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Linux will never be the most installed OS. Just think about how often you had to reinstall Windows.15
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80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...6
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Me: Goodnight!!
Brain: psst..
Me: What?
Brain: How can you just leave that piece of code behind? Unfinished?7 -
If you're going to ask for my help
... and then do the opposite of everything i say
... and then complain when things don't work
... and continue to ignore everything i say
HOW ABOUT YOU JUST FUCK OFF8 -
Picture taken in the dark but that's how I like to work. In darkness. Illuminated by just my awful code.
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So I'm learning 2D game dev in java.
(I know)
Being stubborn I'm coding everything myself because, you know who needs libraries.😅
And
Holy toenails ,I have mad respect for the guys who build game engines. Especially 3d engines.
Y'all are beasts.28 -
I wonder how long before people get twitchy thinking I’m hacking just running some database load tests
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How malloc works? It's easy. Just follow this simple flowchart and you will understand in no time.
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No matter how many times I learn how to center a text vertically in a div, every time I have to spend half an hour just looking for a solution17
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Can we just talk about how generous the founders of devRant are? They gave us 5000 characters per post to rant. That's just absolutely insane.4
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When everyone is complaining about how terrible JavaScript is and I'm just sitting there thinking "but... I like it.."10
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One can measure how well you are doing right now just by counting the number of open StackOverflow tabs.3
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"Well, how hard could it be to do it in this impossible deadline?"
Well ... HOW ABOUT I STICK A LAMP POST UP YOUR ASS? HOW HARD COULD IT BE? YOU JUST STAY STILL AND I PUSH HARD ENOUGH, RIGHT?!12 -
This moment when everyone assumes you know how to use EVERY device just because you are a coder...5
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THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.
https://github.com/omidfi/...
http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com5 -
How i used to toggle a boolean:
foo ? false : true;
How i decided to toggle a boolean last night:
foo = !foo
I wondered why i only just thought of that.18 -
I, (a British developer), just had to explain how American Zip Codes work to my US-based colleague...6
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You can keep telling me how to code it, and I can read about how to code it, but until I've successfully coded it in a production environment 5-10 times it's all just theoretical to me.2
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"Don't bother reading the docs, they're just technical crap"
Well guess who knows how the framework we're using works 🤔1 -
*Me explaining how to use npm to my colleague (senior dev)*
M: So from the command line you just need to move to the directory with the package.json first
C: Uhm right
C: *types ‘move dir’*
M: Aight just give me the keyboard
How does a senior developer not know how to use cd in a command line?4 -
you guys complaining about doing PHP and WP because you needed money sounds like confessing about doing porn in college
"Sorry mom, but I really needed the money ..."1 -
I've just closed devRant to subconsciously open it again and wonder how it opened again. I'm definitely addicted now3
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I'm new to DevRant
Made an account just to say how much I hate lf-crlf errors. Fucking waste of time. Everytime. Feeling creative? How about spending hours on SO?8 -
It's just sick how managers boast about how their programmers aren't getting sleep enough/at all due to nonstop coding.
That's not actually something to be proud of, CAUSE IT SHOWS HOW INEFFICIENT YOU ARE AT, I don't know... MANAGING?4 -
Ever since i became programming-literate i cant just enjoy a game without thinking how everything how everything is working 🤦🏻13
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Hey hackers!
Just found root-me.org !
Cool enough to turn me on.
I've just finished first 8 challangrs which were piece of cake.
Let's see how it goes 😎2 -
Can't remember how many times I had to change project structure just because they provided wrong/misleading/half-ass requirement
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"I usually just stop being stuck and be awesome instead. "
And that kids, is how I met your mother.2 -
What if devRant made this app just to see how to improve their own company without looking like shit?1
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HOW!? Just HOW THE FUUUCK??!
Did anybody ever try to put a cinnamon desktop onto a ubuntu server version?? 'Cause this is simply fucked up!
Just add the ppa they said. Just run
$ apt-get install cinnamon
they said!
APT-GET YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
ARRRGGGH. *table-flip*8 -
IDK, there's something about PCB circuits with all the components on it... For some reason I find them very calming, I think they could even help me with my anger management and/or sleep problems (if I had any).
