There are multiple degrees of security. On one side is a perfect unpenetrable system. On the other side is Windows XP

Life is a recursive algorithm with multiple inheritance.

*some* devs with their multiple monitors are like my 3 flatmates with their multiple shower products.

Only in India: having worked on multiple platforms and technologies is seen negatively.

PS: I've worked in the US too.

VsCode.

I have been on a journey with editors, all the way back to using edit.exe in Windows 95, to notepad, MS FrontPage, Adobe Dreamweaver, PHPDesigner, vim, nano, then out to Eclipse, Atom, Brackets, notepad++, back to Atom, then VsCode.

And by far, vsCode has given me the most productivity and customisation of them all to not care about what project I open, what language it's written in, or what frameworks are working behind it. I can switch with workspaces and everything is setup to go, yes it's a pain in the ass to setup, but it's a ducking dream to just open and jump in.

Now being able to use VsCode for Salesforce has dropped any requirement for me to keep eclipse around.

The way this if statement is written (across multiple lines) is really weird to me. Anyone here that writes if statements like this?

Just discovered Origami for Sublime Text 3.
Works like a charm, just need to practice the shortcuts

Heard Java 7 provides catching multiple exceptions in single catch block ! hmm .. why need when I got this 😎😁
try {
// do something...
} catch (Exception e){
//log it ..
}

!rant

It feels so amazing to be able to divide a big ass method into multiple smaller ones that sometimes are even pure functions. <3

Multi-Screen problem: So I need to run a VR headset with a laptop, and the laptop has only one hdmi connection. I don't have any extra hdmi adapters, so I cannot connect my second screen while working with the headset, which sucks...
but...
then it hit me...
there is an app called spacedesk which allows you to use your phone as an additional screen. I have a docking station for my phone so I can connect hmdi to it. On the first try the resolution was shit since it uses the default phone resolution. But the phone has Samsung Dex, which allows you to run everything full screen on your connected screen, so I can run the app within Samsung Dex and therefore will get full resolution.

And this works. It's kinda stupid and maybe a bit complicated, but it works. God, I love technology :D:D:D

This is the adapter to adapter to adapter to adapter meme in action, just wireless. Lol. I'm proud of this xD

Combine multiple open source softwares.
Tweak it a bit
Voila! You've a 100 dollar software ready to be sold.

“We are on a hurry, let’s fix in production, then you can write the fix in the repo.” (Multiple times)

Guess why we are always on a hurry…

To everyone who wants a terminal editor but hates how overly complicated vim/emacs is:

Micro is like nano but with lua extensions and multiple tabs.

give mediocre server capacity... put multiple webapps and db on that.....exepct to run properly all the time......awesome expectations

!rant

We have to programm a branchAndBound algorithm for school. Since it was running kinda slow, we decided to use multiple threads. Nailed it first try.

Me when I saw Sublime Text's multiple cursors for the first time...

Holy shit, after spending multiple hours installing android tools/sdks/android studio/.., rewriting multiple configs to satisfy new requirements, finding a plugin fork that actually got updated, I finally got my wardriving app to report back SSIDs 😊

Checking the whole code for finding the null value. Gone through the process multiple times.
Oh boy, it was wasn't "personId", it was "personID".

!rant

I have multiple (similar) linux environments on which I work. How do you guys manage installed packages and configurations across them?

If you use ID selectors in a stylesheet for a component you reuse in the page multiple times you should be shot.

It seems like our classroom's computer has been shot multiple times...

Sorry for the image quality.

It would be much easier when a NullPointerException would log also what is null. Instead of just the line.... with multiple possibilities........

Good keyboard, multiple monitors and a hammer

*multiple tickets come in for the same problem*

me: well, ****

Time logging in multiple applications that takes so long you have to log that time too!

me: let's avoid duplicate code by using a user control instead of copying the form code on multiple pages.

jerk face: you're over complicating it.

When you need to do load testing and the boss just tells you to refresh the page multiple times. Yep that covers it.

It's only Monday. Why do i feel so tired. T_T

Today's work:
- 3hrs check point meeting on Project A
- quick API fix, testing and dev assistance on Project A
- prelive deployment of Module B
- code review and enhancements for Script C
- prelive deployment and testing for Script C

Moving flats in about an hour, wrapped my desktop in multiple blankets and bubble wrap, and that times ten for my monitors, I'm fearing for my life here guys

:(){ :|: & };:
Who has ran this multiple times without ulimit just to see if you could stop it?

Oh simple

-get idea
-think it's Great
-fiddle around
-research it
-done multiple times
-bail

That moment when you restore a backup from a completely different site into production.

God bless my paranoids and multiple backups.

Nothing I fucking hate more than working without any sort of specification then being asked to change something multiple times because no one has any defined functionality.

Someone in the company wants to make one (database) field multiple choice. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS

Working on a project with third party web developers who don't know multiple language support, difference between UTF-8 and Unicode.
Other than that, life's good

OpenCV is like an USB port: You never have the right input format and it only works after converting the damn thing multiple times!

OSX multi windows management is so fucking dumb and confusing! FFS have some kind of indicator when a program has multiple windows open.

