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Linux will never be the most installed OS. Just think about how often you had to reinstall Windows.14
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Me: Goodnight!!
Brain: psst..
Me: What?
Brain: How can you just leave that piece of code behind? Unfinished?7 -
If you're going to ask for my help
... and then do the opposite of everything i say
... and then complain when things don't work
... and continue to ignore everything i say
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FUCK OFF8 -
Dev: So how do you want this feature fixed?
Manager: It should work how it worked before.
Dev: I'm new to this feature, I don't know how it worked before or what is broken about it.
Manager: Well just make it work like it worked before.
Dev: I DONT KNOW HOW IT WORKED BEFORE THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU. PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN DO MY JOB.
Manager: Just how it worked before!
Dev: ...
Manager: ...
Dev: fuck you17 -
I wonder how long before people get twitchy thinking I’m hacking just running some database load tests
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So I'm learning 2D game dev in java.
(I know)
Being stubborn I'm coding everything myself because, you know who needs libraries.😅
And
Holy toenails ,I have mad respect for the guys who build game engines. Especially 3d engines.
Y'all are beasts.28 -
Her "it's just a Web portal how long can it take"
Me "it's a completely custom content management system. It will take time."
Her "well how long then?"
Me "a good six/seven weeks. With a lot of overtime."
Her "oh don't be so dramatic, just use WordPress."9 -
No matter how many times I learn how to center a text vertically in a div, every time I have to spend half an hour just looking for a solution17
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How malloc works? It's easy. Just follow this simple flowchart and you will understand in no time.
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Can we just talk about how generous the founders of devRant are? They gave us 5000 characters per post to rant. That's just absolutely insane.4
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So apparently the Amazon S3 outage happened because of one setting being wrong in a looooong string of commands issued to shut down just a few servers.
Am I the only Linux user who totally gets how that could happen to just about anyone regardless of how awesomely competent they might be?4 -
my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.
I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS
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"Well, how hard could it be to do it in this impossible deadline?"
Well ... HOW ABOUT I STICK A LAMP POST UP YOUR ASS? HOW HARD COULD IT BE? YOU JUST STAY STILL AND I PUSH HARD ENOUGH, RIGHT?!12 -
This moment when everyone assumes you know how to use EVERY device just because you are a coder...5
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THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.
https://github.com/omidfi/...
http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com5 -
How i used to toggle a boolean:
foo ? false : true;
How i decided to toggle a boolean last night:
foo = !foo
I wondered why i only just thought of that.18 -
I, (a British developer), just had to explain how American Zip Codes work to my US-based colleague...6
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*Me explaining how to use npm to my colleague (senior dev)*
M: So from the command line you just need to move to the directory with the package.json first
C: Uhm right
C: *types ‘move dir’*
M: Aight just give me the keyboard
How does a senior developer not know how to use cd in a command line?5 -
I've just closed devRant to subconsciously open it again and wonder how it opened again. I'm definitely addicted now3
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I'm new to DevRant
Made an account just to say how much I hate lf-crlf errors. Fucking waste of time. Everytime. Feeling creative? How about spending hours on SO?6 -
"I usually just stop being stuck and be awesome instead. "
And that kids, is how I met your mother.2 -
Ever since i became programming-literate i cant just enjoy a game without thinking how everything how everything is working 🤦🏻11
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It's just sick how managers boast about how their programmers aren't getting sleep enough/at all due to nonstop coding.
That's not actually something to be proud of, CAUSE IT SHOWS HOW INEFFICIENT YOU ARE AT, I don't know... MANAGING?4 -
Hey hackers!
Just found root-me.org !
Cool enough to turn me on.
I've just finished first 8 challangrs which were piece of cake.
Let's see how it goes 😎2 -
How come the css syntax/specifier
!important
Means the opposite of how it reads. (not important)
Can it just be a '!' since its already shouting the meaning.
.short {
height: 9px!
}10 -
HOW!? Just HOW THE FUUUCK??!
Did anybody ever try to put a cinnamon desktop onto a ubuntu server version?? 'Cause this is simply fucked up!
Just add the ppa they said. Just run
$ apt-get install cinnamon
they said!
APT-GET YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
ARRRGGGH. *table-flip*8 -
Just bought a green foldable bicycle. 😊 Trying to learn how to master biking straight then will learn how to turn.28
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Sometimes I just hit a "developer's block", when I'm just blankly staring at my screen wondering where did I start and how did I end up here!?
It is hell frustrating!!!5 -
I just got a call from the UK. When 7 picked up, the lady said "Hello Edwin, how are you?". I never replied and just hung up.