They are so nice and neat.. so strict and in order. Everything has its own place and its own path. Everything in there has its purpose. That's so nice :)
// triggered by https://twitter.com/iXsystems/...
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How come the css syntax/specifier
!important
Means the opposite of how it reads. (not important)
Can it just be a '!' since its already shouting the meaning.
.short {
height: 9px!
}12 -
Just bought a green foldable bicycle. 😊 Trying to learn how to master biking straight then will learn how to turn.30
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Computer science doesn't just mean teach me how to use Microsoft office over and over... MS Access is not useful!!!5
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My biggest insecurity? CSS, of course. God knows how that shit works. I just keep on trying until it works.
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It's interesting how much fun Javascript is, when you just ignore it and use Typescript instead. 😎2
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"We should make something just like codewars... what should we call it.?" "How about codefights?" "Perfect."4
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Just learned how to solve linear recurrence problems with matricial calculations. This is absolutely wonderful.7
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How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
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I just think about Microsoft and Apple and how fucked up their shit is and it makes me feel better.1
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Just tell me why are the people who don't even know how to use computer properly, Studying Computer Science..15
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Just got one refurbished laptop (x220)
Going to install Arch (first time). Let's see how well it goes :-)4 -
This is How I actually feel using Windows again after some time.. please wait. It will Just take One Moment.
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Watching IT guy on the show "How to get away with murder" explain how to hack:
"It's not that complicated, really. You just download that app from the deep web and worm your way into the phone company's main frame using basic java code. Anyone can learn how to do that."
Thats how you do it! Thank me later.8 -
I once had a client that lived near by and I had setup a server in his office. One day he calls me begging for help because it keeps turning off... He put it in a sealed foam box to try to reduce it's noise. Temps were 80+ Celsius (176f) within 5 minutes of it booting.2
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Guess who just taught his wife how to commit, push, some command lines, and how to exit vim?
Also, I had to teach her over FB messenger.4 -
OK explaining how to flash fucking kernel and ROM to idiots that unlocked bootloader just because of fun and now they have bricks because they don't know how to flash kernel back.
Ohhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk.4 -
I just tried doing some situps and push-ups...
Guess how many I could do?
TLDR: I may have found the root cause of some problems...
Any tips on how to go from belly fat to normal/fit?21 -
When your colleague comments out some of your codes just to reverse engineer how it works. And checked it in!!!
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How bout instead of "Disrupting space-time continuum" or "Moving satellites into position" .. you just launch your crappy app.
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When you spend 6 hours figuring out how to best encrypt/decrypt your unimportant website cookies just because you don't want people to see how bad you are at naming stuff :x
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I just got an email from work to fix a website that is down. A website of another company.
I just don’t understand how peoples brains work?2 -
gosh, dont you just love how you get notified every time someone says something or likes something?
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Honestly ! How many mugs of caffeine U get each day ?!
(Just wanna make sure i'm not indulging :) )21 -
I just installed and lunched Opera Browser and I see Mozilla's get started link on bookmark..
How and why?
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P L E A S E
Do not just teach them on how to program. Teach them on how to properly write a documentation and how to properly execute a project. Like, don't start coding directly. Teach how to plan a project properly especially on estimation. (lol)4 -
Why can't every browser just interpret shit the same way, how hard is it actually to standardize the rendering?3
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You know those ‘Pumped up’ days where you can just do anything? How do we make this an everyday thing? 🤔6
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When people use one character variable names in their code I'm just like:
How do you guys live like this... 😰1 -
How I work:
I drink lots of coffee and pass out for 12 hours.
It’s like alcoholism, just less productive.28 -
Fuck Ajax and it's stupid fucking side effects. A language should not have inherent side effects. "Oh, you like responsiveness?! How about I just remove all your events after a post?! How about that for responsive design ya lil bitch!"3
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My mate just showed me these guys. How the fuck does that sound come out a cello?
https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk2 -
Just curious.
1. How you hosting at deep web?
2. Can your websites become listed in deep web? Why?
I just curious12 -
Hmm Monday morning and no Internet..
How do I stack overflow my "programming"?
Just kidding, Mobile Hotspot ftw.2 -
Guess who's research just got more interesting 😂
I wonder how many nudes were investigated by the authors during this research
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I hate SugarCRM!