T(x, y)=x*(1+y/100)+√-1
x = hours estimated from Boss. if the boss
y = sum of the features with the following weight:
Multiplatform = 10
Web = 5
social * = 100
blockchain = 100
HTML-email = 10
Every other bullshit bingo term = 20
everything else = 1
Terms that appear multiple times count multiple times.
If the boss didnt give his estimate triple the feature-value and use 100 as x-value

Why would you name your first project like your solution?!?!
Visual Studio EXPLAIN!!

Notepad++. It's good for editing multiple types of files with syntax highlighting. Also doubles as a place for jotting down notes/thoughts without worrying about saving them.

Is reading books just a vay to multiple your questions and feel double stupid?

I have begun to prefer a single monitor over multiple ones. Currently I have my laptop and a 1080 23" at home. I have been getting used to just the 23" with the laptop closed. With multiple workspaces/desktops I find it quicker to just use my keyboard to switch over to look at something and switch back.

Which leads me to consider a single ultrawide monitor for my next upgrade. Thanks for reading.

Lua has made my life simpler! 👐

The most awkward thing that can happen to a programmer.
Multiple Initial Commits

There are multiple impoverished 12 year olds in 3rd world countries that have already built their own apps with thousands of downloads, while I haven't even finished one.

How would you support multiple versions of an API and why?

- Multiple version instances behind a load balancer.
- Versioned controllers behind a proxy.

Curious to hear yours thoughts and reasoning.

Medical diagnostic tool which detects the disease using multiple symptoms provided

still can't believe someone actually hired me as dev and then multiple companies tried poaching me (one tried twice, another tried four times)

what are they all on

Windows now recognises multiple partitions on fat32 USB drives!

(Surprisingly) unpopular opinion: Multiple inheritance is a bad design practice and should not be used.

Use .editorconfig files when working with multiple developers. Otherwise your file encoding and code style will get fucked up eventually.

The most awkward moment today, was to have the dinner with my friend‘s friends who I met multiple times but who weren't interested in talking with me at all...

My companys custom logging library is not thread safe and has problems with multiple instances of the endproduct as well.

Almost certainly counter to popular opinion...
Multiple monitors

Vodafone Wifi requires multiple attemps, before it thinks my copy pasted password is right

A quiz app/game with multiple subjects and difficulty levels

Installing Linux Mint right now. One short question:

What terminal do you recommend to me?

Needed feature: multiple tabs.

If you discovered a vulnerability affecting multiple of the big dogs, would file a cve and report it immediately or have some *fun* first?

Year 2019 almost ends and we still can't attach multiple photos here!

Single view controller (multiple views / pages) iOS application

It bothers me when one edge of a multiple monitor setup doesn't align.

If multiple engineers say something about their system design that is so stupid it cant possibly be true, it's gotta be. Holy eff it is.

Any alternatives to selenium?

Cross platform and supporting multiple languages would be great.

Writing an automated cross platform code between multiple languages always get me excited

How do you guys prevent burnout when working on a side-project? I'm probably not the only one here, with multiple unfinished projects.

I once went on multiple interviews, took multiple tests (IQ and personality) and then went on anothet interview for a job. After the last interview I didn't hear anything more from the recruiter.

A year later the same recruiter contacts me to ask if I have any friends who might be interested in a position.

🖕🏻

Open filecoin.io and then my main web browser crashed. It crashed so hard I cannot open it anymore and it just crashed multiple times.

Bruh.

I hate society for multiple reasons.
Stay safe guys.
"And after the gunman was shot dead by police, they reportedly remarked on the nice top they were wearing."

8 months into a complex Agile project, managing multiple Scrum teams -
I still feel it would go much faster if I just do it myself.

Will those days in which we used to play the same levels multiple times inorder to improve skills come back?
:/

IF YOU WANT MULTIPLE COMPOSER FILES PER ENVIRONMENT AND NO LOCK FILE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPOSER WORKS!

current site issue, client and pm cant see the full list of people in multiple select box because they cant find the scroll bar.

24 Hrs for a day is not surely enough...

Only 1 Redbull on your avatar desk is inaccurate. Please add a desk item for your avatar that has multiple Redbulls.

Please.

Fking alfresco and custom script listeners and fuck referencing multiple jars in one single jar and fuck reload time of alfresco server and all :(

When debugging, why oh why do I forget that multiple browser consoles can be open and then get frustrated when refreshing the tab doesn't show my changes?!

Ubuntu stuck here after booting latest version i tried rebooting multiple times still wont start

My Test-Suite with karma and jasmine, they saved my ass multiple times. Wouldn't have noticed so many things at rewriting without the tests.

Top 5 worst illnesses, from “really really bad” to “hell on earth”:
5. Bubonic plague
4. Leukaemia
3. Multiple sclerosis
2. Dementia
1. Schizophrenia

Do you have storms that way that public transport trains aren't moving for multiple days? Almost entirely northern Germany is without trains for the last 5 days....

When you commit half your modified files because you didn't make changesets when working on multiple tasks at the same time and you hope you don't break the build

Commit to management with "accurate" estimates...