I don't know how the fuck she got my number and name right? I know my name is public but my phone number is not.17 -
How many of you learned your programming languages from courses/study and how many of you from just grabbing a project and bullshitting your way through until it stuck12
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I just had to explain to a web master and sys admin how ports work and how to access a router if they change the local port... God fucking help us8
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"We should make something just like codewars... what should we call it.?" "How about codefights?" "Perfect."4
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so now i have to explain to customers how long a 30 day trial is...
do you guys know maybe, just maybe... HOW LONG A 30 DAY TRIAL IS?!?!?10 -
Just learned how to solve linear recurrence problems with matricial calculations. This is absolutely wonderful.7
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How is anyone supposed to compete with those kinds of numbers?
I thought the industry was struggling to find people?
Looked at a dozen other jobs just like it.
How are you supposed to stand out at all, if you're just getting started?
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It's interesting how much fun Javascript is, when you just ignore it and use Typescript instead. 😎2
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I just don't get my coworkers. They tweak designs, they tweak functionality, but no task is made.
They just simply update designs in Figma, without notifying anyone or just msg me on Slack what to change...
How the fuck do you guarantee that all those tweaks will get reflected to the app? How do you guarantee I won't forget? How do you guarantee QA will test your stupid tweaks?2 -
I just finished a meeting that had also been an email. You know how it went: boss just reading the email out loud1
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Just tell me why are the people who don't even know how to use computer properly, Studying Computer Science..9
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Guess who just taught his wife how to commit, push, some command lines, and how to exit vim?
Also, I had to teach her over FB messenger.4 -
Just got one refurbished laptop (x220)
Going to install Arch (first time). Let's see how well it goes :-)4 -
I once had a client that lived near by and I had setup a server in his office. One day he calls me begging for help because it keeps turning off... He put it in a sealed foam box to try to reduce it's noise. Temps were 80+ Celsius (176f) within 5 minutes of it booting.2
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Watching IT guy on the show "How to get away with murder" explain how to hack:
"It's not that complicated, really. You just download that app from the deep web and worm your way into the phone company's main frame using basic java code. Anyone can learn how to do that."
Thats how you do it! Thank me later.7 -
Oh my god I love when you just have that "click" moment when you just understand EVERYTHING. I've been trying to understand how WordPress worked and found a great video series by Mr Digital on youtube and now understand the inner workings of WordPress instead of just the general aspect on how to install a theme or how to use a plugin.
People say there are tons of resources online but a very small amount of them actually work for most people. I just glad I understand it now.8 -
When you spend 6 hours figuring out how to best encrypt/decrypt your unimportant website cookies just because you don't want people to see how bad you are at naming stuff :x
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P L E A S E
Do not just teach them on how to program. Teach them on how to properly write a documentation and how to properly execute a project. Like, don't start coding directly. Teach how to plan a project properly especially on estimation. (lol)4 -
Why can't every browser just interpret shit the same way, how hard is it actually to standardize the rendering?3
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I just got an email from work to fix a website that is down. A website of another company.
I just don’t understand how peoples brains work?1 -
I just installed and lunched Opera Browser and I see Mozilla's get started link on bookmark..
How and why?
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Honestly ! How many mugs of caffeine U get each day ?!
(Just wanna make sure i'm not indulging :) )21 -
When I post a collab and someone asks me how the project is going and how much the progress..
Inside me: oh boy, I just post ideas here.. not time for implementation1 -
How to complete an assignment?
Easy:Wait till the last moment. And bam... just like that its there.2 -
Hmm Monday morning and no Internet..
How do I stack overflow my "programming"?
Just kidding, Mobile Hotspot ftw.2 -
Just curious.
1. How you hosting at deep web?
2. Can your websites become listed in deep web? Why?
I just curious12 -
I hate SugarCRM!
Honestly. I just cannot understand how they manage to sell this peace of php crap.1 -
I've read some posts about how bad Windows is lately and I'm just wondering how some can break their installations so bad.. I mean like multiple BSODs just for installing updates, or just don't get their windows to work at all. I've been using win next to Linux(Debian/Ubuntu) for quite some time now and never had those kind of problems, also on pure Windows 7/10 PCs.2
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Lovely, We just got told to ditch Sentry and just check the /var/log/ of the server for issues......
How do I argument back against this...3 -
I didn't realise just how retarded people are when they call tech support.
Working combined line 1/2 tech support and people just describe shit in the most unhelpful way ever.2 -
Not sure how to feel.
Just landed on a stackoverflow querstion. Originated by myself 5 years ago. With a long discussion and a solution.
Sooo how the fuck I don't remember it at all ?3 -
Anyone else type a bunch of gibberish after typing a word you don't think you know how to spell just to make sure that spell check is working? Just me?2
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How control the RAM when working by Androidstudio and chrome?!
Well, just tell the magic spell
Wingardium Leviosaaaa
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WTF?! I just dunno how to handle this error message.
Are you trying to tell me that 'oops that C written Javascript library just crashed by a WTFCrash within a Java VM'?