Honestly. I just cannot understand how they manage to sell this peace of php crap.1 -
WTF?! I just dunno how to handle this error message.
Are you trying to tell me that 'oops that C written Javascript library just crashed by a WTFCrash within a Java VM'?
Eh What!? I mean what?!
Will someone please catch that? I'll throw it to you...
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I've just realised, after a couple years of node.js I still don't know how to get command line input.3
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How do you think about Laravel?
Does it made PHP more simple or just satisfied lazy developers 😀?10 -
How do you actually make an AI (without if statements)?
I don't need the code or anything. Just an overall idea of how AI is taught something or how it really thinks.
Any references will be appreciated9 -
I've just googled "git how undo amend".
I can't believe I was able to put a mistake over a mistake.2 -
Just pushed to production an untested feature implemented using code from StackOverflow.
Let's see how this goes1 -
I just built PHP 7 with pthreads... from my phone. I can't believe how far we got with the technology
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How control the RAM when working by Androidstudio and chrome?!
Well, just tell the magic spell
Wingardium Leviosaaaa
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So, a few days ago I went on an interview for a position as a web developer, and during the interview they tell me they are thinking about getting into hosting, and that if they decide to do so I would be the one responsible for managing all of it.
I have no idea how to set up web servers, let alone make sure they can handle heavy loads and so on, so I'd be taking on a huge responsibility and workload, along with the task of making websites.
The company consists of 5 designers, and at the moment, no developers, and they have about 30-40 customers, all with sites that would need to be moved to the new hosting platform.
My question to you all is this:
How much does quality hosting equipment cost, and is it really worth it for such a small company to get into hosting, or should they rather look to make a deal with an existing host for some kind of monthly kickback/rebate?
I'm thinking they should find an existing host and enter some kind of partnership, as that would be easier and safer than doing all the hosting inhouse.
What do you guys and girls think?5 -
There are just too many interesting languages and technologies to learn and too little time. How does one manage that?7
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Why is Docker + SSL certificates so confusing? Or do I just have bad resources?
I just want to know how to compose an Docker, Nginx setup with encryption.11 -
Going for a run but still thinking about how I can refactor the code I just wrote. Can't stop thinking about it. Is it just me?4
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Just how can I get the stressball? I know! Im gonna write down three word. Just... Randomly...
Rant:
Fuck, JavaScript, coffe -
Not sure if I don't know how to manage time properly, lazy, bad or just inexperienced.
I need a "How to get shit done faster" tutorial.2 -
Back when Steve Jobs died, and my brother and I were freaking out and telling the bad news to everyone in our family, my sister said: "Who's Steve Jobs? Is he the guy who invented Twitter?"
😑 I can't even... 😥17 -
Just curious, how many users does devrant have?
How many active commentors/posters?
What about posts or comments per month?9 -
Just startet game developing (unity) on the side ! A time sink, but holy cow is it fun ! Any game devs out there?
How long did it take to master and how did you get startet ? -
I've only just discovered the C comma operator. I don't know how I completely missed it for so long.4
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Interviews... How many of you practice technical questions like from HackerRank, foobar?
How many try but then get so frustrated after 3hrs of getting stuck that you give up and decide to just wing it?3 -
Today i teach you all how is the hacking is done...
Just start your laptop and Kickstart like this...
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just wondering: how much of your programming / development is based on your memory and how much do you use Google just for a reminder and how much do you ude Google for the entire code?2
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How many other c#/monogame developers are on here and looking for people to collab with? Just curious
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Google.
It’s just gotten to big and just dominates. They make some useful tools, but they just buy other companies to do so. But what is worse, is how much information they have on people, I’m going to be honest that I’m not a fully a privacy person but on how much they use that information for I’ve slowly started leaning away from them. -
So this is just something I'm curious of, but when following guides/tutorials how do you challenge the information you're learning? like how do you retain the information.
I typically take notes and make something different with the information but Ive just always wondered how others go about it.15 -
How can any sensible person but Apple AirPods, when their wired earphones break just by looking at them8
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every work i'm at, every assignment i do, i have to learn how THEY do things, how THEY think about things, i can't just be doing stuff, i have to be thinking about how THEY want me to do the stuff, how THEY would do it.
... who the fuck am I? how the fuck do I do stuff and think about stuff?
how the fuck would i know?