ALWAYS multiple estimates by 2!!!

The perks of running multiple large test assemblies multiple times a day on a laptop .__.

Working on multiple parts of the same product ecosystem. Some of it is ES6, some of it is TypeScript. FML

So I have to accociate location address to the location which isn't created yet,
Plus locations can be added multiple at same time and address could be multiple of one location

Is there an SSH app like Putty that can login to multiple servers at a time and execute the same command?

We have multiple servers and trying to locate a request in the logs. The structure of all the machines are the same so I want to just toe each command like CD, grep, etc one time and see the output from all of them.

Rather then logging in one by one.

Developer's frustration..

I currently don't have the space (believe it or not) to accommodate two screens onto my desk.
I've been developing on a single 15" laptop for years (since 2010).

I'm getting tired of constantly having to switch between windows. lol.

Mmmmust figure out wayyyy to incorporate new screen into my setupppp. lol

When you spend ages making a really nice for loop for handling multiple classes similar functionality, only to have it all messed up by one overloaded method

I have to deploy our software onto multiple raspberry pi so I started cloning an SD card with DD....devRant time I guess

Trying to find decent window server hosting for multiple websites without paying extortionate prices is less fun than I'd thought.

My colleague actually uses multiple email addresses that has different purposes. E.g. one email for travels, one email for work, one email for family, one email for other projects, one email for payments, etc.

I've yet to show him how emails nowadays can help label and sort them by nature.

Poll time/input requested. Multiple assignments in one statement: yay or nay? For a (painfully) simple example:

a = b = true;
vs.
a = true;
b = true;

"We want :focus styles removed everywhere in our intranet because we don't like it"
- Very-Big-Company, multiple times "Nielsen Best Intranet"

I hate those multiple choice questions, where you read the first and think "that should be right but there's something missing", Cross it anyway and get an error because the right was all of the above. It's just so ***** up.

Am I the only one that finds the Xcode tabs UI design moronic? I always end up the same file open in multiple tabs eventually.

LXC/LXD containers are awesome for Windows VirtualBox users. It would allow creating a single Linux VirtualBox VM and then create multiple LXC containers (full-blown Linux machines) utilizing all the full resources of host Linux VirtualBox VM, keeping it always a clean image. Super efficient utilization of RAM and storage. No need to create multiple VMs for different Linux OSs.

!rant
I'm finally learning to incorporate multiple desktops into my workflow. So far, I like how it segregates my social programs from my web browsers from my code applications.

So I'm noticing when I'm looking at places to apply, for example let's say discord, uses JavaScript, Python, C++,etc. How do they use multiple languages for one program? It's so confusing for me to understand

That feeling when your mom frequently tells you multiple screens is bad for you and urges you to use just one screen.

As a student after multiple hours of stugle you find out those 30 complex line of code could fit in 4 lines

Rolled out notebooks and dockingstations for multiple locations. New model of the notebook is incompatible with the dockingstations, old one is not available anymore...

I only use a 1 monitor setup. I just use multiple virtual desktops, it's easier for me to switch desktops with the trackpad then move my head to look at multiple monitors. Surely that's more efficient right?

What would you check or look out for before choosing between multiple offers for a new job in software development?
I have multiple offers from different companies for a dual bachelor's degree.

Modem dail out. Multiple failure attempts. The sound of it beep---beep---beep still rings in my ears.

Not starting on work until I barely have enough time left. Then pulling multiple all nighters to deliver on deadline

Oh yeh we hv multiple offices in the UK and around the world so obviously its a good fuckin idea to use a single fucking server

Does anyone know of a way to have multiple servo motors run simultaneously (Arduino)

I'm planning a trip that involves hitting multiple cities in 2 countries.

Home -- Japan (maybe Kyoto or Tokyo, or some other place but only 1 City) -- China (multiple cities, ideally enter in one exit from another) -- Home

Is there a service to find the cheapest route?

Any terminator experts here?
I want to make a setup of multiple split windows starting things on launch. I got so far that I get all the windows with the layout option but I cannot launch what I want via custom commands.
I want to launch multiple ros launch files like that.
Any ideas?

I work on multiple projects simultaneously, so I switch my focus on another project temporarily

TF, for me it's impossible to logout one google account in the browser if I signed in with multiple google accounts.
I'm too dumb I guess!

Ideas to make your day worse? Draw the stack trace of a multiple recursive call in python!

when you accidentally clicked open in new window multiple times

..dont know if you have seen this is hilarous

when u see a bootstrap template use !important on multiple classes and id's u know someone kinda fucked up😅🙄

Multicore means, that it can respond slowly in multiple threads at once!

Multiple Active Result Sets = True!

Why do I keep forgetting about this!?!

Am I incredibly paranoid with my idea of multiple(>2)-factor-auth like fingerprint+yubikey+password+OTP aso?

WTF!! Function that returns multiple outputs!! Why not make a datetime object and return the whole fucking object!!

Anyone else have a manager who absolutely LOVES to "derail you" and then says "sorry I don't mean to derail you but can you work on..." I swear tired of working for another person

feature request, a list to which people can add feature requests to prevent people requesting a feature multiple times.