Eh What!? I mean what?!
Will someone please catch that? I'll throw it to you...
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How is C and C++ development done in reallife ffs?
Like, you got no ecosystem whatsoever, just thousands of build chains. How does this work?25 -
Started Master Degree in DB just to prove to myself that I can do this. Although I'm really bad at sql I passed the admission exam . Now I'm wondering : how the fuck I passed a fucking sql exam without knowing to write a single good sql line . Just how ...8
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How do you think about Laravel?
Does it made PHP more simple or just satisfied lazy developers 😀?10 -
Going for a run but still thinking about how I can refactor the code I just wrote. Can't stop thinking about it. Is it just me?4
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Sorry, but no sorry.
I don't see that it is ok to make stupid of other people. I mean, it is ok for non-IT people/non-specialist/students didn't know that HTML programmer is not a thing or we can't just turn of the problem/bugs if sth gone wrong.
They aren't stupid. They just misinformed. Just smile (or laugh?) and explain to them.
No one is born knowledgeable of everything. We even learn how to walk, how to read, how to program.
By doing mistakes.3 -
How do you actually make an AI (without if statements)?
I don't need the code or anything. Just an overall idea of how AI is taught something or how it really thinks.
Any references will be appreciated9 -
Just how, for the love of our Lord and Bane - the RNG, can you be the head of the Software development department and not know how to differentiate USB 2 from USB 3?3
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Not sure if I don't know how to manage time properly, lazy, bad or just inexperienced.
I need a "How to get shit done faster" tutorial.2 -
I've just realised, after a couple years of node.js I still don't know how to get command line input.3
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Just pushed to production an untested feature implemented using code from StackOverflow.
Let's see how this goes1 -
Hi DevRant ! So me and my friend want to make an app. Just to see how it's done. We're both are okay with C, just learnt Java and we're looking for advices.
Do's and don't, how to get started, good habits to pick up, anything would be appreciated !4 -
just wondering: how much of your programming / development is based on your memory and how much do you use Google just for a reminder and how much do you ude Google for the entire code?2
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Lately, when someone asks if I know how to do something that I totally know how to do, I just say no so I don't have to do it.3
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I've only just discovered the C comma operator. I don't know how I completely missed it for so long.2
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Why is Docker + SSL certificates so confusing? Or do I just have bad resources?
I just want to know how to compose an Docker, Nginx setup with encryption.11 -
How much of ur job is spent actually innovating and designing new architecture and how much of it is just copy pasting libraries and preexisting APIs?4
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Just how can I get the stressball? I know! Im gonna write down three word. Just... Randomly...
Rant:
Fuck, JavaScript, coffe -
Back when Steve Jobs died, and my brother and I were freaking out and telling the bad news to everyone in our family, my sister said: "Who's Steve Jobs? Is he the guy who invented Twitter?"
😑 I can't even... 😥16 -
So this is just something I'm curious of, but when following guides/tutorials how do you challenge the information you're learning? like how do you retain the information.
I typically take notes and make something different with the information but Ive just always wondered how others go about it.15 -
How many other c#/monogame developers are on here and looking for people to collab with? Just curious
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Google.
It’s just gotten to big and just dominates. They make some useful tools, but they just buy other companies to do so. But what is worse, is how much information they have on people, I’m going to be honest that I’m not a fully a privacy person but on how much they use that information for I’ve slowly started leaning away from them. -
every work i'm at, every assignment i do, i have to learn how THEY do things, how THEY think about things, i can't just be doing stuff, i have to be thinking about how THEY want me to do the stuff, how THEY would do it.
... who the fuck am I? how the fuck do I do stuff and think about stuff?
how the fuck would i know?
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How much time at work do you usually spend purely coding? How often/quick do you get bored/tired? I’m just curious what fellow developers feel like.9
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I JUST REALISED HOW POWERFUL ARE COMMANDLINE ARGUMENTS !!
F*** you college u didn't teach me shit,they just taught us how to pass cmd arguments.
I just tried on my own to pass a command using PHP to run a simpe python script on the server! But its so fun!
Damn,now I see a sea of possibilities of what I can do with this new Power I discovered !!1 -
In the corporate world, how does promotion work?
Cause Im just a student here and I dont have a damn clue on how it works.10 -
Just curious, how many users does devrant have?
How many active commentors/posters?
What about posts or comments per month?7 -
Trying out Gnome 3 again just to see how things have evolved. How can something crash and freeze so often combined with strange slowness. I like GTK+ and other DE's using that, and a long time ago Gnome was a nice thing. Now it might look good in some aspect but in other aspects it is just strange how they have decided to do things and how often they change things between each release. And then, stop freezing and being so damn slow.1
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Deepfakes concerns me also thinking how to solve this problem
Just watched vox video on it
Went to PornHub and typed “Deepfakes”
What i see is just too concerning Think about it guys how would you feel if that was one of your family member who is victim.