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Let's say you had just received a freelance project, tell me more how you give the client a valid price3
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I just read about the npm dependency incident and was confused at how someone could create a package that brings so much dependency and simply have the right to delete it? How many other vital packages can be deleted?1
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And this is how to properly use devrant!
Just made some custom css changes and applied them with stylish extension.
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How much time at work do you usually spend purely coding? How often/quick do you get bored/tired? I’m just curious what fellow developers feel like.9
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In the corporate world, how does promotion work?
Cause Im just a student here and I dont have a damn clue on how it works.11 -
I just started learning Norwegian. Does anyone know how I can enable branch prediction in the compiler?1
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Just realize how childish (or dirty minded) I am. I just named a variable that holds the result of another value multiplied by 3 ‘threeSum’.2
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Client : OMG DISK FULL THIS TEST IS A TOTAL FAILURE
How is it our fault? Just buy better equipment already! -
Just curious, but how long do you guys spend programming a day. This isn't counting working time although you can include working time just declare it first!7
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Some just know how to talk the walk. Wanna pitch a ridiculous idea but don't know how to execute the plan. I give up on people these days.1
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Just watch how fast it loads... only 20 lines of head. Loads like a lightning bolt. This is how the web should be experienced in most circumstances: https://vulfpeck.com/11
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I am planning on going to an internship next year.
'EU student studying in UK'
I am just wondering, how do I find internships in the EU? Also, how can I avoid 'bad' internships?4 -
how do they liquefy and bottle mental focus? how is this ginger ale soda literally just liquid mental focus?2
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I just hate how all the the internet providers (Sprint and Verizon mainly) just attack each other. It is all about combating, attacking and 1upping to them.2
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i just found out, that you can try the Google's gaming platform #stadia today, and see how it works with your internet connection. Just go to www.stadia.fail2
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Just realized how much saxophone music helps me write code. Would recommend.
PS: what do you listen to when working?8 -
How do you guys manage your Dotfiles ?
I'm searching for a better way than just including them into my backups.5 -
I’m just curious, how relevant is slack in the workplace? And is it enjoyable to use or awful like Skype9
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Sitting in the library updating some VMs... realizing just how loud and obnoxious my laptop's fan can get :(
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emails....
how is it that every service can send out so many emails?
30,000 emails just this week, and those are just the ones i dont automatically delete.
how do people deal with it?2 -
Do you ever just can't figure out how to do something and just think to yourself "I fucking hate computers"
Cuz I do1 -
PDPs are just a manipulative method for the capitalist to find out how you could get more exploited.8
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Just wondering how many hours a week do most programmers work in your country? How many days a week, and is overtime usually expected from you?15
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I'm just wondering how much a cs degree from a South African university holds up internationally ,different opinions all around1
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I'm not a programmer, I just know how to put one stupid meaningless cryptic character after another.
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Some iOS APIs are just retarded.
Apple's retarded double negative:
myUIButton.isHidden = fasle
How about just:
myUIButton.isShown = true4 -
I’m harvesting credit card numbers and passwords from your site. Here’s how.
The state of npm is just 😢
https://hackernoon.com/im-harvestin...1 -
Someone just spent an evening with me explaining how to use Ember and *not* fuck it up.
Ember is actually quite nice if you know how to use it :)1 -
Amazon just launched DocumentDB, a clone of MongoDB.
I personally waited for this for a long time. How about you?4 -
I just HATE how PhpStorm handles indentation. Or rather, how it doesn't let *you* handle indentation. I should not have to fire up a different editor just to fix your bloody incorrect auto-indentation.2
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How can I tell if someone is scheduling too many meetings to avoid doing work or they are just misguided?
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Remember in the Matrix how they learned things just by scanning a memory chip into their brain?
I think that's how learning programming languages should be...the technology should exist to make that happen :(1 -
Fellow DevRant's i got one question, javascript or jquery?
How bad would you be if jquery just diapered?6 -
Hi everybody! I'm just learning to develop UWP app so How many ads network for UWP now, Thank you!1
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How many of you keep an engineering notebooks anymore.
Wiki's count
Just curiouser!
How many of you know how to use a slide rule -
i still dont get how you retrieve webhook payload thru localtunnel. i just took my way around by polling
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