Not Cool !!26 -
How can any sensible person but Apple AirPods, when their wired earphones break just by looking at them8
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The creators of IPsec just wanted to flex how good they are at cryptography. That shit complicated af!2
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I am planning on going to an internship next year.
'EU student studying in UK'
I am just wondering, how do I find internships in the EU? Also, how can I avoid 'bad' internships?4 -
I hate when a developer doesn't know how to use git. He never asks for advice or help until has pushes his changes up and creates a mess out of the main branch instead of creating his own feature branch. I mean there is no problem if you don't know how to use git, but you have a real problem if you say you know how to use it just to "look normal and experienced" and in reality you just don't know how to do stuff there. Just ask for help... and then if you create a mess out of git... Well, solve it and learn.2
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So I got a mice, and arm for it and etc.
Figured out how to do some noise cancelling.
All good for some voice overs!
ON the downside I didn't realize how much smacking and noise I make just opening my mouth ... I'm like some sort of uncouth barbarian via audio.... not just video.3 -
Just curious, but how long do you guys spend programming a day. This isn't counting working time although you can include working time just declare it first!7
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I just hate how all the the internet providers (Sprint and Verizon mainly) just attack each other. It is all about combating, attacking and 1upping to them.2
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i just found out, that you can try the Google's gaming platform #stadia today, and see how it works with your internet connection. Just go to www.stadia.fail2
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Some just know how to talk the walk. Wanna pitch a ridiculous idea but don't know how to execute the plan. I give up on people these days.1
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Just realize how childish (or dirty minded) I am. I just named a variable that holds the result of another value multiplied by 3 ‘threeSum’.
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how do they liquefy and bottle mental focus? how is this ginger ale soda literally just liquid mental focus?1
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I just started learning Norwegian. Does anyone know how I can enable branch prediction in the compiler?1
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Just watch how fast it loads... only 20 lines of head. Loads like a lightning bolt. This is how the web should be experienced in most circumstances: https://vulfpeck.com/10
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Just build it, build it, build it, build it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just build it, build it
Just build it, build it
Just build it, build it
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Just wondering how many hours a week do most programmers work in your country? How many days a week, and is overtime usually expected from you?14
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OMG! I just realised one new thing about how people implement Entity Component System library... I'm good to start all over again x) well I don't even remember how many time it happened now ^^"
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I just learn to speak and explain stuff as humanly possible. Most project managers are like us, before we learned how to code. Just read some books on people management (like Crucial Conversations) and you will know how to manage PMs expectations.1
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emails....
how is it that every service can send out so many emails?
30,000 emails just this week, and those are just the ones i dont automatically delete.
how do people deal with it?2 -
I just was wondering, how https://phantombuster.com does all those automations on a scale? I mean, I can surely write some code that will work for one user(may be just for myself), but how do I scale it up for millions of users? how does it work on millions of LinkedIn/Youtube/Twitter etc user sessions?
Can anybody give me a hint?5 -
Some iOS APIs are just retarded.
Apple's retarded double negative:
myUIButton.isHidden = fasle
How about just:
myUIButton.isShown = true4 -
I'm not a programmer, I just know how to put one stupid meaningless cryptic character after another.
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PDPs are just a manipulative method for the capitalist to find out how you could get more exploited.7
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Someone just spent an evening with me explaining how to use Ember and *not* fuck it up.
Ember is actually quite nice if you know how to use it :)1 -
Do you guys know how to get add-ons for emacs? And where to find a CLEAR tutorial about vim (I'm just curious about how powerful it can be) please?
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I just HATE how PhpStorm handles indentation. Or rather, how it doesn't let *you* handle indentation. I should not have to fire up a different editor just to fix your bloody incorrect auto-indentation.2
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Fellow DevRant's i got one question, javascript or jquery?
How bad would you be if jquery just diapered?6 -
How many of you keep an engineering notebooks anymore.
Wiki's count
Just curiouser!
How many of you know how to use a slide rule -
Are we discussing anything about Pegasus and how it can infiltrate any device with just a missed call?1
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!Rant
My first 3D model, https://grabcad.com/library/...
can someone give me some advice on it and how to improve (disregard the parts about grad project that's just school related) I just want to know how to get better at the modeling -
You just had a conversation the other day with Zimmerman regarding how weird the rankings on xvideos are kind of indicating how screwed up our society is
He's been here the whole time3 -
Remember in the Matrix how they learned things just by scanning a memory chip into their brain?
I think that's how learning programming languages should be...the technology should exist to make that happen :(1 -
does anyone knows how the FUCK to integrate Rails with MidTrans?
I don't hate rails, I just don't know how the FUCK to integrate it with my local payment.2
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